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| Ass, grass, or gas, no1 rides for free. | | | Author: | | | IP: | spider-tXXXX | | Date: | 12/30/00 09:12 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for CaughtNaked: 4.7500 |  | One Sided War!!
Welcome to the second CaughtNaked report. This time I hope it doesn’t suck. First, a little pregame information. Its around 3:00 pm in Clan ~NoHunters, theres
a lot of chat and im very confused due to the surprising amount of chat lag I have. I see offers of 2v2’s and 1 on 1’s and then I see a message to join channel DFL. I figure why not, so I go to the channel which has about 6 members in it. They are planning a 2vs2 on Lost Temple and I ask to obs, they say that no1 has Bobs map so I make the game.
Before we start me not in the mood to play ask if they mind me observing, they all say that they don’t so the game is set.
Map- Lost Temple (Clan X-EPC)
Players-
-Mobb- & PrincessCollsy
V.S.
veggieofdeath & Bob_McGregor
Information about players-
None.
Starting in 5..4..3..2..1
-Mobb- gets purple protoss at 9 o’ clock. He goes for pylon, gateway, pylon, gateway, gas.
PrincessCollsy gets orange terran at 6 o’ clock. He goes for that classic terran wall in. veggieofdeath gets yellow zerg at 3 o’ clock. He goes for an early spawning pool, then another hatch by his first. Bob_McGregor gets red zerg at 12 o’ clock. He goes for an early spawning pool as well and another hatch.
Princess is the first player to go on the offencive. With 2 tanks and around 20 marines, 2 firebats and 6 medics he charges at veggieofdeath who at this time has expanded to his natural. He has about 6 sunken coloneies and about 24 lings to defend with. orange sets up camp at the edge of the creep coloney keeping the tanks just out of fireing range.
Mobb decides to go on a solo mission vs Bob. He takes his 24 zeals and 1 High Templar and parks them on Bob’s ramp. Bob has 4 sunks 3 lurkers and about 12 lings. Mobb attacks and w/o any
detection he is raped 6 ways from sunday by the lurkers.
veggie has teched to mutas and sends 6 across the map to Mobb’s mineral line. Caught with his pants down Mobb runs his probes away like a sissy. But soon 4 dragoons arive on the seen and Princess retreats to his Mobb’s natural and discovers Mobb’s attempt at an expansion, he begins to dish out some pain to the warping Nex. Bob looking for some revenge sends in
10 cracklings with speed and upgraded attack. This put together = 1 dead expansion. Defending Mobb’s base is 3 zealots 2 goons and a templar. Princess and Bob have about 4 mutas and 10 cracklings. The 2 forces collide and after the blood spill Mobb is the victor.
Now lets take a break to look at the expansions.
Mobb has zero.
Princess has zero.
Bob has one at his natural.
veggie has one at his natural has well.
Princess is still camping at
color=”yellow”>veggie ’s natural. For some reason not tank pushing.
Mobb is sore over the loss of his expansion sends in about
12 zeals, 6 goons and 3 templars and this time an observer. Defending
color=”red”>Bob’s base is 4 sunks, 3 lurks and asorted lings and hydras.
color=”purple”>Mobb storms the lurks which are all close together and they soon
pop spreading there blood over the ground above them.
color=”purple”>Mobb sends in his army which reaks havok over
color=”red”>Bob’s base. Soon Bob is no more and is
left with his natural, apparently forgoten about by Mobb.
Mobb figureing that Bob is
hideing in veggies’s base, joins
color=”orange”>Princess in his camp.
Princess begins his push and slowly starts bursting sunks.
It is looking bad for veggie and
color=”red”>Bob when Bob explains his lack of units
and building by stateing that he was afk the last 15 minutes eating lunch. This clears up a
lot for me... I thought that Bob just sucked.
color=”yellow”>veggie sends in 36ish lings and they kill off about 10 marines.
Bob takes this time to expand to the island in the upper left
hand corner and he also drops off a drone at Mobb’s cliff.
He appears to be atempting a turbo newbie with sunkens. Intresting.
color=”orange”>Princess thinking that veggie has
turtled up expands to his natural to prepare a massive assualt.
color=”purple”>Mobb Also expands to his natural and his mineral only.
The upgrades at this point are-
Mobb has upgraded wepons once.
Princess has upgraded wepons once and armor once.
veggie has upgraded armor twice.
Bob has upgraded armor once.
Princess and Mobb invade
with 3 tanks, butt loads(1 butt load is equal to 50) of marines and medics, 10 zeals, 10
goons, 5 templars, and 3 archons. veggie’s defences were
about 24 lings, and 9 sunks. Needless to say veggie was
owned bad.
While Mobb was off raiding
color=”yellow”>veggie’s base Bob was morphing 3 sunks and a spore coloney on Mobb’s cliff. Roughly the
same time that veggie was dead and left, the sunks finsh and start reaking havok on Mobb natural. Mobb sends in about 12 goons to try to stop the attack. Bob has the height advantage and turns 5 goons into pools of blue guts before Mobb learns his lesson and retreats.
Princess finding it curios where Bob’s funds are coming from decides to scout the islands and stumbles upon Bob’s expansion. Princess drops off 8 marines behind Bob’s mineral line and start takeing out drones left and right. Soon Bob makes lings and takes care of the rines. Mobb sore about his natural drops off 7 zeals and 1 templar. But all of Bob’s zerglings were gone and the zeals drive there deadly blades every wich way in the expansion. But where did Bob’s lings go, there must have been about 24. I scan the map and notice that they are in Mobb’s mineral only. But soon goons arive on the scene and dismiss of the threat. Bob calls
it quits, offers a “gg” and leaves the game.
-Mobb- & PrincessCollsy are the winners!!
This has been a CaughtNaked report. Hope you enjoyed it.
Channel: Clan X-EPC if your looking for an up and starting clan =D. |
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