THE GAME BEGINS

Hi, and welcome to my battlereport. This is my first submission, so I would really appreciate any advice on how I can improve my reports in the future. The game is basically a 2v2 turned 1v1 when both our allies bitched out and went to play gay assed Starwars. Anyway, I’m just writing this crap so you can wait for the pics to load. The last time I tried to submit it got turned back because the gay assed thing was too small. Now the pics should be done. Read and enjoy. Remember, critiscm is welcomed. Are we allowed to cuss in these reports?

THE PLAYERS

CbK_Chris666: A very sexy man who owned the entire game

Anteareans: A very skilled player that almost owned me with his damn nukes

This game proved to be very interesting. After quick greetings and hellos, I pressed the start button, and the seconds counted down the time to Anteareans’s death. I wound up at 12 with Antearenas randoming brown terran at the 3 o’clock position.

THE BUILDING ORDERZ

CbK_Chris666

CbK_Chris666’s build order was eight scv’s, barracks, depot, barracks, depot, refinery, factory, starport, starport. Starport, starport, supply, supply, supply, science facility with physics.

ANTEARENAS

His build order, unfortunately was lost in a terrible fire yesterday night. Sorry, but I forgot to save the replay.

The game was unexciting at first, with both of us chatting back and forth and deciding to do the gay assed wall in. After many uneventful minutes, I finally got all of my starports online, and I began to pump out wraiths. I made sure to research cloak. Here you can see what I had in about 8 minutes.

After looking over Antearenas's base, (how did he do that? HACKER!) CbK_Chris666 noticed that Antearenas was teching up for nukes. OH CRAP! CbK quickly decided to scramble his fighters and put them on a higher level of readiness. The pilots quickly ran toward their cockpits and jumped in, putting on their oxygen masks and flying away. The command post commander, realizing the base was in imminent danger, ordered the fighters to strike the enemy's supply lines. The fighters zoomed off and struck. Here you can see them massacring poor disgruntled miners that worked for the enemy just to get their daily ration of beer.

The pilots continued to ravage Antearenas's base, and he became very pissed. When CbK's brave fighter pilots stupidly flew away to start shooting a factory, he enlisted 4 volunteer scvs to begin building missile turrets. Before the fighter pilots realized it, two turrets were already up, and they blew a wraith to pieces. After shooting a few other buildings, and losing 4 other wraiths, CbK decided to call it quits.

What followed was a boring and very gay-assed lull. CbK decided to research yamato and build a crap load of mighty battlecruisers, relying on yamato to win the game. It took only about 5 minutes to have the fleet up and running, with no upgrades due to the crappy economy Meanwhile, Antearenas