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"Neat," I thought to myself, "I'll probably have to check that out when it gets released."
Then, as I thought about it a little bit more, I began to realize the significance of a sequel to the best video game ever made, and promptly orgasmed all over my keyboard."
-Decay




#1 MikeyMonty (spider-te083.proxy.aol.com)[9014]
Hehe, cool. I love dswarmed cracklings against terran. They are very effective, especially in the kind of numbers you used. Cool report.
#2 Peon-of-War (proxy1.atl.prodigy.net)[9016]
Thanks! Well, this is my first BR(as if you couldnt tell..) I hope to get Screen shots next time! I'm suprised I got this high of a score ;)
#3 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[9017]
I like that peon picture at the end. :)

The report seemed to go kind of fast though. When you said the guy attacked with 14 BC's, I was like 'huh? how far are we into this game?' Try to eliminate that sort of confusion next time.

#4 Peon-of-War (SNFCBA03-35.splitrock.net)[9021]
Thanks, I need constructive critism like that ;) How the heck did it go down .5 points ?!?! =(
#5 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[9022]
Because the rating system totals up the number of points and then divides it by the number of raters that rated your report. So one person gave you a 6 then another one gave you a 5 for a total of 11, or an average of 5.5.
#6 Raging~Kozak (204.83.152.139)[9037]
Decent report but try to break it up into sections (ie. Early,middle, and late game). Nice job beating the turtlers with no gas. Cracklings are evil.
#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9055]
Did I mis-understand that pic, or are you Bob_The_Newt, total ownage of the duck edition #99?
Hehehe, nice br..if u r bob, thats some good zergy moves =]
(DS and cracklings just tend to do a helluva alot of damage to anything that isn't 12 3/3 firebats with d-matrix =]
(you have experiance with this I believe bob =])


#8 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[9077]
Hehe haha, mark4 berated you eh?

"Do something!!!! Need tanks, need freaking tanks!!!"

"Move soldier, move!!"



#9 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9079]
I love YRM's images. They are cool.




I am done.




#10 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[9084]
Nice br peon, try telling me your gonna make one next time you whore!!!!! =) Me want more pics! I'm not peon ducky, peon just requested my mad image editing skillz to make his picture :D

p.s. cracklings <b>own</b> 3/3 matrixed bats!!!!!!!!

#11 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[9085]
Oh yah, YRM make sure you have that robot do a review of every report from now on, he's cooler than *insert cold object here*.

p.s. ROBOT SMASH

#12 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[9176]
To YRM's robot:
You call that a rating? That was pathetic. When I was sitting here trying to rate this all you did was get in the way. I had to save your pathetic rating from you. You'd think that with all the press you get you'd be able to deliver a halfway competent rating, but it appears your highly overestimated for even your limited reputation. You make me sick.

KnightLisa, consider yourself saved =]


#13 Tub_Thumper (155.229.253.145)[9229]
Firebats own zerglings. It is the law of the universe. Add stim packs, full upgrades, and a few medics and you can easily kill an exponential number of zerglings. Observe: For every firebats you have it can kill 6 lings with its delicious splash damage. With multiple firebats you have an overlapping splash effect that is wonderous in its destructive power. I once took out 24 zealots with a lesser number of firebats in a huge confliguration of carnage but that is neither here nor there. I state this because the above comments that zerglings own firebats is by no means true and I hope it was made in jest. BUT, zerglings with Adreanal Glands are my favorite building burners and I admire your murdering tactics.

With SC talent on loan from God,
Tub_Thumper

P.S. I thought the BR desearved a better rating...It was very well done.








#14 Peon-of-War (SNFCBB04-35.splitrock.net)[9260]
=D
#15 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[9314]
yeah it was made in jest you dumb ho =)
#16 Peon-of-War (SNFCBB04-01.splitrock.net)[9460]
D=



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