WARNING: THIS REPORT CONTAINS OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE AND DESCRIPTIVE VIOLENCE.
Hi there!
I've had this installment done for quite a while now, but I decided to hold off on posting it for reasons unknown. I am once more unfortunately unable to offer you readers a glimpse into the actual world of FFT - this report is completely and utterly devoid of any screenshots from the video game. If you read it, you'll understand why, but it probably won't make you any happer. It may please you to know that in this episode we will learn more of the mysterious characters Dick and Matt, and we will introduce a new character into this giant mess. I hope you aren't upset by the lack of pictures, but please sympathize when I say that I needed to resolve some self-created plot issues before finally getting back on the storyline track.
I hope you enjoy it.
Also, here is a preview of one of our new quotes for the site...
"Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit."
- Lozer-x