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#1 KoRnRuLz[FTL] (ppp109.bcpl.net)[8995]
FUCKING GRRRR I COULDN'T GET THE FIREBARA TO GO AWAY AND I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT!! SO LIKE RATE THIS REPORT DELETE THE TWO OTHERS AND OH YEAH IM PISSED OFF NOW MY TECT IS DOUBLE SPACE, IM NEW TO HTML AND DONT KNOW IT I JUST COPIED MY SITE, HTTP://GO.TO/FTL UNDER BATTLE REPORTS, SORRY MARK, SORRY VEGAS! SORRY FOR CAPS BUT IM PISSED, AND I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD EDIT THIS UP SO YOU CAN FOOL WITH YOUR BR ONCE ITS SENT IN, THAT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER, THANKS.
#2 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[8997]
I can't read your text without highlighting it and not all of your images loaded.

Perhaps you bit off more than you could chew here. *shrug*

#3 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9000]
I agree. There needs to either be a fixxed version of the preview report, or a way to tinker with your report when somethings messed up.

I have a question....what browsers is this site compatable with? I wanna know if I can use the width=45% as an exstension, and I have a feeling it won't work

#4 YourRoleModel (60.np12.np.dialup.nauticom.net)[9002]
I ran into KoRnRulZ on nohunters and he asked me to view this report. It took a while to load, so I went and did something else for a few minutes while I waited for it to come in. Despite loading time and spacing issues, I gave this report a read and for what it's worth, the report was fairly well written... I could follow it and there were a few funny lines. (not the anal gang bang rape stuff)

KoRn I'd love to give this a score based purely on effort, but I can't do that. Since you asked for me to look at the report, here are some improvements that I could suggest.

1 - Don't report a Protoss vs Terran beatdown on Lost Temple. Never for a second was the outcome in question.

2 - Crop your pictures. 74K is alot for just one shot... I may come close to that with a very large collage, but not one shot. Bring them down to about 500 wide.

3 - Don't double space your type, it makes it harder to look at.

4 - It really wasn't a bad effort on your part, the results weren't quite there, but it looks like you spent some time on it. I think it deserves to creep up out of the bronze range... ok, I'm gonna rate it now.









#5 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[9005]
Anyone seen Agent's newest report. He obviously believes everyone has a T3 connection or something because he says not to worry about load time because none of the pictures are above 500k. The animated pictures he uses are cool though once you get them to load.
#6 M@sta[TLK] (eloh3pp44.alltel.net)[9006]
Divo > you
:(
#7 -=DarkHawke=- (stj545.nf.sympatico.ca)[9007]
Hey,
YRM.

I use corel paint v1.1

How do I crop?




#8 TheRubberDucky (spider-pa033.proxy.aol.com)[9008]
Nice br.
#9 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[9009]
Ahem.
I do not use AOL
#10 Persian-POW (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[9012]
Although I am not YRM, I do feel that I am qualified to answer your cropping question DarkHawke. To crop an image simply use the selection tool and select the area that you want to keep. Now go up the the edit menu and press crop. Even if your program doesn't have a crop feature you can still do it. Again you just select the area you want and press copy, then paste it as a new selection. Hopefully this will work for you.
#11 YourRoleModel (60.np12.np.dialup.nauticom.net)[9020]
You are correct... it does look better on your own site. If I was rating it there, I'd probably give it a six. It wasn't the best of games though... kind of a squash.

Anyway, I suggest going to KoRn's site to read it if you want to see what he's talking about.

#12 Whoop (pool0902.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[9025]
I thought this was a kinda funny read. Not a 10 but way better than 3.5

I give it a 5

Lay off the gang bang references....that kinda thing is not only dumb it detracted from the report. With out that sentance I woulda gave it a 6



#13 Blank (91.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[9035]
an okay report, I was suppose to play .Simple. last night, but I guess someone wanted him to play Shabz, but he didn't end up playing... I wonder who he did finally play= oh well

Blank
#14 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[9038]
I fixed the firebar. You had a br tag in the middle of the command and no web address to point it to. I guessed the address was the same as the rest of your report. I'd also like to say that your comments about the medics was in very poor taste. Next time just imagine your mother's a medic...
#15 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[9040]
Well for some reason . . .

infantry ate the dust, two medics were left behind and got anally gang banged by five dragoons ---- not funny

infantry ate the dust, two medics were left behind and got anally gang banged by five dragoons, hell if you were on the protoss army with all men, you would be gang banging the medics, wouldn't you? Well shit you know you would so don't even get loud with me kid. ---- very funny

Why do I find that funny? A question that will never be answered indeed.
#16 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[9192]
I agree with Bob the Newt. I actually am surprised there is not more sexually explict language on this site. Congrats to Mark4 and Johnny for a very clean site. But I would enjoy more sexual humor (I can swing both ways).



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