"no protoss no cry"
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| Decay_ vs. Drunken)Goose | | | Author: | | | IP: | ool-182dXXXX | | Date: | 02/27/03 01:02 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
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Hello all, and welcome to my first Battlereport. In the place people call Sidewinder, Decay_ and Drunken)Goose prepare for battle.
Early Game
Decay_: Starts his Zerg colony at 1:00 on Sidewinder. I have seen him play in a lot of games, and he is very gay, hence why people sometimes call him Degay_. One time, he was so gay he teamed with Tom_Browkah just to kill me because I was going to own their bones so much. Just Kidding ^_^. <3
Drunken)Goose: He lands his green Protoss Nexus at 7:00. He is known to most under the alias Lieutenant. Oh well, he seemed to not be gay, like someone else I know. ^_^.
Both players clone their peons perfectly, and seem to be having a good start. Decay_ sends his starting overlord to the 7:00 position, he seems to know the map or he could be a...
Hacker!
He does the usual 10/9 extractor trick, starts his Spawning Pool at 10, and starts gas at 12. At 13, he starts another Hatchery, and is still pumping peons. A Lair is being morphed at 15, with 2 colonies that follow at 17. An Evolution Chamber is started a few seconds after. OMFG he starts to turtle like a gay man, seems that he really is gay!
A spire is also started at 20, I guess he wants Mutalisks, so he can get owned by corsairs. Go figure. At 24, he expands near Drunken)Goose's main at 8:30 spot, undetected for now.
Drunken)Goose gets his first pylon when his 8th probe is being warped in. He starts his gateway at 10, and scouts on 11. Also gas is started in between 11 and 12, and his Cyber Core is started at 14. At 17 a Stargate is started, opting for Corsair tech. At 20 a Forge starts to warp in. First blood is credited to Drunken)Goose's dragoon for owning an overlord. If only they could carry tactical nukes. Mabye in Starcraft 2. (Heh we can dream) 
Drunken)Goose finishes 2 corsairs and sends them on an extra extra super seceret mission, or what many people call scouting. He sees that Decay_ is turtling, and then runs away. Drunken)Goose also starts a "Citadel of Adun", or a center for giving zealots metabolic leg enhancements so they can run really fast and kill stuff. Kind of like Forest Gump except they dont have metal braces on their legs and Gump is not an alien race. Gump, didnt have blades attached to his arm, but zealots can play ping-pong too!!
A Robo Facility is started at around the same time.
Drunken)Goose sends his now 3 corsairs to Decay_ base to mabye own those Overlords that want to carry nuclear missles. After those corsairs little shinanigans one was lost due to being fired up by 2 spore colonies and 3 mutalisks. After Drunken)Goose makes his raid, Decay_ starts a Hydralisk Den, maybe to get some Hydras ^_^. His expansion finishes, still undetected by Drunken)Goose. Decay_ has around 8 mutalisks and random scourges when he spots Drunken)Goose expanding to the 5:00 position. Drunken)Goose takes a page out of Sc's Guide To Be A Turtling Fuck and begins to cannon up the place like a skank.
Drunken)Goose has a plan up his sleeve, when he unloads a cargo of 2 zealots and 1 dragoon with +1 attack upgrades in Decay_'s main. Although this may seem weak againts now 9 mutalisks, it was used to lure away some mutalisks and get a few potshots, while also getting a peak into his base. In other words, it sucked ass, gg fucker.
Middle Game
In the abscence of action, Decay_ expands to 1:30 near his main. The game seems to be tilting in his favor with 9 mutalisks, 8 hydras, 2 scourges, and 1 expansion up and running with another one shortly to come. He has constant hydralisks being pumped from his 2 hatcherys at his main. Drunken)Goose is not down and out yet though, although only one expansion and exceptionally less units. The dreaded templar archive is now ready. He has started to produce many cheap ass templar to storm his heart out. Drunken)Goose seems to be full of these tricks, hes a freaking magician I tell you. He has 2 shutles with 2 dragoons, and 3 templar with their good old buddy a zealot in tow. And to back these up, he has 4 corsairs.
Drunken)Goose flies over Decay_'s expansion near his main, and quickly pulls away from the 4 spore colonies shooting upon them. He also spots 3 stupid sunkens. That damn turtler.
 Drunken)Goose starts to unload the cargo right outside of the expansion, when starts to notice this threat. Drunken)Goose, at the other entrace, tried to cannon it up but is spotted by now 10 mutalisks and is quickly disposed of. Decay_ sends half his mutalisks to investigate the top entrance of his expansion and finds the corsairs and misc. protoss units. He starts to attack, then sees the 3 templar and retreats with only one loss. This battle seems to be at a stall for now, with both players just waiting.
Drunken)Goose is looking like a person with mad multi-attacking skills. Now he brings 3 shuttles worth of cargo up to Decay_'s expansion that is near his base. It contains 5 dragoons, and 2 templar againts the 12 hydralisks that are gathered to defend the expansion.
One of the dragoons is killed quickly, due to the time it takes to unload cargo. Drunken)Goose quickly gets off a storm, but Decay_ dodges out of the way fast. All of the hydras start to target templar, and it looks like protoss are going to have to face another defeat if he cant get a good storm off. Drunken)Goose manages to nail 5 of them with a storm, killing 4 unlucky ones. He also gets another one off, targeting the other 6 but only killing 2. Since all the hydras were now at low life and still targeting the last templar, the 2 remaining dragoons manage to waste all of the hydralisks that weren't killed from repeated storms. Decay_, in an attempt to save the expansion from the dragoons, morphs in 4 zerglings, and starts to attack the them. But with bad micro, Drunken)Goose manages dances his 4 life dragoon away from the zergling and finishes them off with one of the dragoons lay dead across the ground. Decay_ sends 6 more hydras and morphs more lings to finish off the envaders and let the hatchery live another day. Drunken)Goose during this battle slaps down some more gateways, bringing his total to 5.
Back to the scene at at 8:30, Drunken)Goose decides to combine two of his beloved templar into a archon, who finds it funny to say its so much prettier on the other side or some other pothead smack talking gibberish. Decay_ sends 5 hydralisks to engage the protoss units with now +2 attack upgrade just above his expansion, with the mutalisks close behind. Drunken)Goose manages to take down one hydralisk and then quickly retreats out of sunken range. Just as that happens, 3 more hydralisks morph in, making it a his unit count to be 16 with the mutalisks that just arrived. Also Drunken)Goose has brought 4 more dragoons and 2 zealots at the other entrance of his base for a pincer. As a distraction, Drunken)Goose sends in the corsairs first to divert the attention off his main attack force. The other dragoons and zealots are brought in, making him have to fight a two front war to save his expansion. He manages to nail one of the best storms I have seen, right on top of 7 mutalisks and 4 of the hydralisks. This managed to take down all the mutalisks to around 20 health each, making them easy prey for archon spalsh damage. The battle ends with the loss of Drunken)Goose's army except for 2 dragoons, and all of Decay_'s units, with only one out of the three sunkens remaining. The tide of the game seems to be turning, with this loss of an expansion for Decay_. Drunken)Goose brings in 10 zealots, congo line style, to quickly dispose of the zerg base.
Decay_ thinks it would be good if he went on the offensive, with his pimp squad of hydralisks that were being built betweent he last two battles. He also decides to expand, to the 11:00 position, near his base. Wow, two expansions near your base is hot! Five overlords with ventral sacs and speed upgrade are bringing 19 hydralisks to Drunken)Goose's expansion, with +1 attack upgrade and the intention to have some tea, watch a concert, and pick up some chicks. I mean own some Protoss ass. Drunken)Goose has seven zealots with one dark templar with +3 attack upgrade to guarding this base. Five photon cannons are also present, but two of them are out of range. The battle starts with two cannon enganging the hydralisks. The infantry of Drunken)Goose's has just started to attack, killing one hydra.
 A zealot falls, and Decay_ sees the assassain blade of a dark templar take a swing. He retreats back to the detection of his overlords, with casualties mounting on both sides. Decay_ starts up the attack on the expansion again, but only manages to take out the dark templar, and damaging a few of the remaining zealots.
End Game
Drunken)Goose, right after the last battle, brings eleven zealots and two dragoons to Decay_'s expansion at 1:30, and totally rapes the ten zerglings and three hydralisks. The expansion quickly gets pimped, and a measly six hydralisks try and stall the Protoss units from killing the rest of his base.
Both players start to build up forces, preparing for a final standoff. Decay_ expands again to the 1:00 position, trying to gather enough minerals to have a formidable army. His sunkens shoot there tounges underground to kill a scouting zealot. Now Drunken)Goose's knows of Decay_'s expansion. Eighteen zealots and three dragoons with one templar lagging behind prepare to launch a strike on Decay_'s expansion. Nine hydralisks and over twenty zerglings prepare to own some protoss arse, or get owned. Drunken)Goose's zealots quickly take out all three of the sunkens at the expansion, with only few casualties. They then retreat, to get a better stance in this battle. Decay_ follows his attackers, only to see the templar that was lagging behind before caught up, and stormed his troops, hitting most of the hydralisks and lots of the zerglings. It kills more than half of them, with only about nine units left. Drunken)Goose takes down the remaining zerg forces, and sends his four corsairs to pop some overlords for some fun.
With His only running expansion, and no army, Decay_ says gg.
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