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#1 CbK_Chris666[144472]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
LOOK! My first reply...
#2 lurker716[144473]
pcp04439209pcs.verona01.nj.comcast.net
2.5. I don't think this needs any comment.
#3 bladethe[s]wiftt[144474]
cvip-as01-ppp50.cvip.net
u did pretty good for a first time, but i have some simple suggestions..... 1: usa a background besides white 2:report longer games good luck
#4 Cbk[144477]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
will this be deleted cuz it sucks balls? how long will it stay on the net till they delete it?
#5 Sabotage[144481]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
alright, we got a lot of work to do for you. now, here is the list:
1: Read every single guide over and over till your eyes burst into slithers of avocadoes
2: crop your images and learn the align=left/right tags
3: make a title image thing
4: never listen to flamers like triped and stuff.
Now for a first time, its not bad. Pictures on first try=good. Just go along with your BR career and don't listen to flamers. DON'T LET THEM BRING YOU DOWN. I look forward to your next report...




#6 Sabotage[144483]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
Comments about your writing: It didn't bore me. Very good. you have a pretty funny writing style, and I like it.
btw Im the comment bitch, if you hadn't already guessed :)
4 or something you fools.

#7 BlueRibbon[144489]
bgm-24-169-49-151.stny.rr.com
Several things:

Take out the selection bar at the bottom of screen shots so it looks less ugly.

Make collages they make sexy reports sexier.

Longer games.

No one base nukers.

Try looking through replays on here for a good game, like i have recently been working on a great game between Liquid`Nazgul and [GG99]Slayer. Proving to be a fun replay to report on.

Read WilliamWC3, BobTheNewt, CattleBrusier, Mark4, and [FLZ]Prozerran reports and try to learn there godliness.

You should do well here =]















#8 LurkerBurger7[144490]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
Heh not bad for your first. Next time, try some backround and better pics.

4.5

#9 BiGRooStER[144493]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
well that wasnt in replay mode.. how did you see the whole map?
#10 willwinforfood[144499]
ool-18b817a1.dyn.optonline.net
#9 "After looking over Antearenas's base, (how did he do that? HACKER!)"

;/

#11 Convider[144501]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3661083.sympatico.ca
gah.
next time, do some image editing, change your background, AND DONT HACK!

Good for the first time, but follow pretty much everyone's advice and get betta

#12 Sabotage[144504]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
give the guy a 5 :)
#13 EldritchEvil[144508]
nr11-216-196-185-208.fuse.net
Heh. Did you make this game up or did you just start a game vs yourself, typed in BlackSheepWall to get the screenshots?

Proofread your reports time. Crop your images. Learn more advanced HTML. Write longer reports.

And you'll be fine.

4.6
#14 The-Nut[144510]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
uhhhhhhh lets c
pictures sux :)
other things sux :D
uhh
5 cuz its ur first
#15 celix[144513]
px1wh.vc.shawcable.net
4
#16 Mr.Puddles[144519]
216.49.243-DSL-187.ckt.net
Welp... at least it had pictures =D. Wasnt there a report just a few days ago that didnt have any pictures and you all flamed the shit out of it? Then one springs up (still bad but its a person's first) and you still say "delete". That really helps self-esteem. Now to comment on report:

1. Player colors were very similar. It would be easier to some people if it was, say, blue/red. Which you could have changed giving a brief note at the front of your report.

2. No more white background. Black background/white text is very sexy.

3. More pictures. Of course, this would mean finding a MUCH longer game than the one you just reported.

There you have it. GL on future reports and remember.
Black on white is sexy. Everywhere.
#17 ZeaL[144523]
ACC9EE31.ipt.aol.com
A longer game, no TVT, and less hacking would own
#18 BiGROoStER[144524]
pcp02936415pcs.dalect01.va.comcast.net
woot im the one, YES ME i found the hacking!
#19 Sabotage[144525]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
Congrats! 5 on #1!
my first got 2.5 ;(
#20 The-Nut[144526]
ool-182e1a3b.dyn.optonline.net
i just noticed that haxing without looking at the comments
#21 CbK_Chris666[144528]
cache-mtc-ac03.proxy.aol.com
shit. how do u change background color and how do you make your text all one color (besides black)? i need the info fast. i plan on making another report by tommorow, just need that piece of info. is there a place where i can find that info, cuz the other gay assed guides didnt say shit about background color (or i read like shit).
peace out
#22 EldritchEvil[144530]
nr11-216-196-185-208.fuse.net
Read the guides more closely, they mention it. Otherwise, go to a random gold report with a background and view the source code. Should help you.
#23 Chris[144532]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
I'm not going to be easy on someone just because it was their first, and you shouldn't either. It cheapens them in the long run.

2.5 for...

1. Lack of background.
2. Calling yourself sexy because you owned the entire game, while contradicting yourself with the statement that your opponent was "A very skilled player that almost owned me with his damn nukes "
3. Referring to yourself in 3rd person.
4. "Gayass." Dumb word.
#24 Chris[144533]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
5. Broken image in there.
6. All bold words! Sort of got my attention except not.
7. The beginning of the game.... and in the same sentence "I got all my starports up". Whoops. More detail.
8. Speaking of which, terrible game.
9. Expanding on that point, you do hack. While it is obvious you played a person ( and I use that term loosely ), the whole map was revealed the entire game in an unreplay like way.
10. "After a heated debate over who owned, both players decided to allie each other and the game was OVER!"
11. Enough penis wagging. Arrogance is not a helpful thing in reports.

All in all, I'd have to change my rating to 1.5. At least it had pictures. If you follow those steps, you will be fine.
#25 Chris[144534]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
^---- Not flames. Honest, thought out opinons.
#26 Sabotage[144535]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
omg chris is so right,
And here is to change text color:
<font color=blue> is if you want blue
<font color=red> 4 red.
background=
<table bgcolor=black>
<td>
<tr>
#27 Sabotage[144536]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
and thats the basic. When you combine that with pictures, you get a very basic report. work on that till you get it :)
and i don't believe the guides mention stuff, maybe im wrong.

Look at my report's html and sorta copy that.
#28 Sabotage[144537]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
#23 im so un-cheapened :)
#29 Sabotage[144538]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
or ami?
your flames have made me double check, and I thank you for that. Triped too.
#30 Chris[144542]
astound-64-85-237-118.ca.astound.net
Some of it were not flames. Others have been.

And if they had made you double check, good. Your reports have not been as bad as the first. Same with the-nut.

Now if only we could get the comments section spam to stop.... :P
#31 Sabotage[144546]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
haha.
omfg where are all teh orther reporteres theres nobody posting :(
#32 CbK_Chris666[144548]
cache-da02.proxy.aol.com
I guess all those other people thought it was so good they were too shocked to write. If the site lets me come on today, I plan on making another report, but unfortunately, I dont have Adobe Photo Shop or anything else, but I attempted to change to pictures alittle. See yea, im ghost.
#33 Triped[144549]
cf2.utc.com
everybody else isn't interested in this crap.
#34 [144550]
129.142.195.30.ip.tele2adsl.dk
I'd say stuff but I'd just be repeating what other people said.

4.
#35 Sabotage[144590]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
once again, i have to say
Shutup fucking triped. :(
#36 Triped[144640]
cf2.utc.com
have you realized yet that all the cool people know I'm right?
#37 Novadistortion[144644]
ef43.ips.PaulBunyan.net
Has Triped ever said anything constructive? I haven't seen it yet if he has.
Anyway, report has some promise, but as people have said, you hack. Thats just lame. In my opinion all the colored text and well edited images aren't really that important if the storyline is well written. You did brag alot about yourself when you used a build that would have gotten you royally wasted if you were rushed too. Of course, all the bragging in the world won't make anyone respect you if you use a maphack anyway. Lastly, I think profanity does have a place in battlereports as long as it's not overused. You overused it.
#38 Triped[144652]
cf2.utc.com
CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENT #1:

Your opening is horribly cliched. Anymore, saying "report has some promise" is admitting that it's worthless shit; nobody will take your comments seriously if you can't be down-to-earth and original.
#39 CbK_Chris666[144667]
cache-mtc-ac03.proxy.aol.com
Triped...










Your a fag
#40 Losion[144956]
138.227.189.9
The BR weren't bad for a fisrt try BUT as everyone says hacking makes this a -10.
The pictures were nice -cut them just a bit more and use collage, though- and the writing good.
I think it's called humor when you wrote 'A very sexy man'.
If you hacked because you wanted stuff to BR, get another life and a Replay.
#41 x]Death[x[147645]
adsl-68-88-53-74.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net
You know it seems that triped has time to think out his arguments. And, if he has time to do that...

have a good time



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