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| Hmm... The smurfer I hardly knew. | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 08/29/99 07:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Problem: Broken Images(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 6, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Peon-of-War: 5.5000 |   | The Game:
I was idly fumbling through publics games hoping for an LT game. "Blah, there are too many BGH games, this makes me sick," all of a sudden "Eureka!" I found a game. Flik, BGhater and 43335s5ns were there. TvB! And the game commenced.
I chose random(zerg 3 o'clock), my partner chose zerg(12 o'clock), Flik(chose) terran(6 o'clock), BGHater(also chose) Protoss(9 o'clock)... As the game started we started upon some BS chit chat.. boasting about whos going to make what, ect. It also came across that he played X'Ds~Fallen... WHAT?! (Lets back track) He told me that Fallen had barely beat him, the only way Fallen won was because he out expanded him. I was impressed, this smurfer either had some big cahunas, or, he was a very talented player.
I decide to 10/9 to my natural and then make lings, then go straight for mutes. I go scout terrans base and find a walled in bunker right above his Gimme..
"Turtler," said 43335s5ns. I chuckled at the comment. I run to check on Purple, BGHater. "BLAM" im wasted by t2 photon cannons, i make the joke "Double Turtlers.."
As me and my partner are teching up, at this point he decides on making Queens and Hydras, Purple runs in with 2 reavers via shuttle. "Help" I watch as the reavers dispose of 12 hydras. "send mutes, fast" Ta Da! To the rescue. I send over my freshly baked mutes and dispose of the pesky creatures with much delight :)
I send over my 8 mutes accompanied with 3 new ones into the heart of BGHaters main.. Voila, no defense (a.k.a. Muta heaven) I procede to reak havok upon his base. First the peons, then the forge, then the cyber core ect. "Damn, he pulled 5+ goons outta his ass.." Hmm, i look back at my base and see my even newer Mutas. I bring them over while my friend loads up 6 bundles of joy.. or as theyre commonly known as; Hydra drop.
I first run with my mutes... SHIT! seems like Flik sent some help, namely a bunker with 4 reens in them and 3 outside. I pick off Purples outter moust buildings luring the helpless marines out of their safe shelter. THen come in the HYDRAS. We lay waste to Purps base and it seems like Purple snuck a way a probe to his partners main and built a lone pylon. O well, the more, the merrier as I like to say.
After all of this confusion. I switch gears to mass Hydras. "You're under attack." "what was that?"
Partner: "Make Devourers and make them now!"
Me: "Why?"
Partner: *points in direction of where blood is spurting out*
Me: "OH SWEET ****!"*suprised*
14 BCs declare war vs my partners Hydras.. hmm, this could get ugly. I get my greater spire up and i order 9 of my mutes into my new victory fleet; namely devourers...
NOTE: Ok, ya'll take note of this. Plagued BCs accompanied with Devs and Hydras = ownage upon the BCs.
The hydras were D swarmed while the Defilers plagued, and the Devs were blastin away. Ouch! He just lost 14 Bcs and 2 Sci Vs. By the time it takes to make another BC, 10 more show up at our door. Follow directions above, rinse, and repeat. Every time he attacked, he did do a lot of harm. After we laid waste to about 24 of his BCs... 12 valks show up.
Ok, this is where me and my friend get sceptic... How the hell is he supporting this mineral burden? All he got was a)His main b)His natural c)An Island expansion. So we thought something was up.
After way late into the game, we offer to ally, cus this was just getting stupid, he turtled HARD and we were both exhausted in minerals. Ofcourse they declined.
Partner: "Alright, your funeral."
Ok, this sux, my gas is gone, Most of my Hydras got rocked by BCs, and this guy walled in with multiple Depots and Bunkers accompanied with Tanks. One thing comes to mind, cracklings =D I upgrade the adrenal glands, and my Lings are now spunkier than ever. I ask my friend:
Me: "Hmm, do you have D swarm?"
Him: "What kind of joke is that?"
(he had quite a supply of Defilers for anti BCs tactics.)
Me: "ok, go d swarm the front of the base."
Him: "Okeyday."
180 2/1 cracklings come ripping down the pipe. It wasnt even funny how fast these cracklings dismantled this complex base. They took down the wall-in with ease.
They both leave with out a word. And my partner vanishes after this game. And I'm still lookin for him. If you have any information, please contact me on b.net ;)
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