§ Birthday Party Own §

It was my brothers (LukerBurger7)'s birthday in March and he invited over Sabotage and some other friends. (Including stillphy_chi my opponent in this battlereport) When they arrived we started to play some Time Splitters 2 and ate some chips and candy. One friend named Hyato stole all the Fruit by the foot's and ran into LurkerBurger's room and started to play Diablo2. Stillphy_chi and me went up to my room to play some Starcraft. We played for a short period of time and went back downstairs. About 10 minutes after we got down, I chucked a skittle in the air, and it hit Sabotage right on the head! Eric, (aka cristolsord5) ran to my side, and stilllphy ran to LurkerBurkers side, I grabed the skittles and stillphy grabbed the m&m's. Soon, there was a skittle fight! Then, bugles (the wierd corn chip) was in the war too! Sabotage and LurkerBurger buried in the couch with pillows on top, Hyato with a big black pillow as a shield. I ran to assault them, and when i was coming back, I TRIPPED OVER THE M&M'S! Everyone laughed including me. The war had stopped. We started to go back to video games and gamecube. Next, my dad came in with 3 bags of Best Buy stuff. I snuck upstairs to see what was in it. And guess what was in!!?? A BRAND NEW PS2 (and some cool gadgets for it) AND A WHOLE STARCRAFT BATTLECHEST! I stole the Starcraft and ran to LukerBurger's computer to install it. It worked! After LurkerBurger playing a Starcraft game on his computer, I came up with a good idea. We were ganna have a 1v1 tourney! We used LukerBuger7's computer which looks like this..

The other computer we were ganna use is my computer! Which looks like this..

The battle that i'm reporting is the game i was in. It was the quater-finals and it was me vs stillphy. Here you can see the teams.

Ok heres the deal. Both nut and phy start pretty good. They both gather a good amount of recources. I rush a refinery and you'll see why. Phy rushes a barracks and supply depot wall.

After phy does his cheezily-put-together wall he scouts with a marine. Nut already has vultures by the time phy even gets to his base. He says I hack because i had vultures by the time he jus finished his wall. Heres stupid phy searching wiht his gay marine.

More party stuff: There was always one bad thing about this fun little tourney..... SPIES. In the begining of the game, you would choose who you wanted to watch.......When you picked that spot, you couldnt leave the room. (Only for bathroom and stuff like that) Most of the time, people would sneek out to spy on the other person. While my and phy were playing our game, Hyato snuck up to my room to spy. Quickly, Sabotage closed the door, and we locked Hyato in to my smelly, messy closet. 1 spy down... 2 more to go. Sabotage was good and stayed in my room. Hyato said he was hungry so we threw some cheezy chips at him as hard as we could. (How could he be hungry after eating all those fruit by the foots?) Anyways back to the game. After phy had searched i decided to make my first offensive move. You can prabably guess what it is from the search screenshot.

After throwing some more cheezy chips at Hyato, I thought i'd get phy quick again to scare him. Since his defence was down from the vultures, i thought that tanks would be good. I made a smart move here. Saboatge starts to tell me to get a better army. So of course i start to get goliaths. I build 3 factories and started to get a swarm of goliaths. They were only upgraded once with Charrin Booster! I thought i shouldnt waste my recources on upgrades and use them for a good army. The way phy was playing, I thought I was going to win for sure!

I get my goliath swarm up. I was thing that phy was weak becuase of the Vulture and Spider Mine and the Tank and lifting bay attack he was going to be very weak. I was never thinking this: A couple of tanks on a CLIFF could kill any ground swarm! (especially goliaths)

After my failure attack, phy gathered up his tanks (as you can see above) and got some golaiths and tried to attack my main base. He thought he was going to kill my AMAZING force with 10 tanks and 5 goliaths. You have to see this. I kill phy's force with TWO tanks.. ONLY 2 TANKS on a cliff. (2 tanks killed 10 tanks and 5 goliaths) For a second i thought i was hacking (i wasnt) becuase my tanks werent dieng. They golioaths were not even hitting me. Phy was really stupid and didnt even siege the tanks. Now this way, I just owned phy's gay attack.

Right after I thought phy didnt have a chance, something terrible hapened! I didnt have any turrets around my defense and now he got smart. He sent cloacked wraiths to kill my tanks. Although i just said this was smart, it was still kinda stupid. 3 wraiths can be scanned and killed like that by golitahs. So... thats what i did. LOL

OMG! PHY STILL TRYING TO ATTACK! If youve seen my last battlereport, you know what i do if my goliaths fail.. BC'S! So, i started to get bc's man. Phy's base sucked. I had total map control and he only had his natural expansion and the lower right island base. While i had all the expansions besides the ones he had. All i needed was a strong force to kill phy.. so thats what i did. Ne4 i could attack, phy did his last attack.

Well, i guess i just got my BC swarm and owned him. I was surprised after all that time he barely had any defence.

When i destroyed phy's base, he wasnt eliminated. Then, i remembered he had the base at the bottom left. HIS BASE WAS FULL OF TURRETS! OMG! I KILLED MOST OF THEM BUT THEN HE GOT ALL HIS SCVS TO REPAIR IT AND IT KILLED ALL MY BC'S! OMG!

Well, i had no choice but to finish hi with more BC's...

Here are the stats dudes.

Thanx for reading my Battlereport!