Stress and nervous tension are now serious social problems in all parts of the galaxy. And it is in order that this situation should not be in any way exacerbated that the following facts will now be revealed in advance (while you listen to the soothing sounds of Vogon poetry.) The map in question is, in fact, not lost temple. The entire battle report is over 6MB in size and is an interactive, multimedia extravaganza. This battle report in no way contains any reference to mucho money, homosexuality or protoss. The game in question was one of the most epic contests I have ever witnessed and featured fifteen nuclear missiles being launched by both sides. So please sit back relax and try not to panic.
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Dedicated to the memory of Douglas Adams. Click for part 2.