"I love it when someone "raises" a base. Look, it floats!!"
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| how the drunk man dies | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 08/28/99 01:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Problem: Spam(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 2, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Pitt: 5.1579 |   | Ok well here I am to tell you how a drunk man can get owned :) if you need to know right now I am drunk and tomorrow Notre Dame will stop KansASS!!!! yeah baby Notre Dame football owns! ok well I decide a 1v2 against two nohunters guys here's my story!
+genjuro+
and
Fek'Ihr (the Klingon version of Cerebrus)
vs.
MEEE!!! PITT!
Map: Snowbound (my worst map for all those looking to stomp me :)
so I start out and scout out Gen and find that he's zerg he
and he's got a lair later than I do so I don't suspect mutes. Fek'ihr is going drops probably cuz I see that he's got a large amount of rines and and a starport with addon constructing. That fucker. I've scouted these bastards with mutes and olies so I know that fek is gonna give me a head ache and that stupid Gen's spore colonies will stop any mute harrasment I can muster.
I say Fuck dis and upgrade to hive and then greater spire. By the time I have two exp's and 6 guards tho stupid fek has fucking valks and fucking Gen has fucking scourge so my drop of 24 cracklings and attack of 6 guards gets owned (my drop never even drops I don't know where it went) So i'm pissed and genjuro tries to drop on me main. I kill that fuckers attack and i imagine he'd be pissed.
Whatever I'm hammered and the irish kick ass so I'm gonna make a long story short... they eventually landed onmy main and kicked me arse. I was sad and i'd spill some malt liquor but the dude in my bathroom (yes i live in the only dorm room on campus with its own bathroom) is spilling plenty of that all over our toilet. Hey I don't want the RA fucking him over so he can spend the night praying to the porcelain goddess all he wants.. just don't yack in the commen area. I got a hot date tomorrow mofucker! Peace all and 1v1 me if you dare! |
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