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#1 pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[8920]
don't talk smack it was a 2v1 that i voluntarily joined! IRISH FOOTBALL ROX! this year = national championship! if you wanna test my shiz e-mail me. wollyotta i wanna rematch toss is my worst race ;) g'night ya'll watch the game tomorrow on nbc PEACE

#2 Necrosausage! (N034P021.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[8921]
fuck this fucking report :-p
#3 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[8930]
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I guess my spelling ain't THAT bad when I'm drunk. Hehehee.
#4 Mark4 (1Cust119.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net)[8935]
I may play when drunk but at least I don't write battle reports until I'm sober. =]
#5 Sakabatou (keezerjw.umf.maine.edu)[8937]
Isn't it sad when the feedback is better than the report?
#6 JSH (martinsix.ne.mediaone.net)[8941]
Whoops, I thought I stumbled into the game Kingpin: Life of Crime, there was so much profanity here. :)
#7 probe (dt120nbc.tampabay.rr.com)[8944]
this report sucked ass
fuck you pitt
#8 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[8956]
Yeah we won!!! Whhheeeee another night of drinking and gallavanting! Look for a new profanity filled BR later this evening! WHEEEE!!!!!
#9 2Inadequate (180.chicago-01-02rs.il.dial-access.att.net)[8957]
I'm waiting for a Slicer bengalass on this one. I wonder what he'll come up with.
#10 Slicer (ip92.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[8960]
<img "http://members.toast.net/ghengis/aborted.gif">
#11 LOL (spc-isp-van-58-04-648.sprint.ca)[8963]
haha aborted bengalaas... just what the doctor ordered
#12 Dev (209-239-221-177.stk.jps.net)[8966]
Mark doesn't write reports when he plays drunk.

He has me do it instead. See the report entitled "Mark4 and Jack Daniels take on Crono."

#13 ~DOA~ (ideabox1.bestbuy.com)[9041]
I have this feeling that PITT wasn't actually drunk when he wrote this report, he just can't write and has an IQ of a 5 year old. HOW THE FUCK DID NOTRE DAME LET IN SUCH A STUPID PEON! Alas, if he was really drunk, why write a battle report, when I am drunk, I go out scoping for CHICKS, not writing BR's. Once again, LOSER, comes to mind. One more thing, your extensive vocab really comes through in this report, HMMM, FUCK, FUCKERS, wow, such thought goes into your writing. Wait, forgot one last thing, PENN STATE OWNS, and Notre Dame football can LICK MY SWEATY BALLS BITCH!
#14 smokedpork (ppp-151-102-203.texoma.net)[9043]
OMG FUCK YOU Slicer. I had to bite my tongue and clamp my hand over my mouth so hard to keep from laughing, the lady at the desk across from me started asking if I was going to puke.
#15 The Teck Man (98AC8EA2.ipt.aol.com)[9330]
First off I would just like to say that my little script thing that enters in my name for me worked so I'm all happy but anyway that really sucked and is a dishonor the the br writing community. I myself and still waiting for a good game (Grr AOL keeps discing me even though I've begged and even offered to pay for Mindspring...) to write a br on rather than just ramble on and I also doubt that he was drunk but rather wishes he was drunk.
Adun Toraidas and all that shit see ya!



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