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| 2v2 Temple...the usual | | | Author: | | | IP: | 65.33.10XXXX | | Date: | 11/02/01 03:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
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One day I woke up and being tired of beating everyone at Starcraft on battle.net, I decided to do a Battlereport. I mean it can't be that hard can it?
Woe is me, this battlereporting was going to be harder than winning a ladder championship!
So I went into Clan ~NoHunters and joined a game that Illgetdroped started. After about two tries we got the game started with Illgetdroped, LuckyNewbie:P, BlackAdder and AlmacenDelMaiz. It was the usual overplayed, poorly designed map Lost Temple.
The teams that were decided in the room were Illgetdroped who started at the 9:00 position and BlackAdder who started at the 12:00. So for all of you retards out there who are completely lost and dont know where the other two people would go i will tell you. LuckyNewbie:P started at the 3:00 position. That would leave AlmacenDelMaiz
So are we ready to start this game? Are all of those who are handicapped and reading this Battlereport ready? Cause if you aren't go complain to your mom about it.
The game started pretty smoothly. No gay probe rushes w/ one zealot or anything. Here are their build orders.
Illgetdroped- Overlord, Extractor, Spawning Pool, Lair, Hydra Den, Creep, Overlord
LuckyNewbie:P- Pylon, Gateway, Gateway, Pylon, Assimilator, Cyber Core,
BlackAdder- Overlord, Hatchery, Spawning Pool, Extractor, Overlord, Hatchery
AlmacenDelMaiz- Supply Depot, Barracks, Supply Depot, Barracks, Barracks, Refinery, Academy
So as most of you capable players out there (T_mac and Dr. Awesome excluded cause you suck j/k) can tell, Illgetdropedis teching for lurkers, LuckyNewbie:Pfor the usual retarded goon strat, BlackAdderfor lings, and AlmacenDelMaiz for M&M. (Why in the world would someone go M&M against lurkers?)
So getting all of the opening stuff out of the way the game finally progressed and maybe it would turn out to be decent even though the players sucked.
AlmacenDelMaiz and LuckyNewbie:P decided to take this game into their hands. LuckyNewbie:Ptook his first zealot and 2 goons to teals base. AlmacenDelMaiz took his M&M combo also to try and kill teal. As purps M&M headed to Illgetdroped base they met four lurkers just mutating in.
They tried to take a few shots at them but decided that Lurks>M&M and tried to go past them. Too late! The lurks hatched and raped the M&M.  So long to all of purps M&M except 2 medics and 3 marines.
Even though Purple was unsecussful at his attack, LuckyNewbie:P was not. He managed to get to Teals main and start attacking the lone sunken colony guarding it. After that was cleared out he headed for the Hydra Den. He put all of his units on attacking it. The lurks came back from raping Purps M&M and burrowed right next to the goons and zealot. They got killed but not before they took a Hydra Den with them.
Then BlackAdder and Illgetdroped decide to go on the offensive. They head to Purples base with 30+ lings and 5 lurkers. 
 The one single bunker takes out about all of the lings and the marines and medics hanging around finish the lurkers with the help of a missle turret. That could have been the worst attack ive ever seen. It was a waste of lings and lurkers. Also if they had attacked blue the game might have been over.
The power shifts and LuckyNewbie:P
and AlmacenDelMaiz go harass teal again. This time there is a combo of 7 goon/ 12 rines and 3 medics. Teal holds it off for a while with 3 lurkers and 20+ lings. But he is not good enough to do it without help. Orange rescues him with six lings and 5 mutas. (Illgetdroped is kissing BlackAdder's shoes) So after a few little skirmishes Teals finally gets the balls to go and drop purple. The 5 overlords are filled with 8 hydra/16 lings/4 lurkers.  Purple devestates it with 4 tanks and 12+ marines. But looking on the bright side Illgetdroped killed about three SCV's. ^_^ BlackAdder tries to get purps expo but it is too well guarded. 
Illgetdroped tries to cliff blue with 3 lurkers but it fails miserably because purp dropped off two tanks to help blue survive the frequent attacks he was getting. Once again the duo of LuckyNewbie:P and AlmacenDelMaiz decide to go on the offensive except that this time they are not going together.
LuckyNewbie:P goes and tries to get to BlackAdder's main but is stopped by 30 lings. Purp seems to be sucessful in Turbo Newbieing oranges cliff
 but the fun is immedietaly stopped when Illgetdroped comes in and drops off 3 lurkers and 2 hydras plus with the help of orange’s 6 mutas they fight it off.
LuckyNewbie:P , being pissed off at being killed about 4 times at 4 attempts by orange goes to harass his old buddy Illgetdroped. Every time that he has attacked Illgetdroped he has been thwarted by BlackAdder's muta/ling combo. This time LuckyNewbie:P is busting out the big boys. ARCHONS!!!!!!!!  Yes the archons are seeing their first action this whole game. LuckyNewbie:P goes to Illgetdroped base with 4 zealots/4 goons and 2 archons. Hell yes. The natural goes down easily and so does 20 of BlackAdder's lings coming to the rescue. Illgetdroped
retreats to his ramp and holds it with 2 hydra/2 ling and 5 drones. The ramp advantage plus being flanked by 10 lings was about enough that an archon and 3 goons could take.
While this disgusting raping of these lings by the archons, purp has droped 3 bats/5 rines/ 5 tanks into teals base.  Two of his sunkens , a hatchery, an extractor and a spawning pool fall before BlackAdder
can help him again with 6 mutas. Illgetdroped knows its over and leaves being the homosexual that he is. All that is left for
LuckyNewbie:P and
AlmacenDelMaiz
to do is team up and kill BlackAdder
. They do so in style. LuckyNewbie:P goes and starts the killing by heading for BlackAdder mineral only. He gets raped pretty quickly by about 40 lings and 10 mutas. I have a question. What terran unit can completely rape muta/ling when they are massed? Let me spell it out for you M-a-r-i-n-e-s. Yes, AlmacenDelMaiz has about 60 marines that come in and completely destroy BlackAdder’s force. He knows that the game is over and leaves knowing that he played a good game. Too bad his partner couldn’t do anything the whole game and help him but you cant always choose to win.
I know that I probably shouldn’t do Lessons Learned because someone will get mad that I copied them but there were some very important lessons that needed to be learned:
1. Archons >>>>>>>>>> Lings/Mutas, they can change the game as they did in this game.
2. When you want the game to end mass a lot of units, don’t go for finesse.
3. I don’t know any other lessons other then if you are a first time battle reporter, beware its hard to do.
OK here is maybe a new section that BattleReports.com has never seen
MVP’s
Player: BlackAdder- game well played and even though he did not win it was a very good job on his part
Unit: Archon- got to be the archon, they changed the tide of the game
Strategy: Marines in mass- killed BlackAdder, one of the only ways to kill him.
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