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Knife-fight
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Author:Heartcutter
IP:XXXX
Date: 07/28/99 03:07
Game Type: Starcraft
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Report Rating: 7.7, # of Ratings: 3, Max: 8, Min: 7
Lifetime Rating for Heartcutter: 7.5238
Map: Proving Ground

Heartcutter: Brown Terran, Top Left Corner
[CCJ]NO.1!: Purple Zerg, Bottom Left Corner

So I finally get a ladder game off of Temple. This is a much needed break. Don't get me wrong, but for many players it's all about the rush. I however, am not many players.

So I begin with a 7 Rax, 8 Depot build. Inefficient, but it will at least allow me troops in case of the rush (Hmm. Zerg on Proving Grounds? Rush? Um. Yeah.). As I send Deon off to the top right corner, he attacks.

Zerglings plow into a just created marine. He's meat. They plow the SCV making my second Rax. They continue to plow into the SCVs. But the one marine in the peon line steps up and lays in some fire. He's immediately targetted by the 'lings. He dies. But the SCVs are able to overwhelm the lings. I lost 2 marines, 5 scvs and the SCV that was building the Rax. He probably hit me with an 8 pool.

I'm still around. And I will survive.

Bunker gets created, a marine pops out, then another out of the other Rax.

He comes in again. 8 lings.

The 2 stalwart marines in the bunker tear into the lings, but in the end, the lings overwhelm the bunker (I was actually trying to repair it, but Extra High Latency was definitely not my friend). It comes down to the SCVs again. But they pull through when 2 more marines come out and work the hurt 'lings.

Bunker is dead. I have 12-14 SCVs. 2 marines. I'm gonna win this one.

I immediately start the new bunker on the ruins of the old bunker. Pumping marines, SCVs and another depot. The bunker finishes and 4 marines jump in. Just in time to see 6 new lings.

The marines break open a can of whoopass. All of the lings are hurt by the bunker, but not dead. He runs the lings around to the back of my base and attempts to hit my workers. A zergling gets one swipe of it's claws and is nixed by the bunker. Then another. Then another. I have 2 more marines pop out of the Rax and with the 4 that jump out of the bunker, finish off the remaing ling.

He's gonna pay.

I take the 6 marines and head down to monkey-boy's main. His knife is sharp. I felt it.

I don't carry a knife. I carry a dull spoon. He is really gonna feel this.

I march down to his base with the 6 marines (and one late marine trailing). This is a direct stab at his black heart. With careful precision, I proceed to move my marines around the creep (and creep colony), and park my ass right next to a colony that is forming into a sunken behind his peon line.

Commander Heartcutter says:
Umm. Die?!

Marine attack squad's rifles go:
Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!...Click...Die! Die! Die! Die!

The sunken goes away before it gets a chance to deal any damage. Some zerglings approach and are leveled, but not before killing one of the marines.

Now that I've stabbed him, I begin to twist the spoon.

I spread out behind his minerals and give the hold command. Yes. They will shoot anything that comes in range. No minerals or gas for him. End of story.

Of course he disconnects.

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I play this game because it's fun. Games like this, however are pretty lame.

It did feel good to kick his ass tho.































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Julius says: 'Does Commander Heartcutter look like a bitch?'


Julius says:'...and you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon you.'

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