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Divine_R[TLK] Vs. .Simple.
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Author:KoRnRuLz[FTL]
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Date: 08/29/99 05:08
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Divine_R[TLK]




(Terran) VS.


.Simple.






(Protoss)











Lost Temple was chosen as the map of choice, .Simple. and Divine_R[TLK] both


chose to go random.  On the draw Divine_R[TLK] got terran and started


in the bottom center position of the map.  Meanwhile, .Simple. got the


top center spot and randomed out to command the protoss forces.  .Simple.


decided to scout very early, he got to Divine _R[TLK]











with a probe before he even had one marine pumping.  Divine_R[TLK] say


"oh shit" which can be seen above, why did he say "oh shit"?  Was the


probe a killer probe? We will never know... shortly after however Divine_R[TLK]


sends out a











scout of his own.  The scout notices a probe hanging outside of his


enemies base, soon the hot pursuit begins, Was this the best battle all game?


 Your "Damn" right it was, that's why I took a beauty of a screenshot


for you to see.  Well Mr. SCV kills the probe, what a sad death, I think


we all were crying at that point.  The SCV than patrolls around .Simple.'s


base for about 5 minutes, maybe waiting for him to make a move or attack.


 Meanwhile both peepz collected there armies and advanced in the tech


tree,  but "Doh" the SCV was still patrolling .Simple.'s base, Divine_R[TLK]


decides to create a











bunker outside of .Simple.'s base, in hopes that he can possibly trap .Simple.'s


protoss forces in.  Did it work, nope.  It got about 85% done before


the SCV was destroyed by 2 zealots who were hanging around on the cliff while


the bunker was being made.  Meanwhile Divine_R[TLK] had advancing infantry


coming on in.  He was furious about his bunker being destroyed, or was


he?  Well.. uhh any ways, the line advanced, at this point the 2 zealots


were accompanied by many











dragoons, the battle went on as the marine's guns and dragoons uhh.... whatever


the hell weapon they have, well there weapons echoed back and forth, the


battle went on for days!  No not really it lasted about 2 minutes, but


the terran











infantry ate the dust, two medics were left behind and got anally gang banged


by five dragoons, hell if you were on the protoss army with all men, you


would be gang banging the medics, wouldn't you? Well shit you know you would


so don't even get loud with me kid.  Well while Divine_R[TLK] let his


medics get raped and I mean raped, he started a new command center in the


base located to the left of his main starting location, after his men were


depleted, I think he would











have been better off using that 400 minerals to make some type of an army,


but I wasn't playing and it would be hypocrit of me to take apart someone's


playing style especially when I saw the whole map and saw what .Simple.'s


protoss men were up to.  Well on to the battle and the game and enough


gibberish, After Divine_R[TLK]'s attack failed, he started the expansion


of course, but also .Simple. sensing his opponent was weak from the attack


and number of men he lost to him











sent his protoss forces to survey the lay out of his terran opponents base,


 at first dragoons were sent out in masses and the number of marines


and healing medics were just enough to take down the first attack of dragoons,


 but more were coming, and eventually .Simple. broke through the lines


of Divine_R[TLK]'s infantry, once he was in .Simple. noticed that











Divine_R[TLK] was missing something very important when playing one on one


vs. a protoss opponent using terran.  What was it you ask? Well you


better not be asking, if you are you must be a newby, haha, Divine_R[TLK]


was missing cloak detection, no missile turrets or science vessels were in


the sight of the terran fort, at this point I think Divine_R[TLK] would











have to pull a magic invincible dark templar detector out of his ass to win,


but hell what would happen if he did pull that magic dark templar detector


out his ass, that's the reason I kept watching and taking these wondeful


"Huge" screenshots for you, so meanwhile .Simple. was making Dark Templars,


and they were pumping out of all of his gateways and rallying to











Divine_R[TLK]'s base, of course dragoon's were already done and at


Divine_R[TLK]'s base harassing him, and harassing his medics once again sexually,


boy protoss need some women on the squadron to .... well nevermind, well


the dragoon's were setting up the last final assault on the terran forces,


although Divine_R[TLK] still had that expansion, it would be











extremely hard for him to make a comeback at this point, now that dark templars


were on there way, and no missile turrets were even up in Divine_R[TLK]'s


base, and the farthest his technology tree advanced was to a Machine Shop,


it would be











kind of hard to just pull Science Vessels out of his ass, so here come the


dark templars, were the comsats enough to hold him off until the missile


turret production started? Read on and I find out.  Well the first string


of 2 dark templars was assaulted and killed with the help of comsats and


men of course, but the gateways in .Simple.'s base just kept on producing











dark templars and dragoons were already in his base, with this fact and no


infantry production coming from Divine_R[TLK] he was forced to secede from


the war with a gg.  



















































































































































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