"Any report that mentions malt liquor is going to get a good rating"
-Johnny_Vegas
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| Poems, songs and assorted sick shit.... | | | Author: | | | IP: | a-66-205XXXX | | Date: | 08/29/00 08:08 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for [SLF]Harlequin: 4.0000 |  | GREETINGS ONE AND ALL AND WELCOME TO HARLS HOUSE 'O' SICK SHI.. I MEAN WONDERS
This will not be a pretty report, with lots of nice pictures, even tho i now know howto do those, frankly im lazy, and i havent found a really good game worth bring yet, and if i have i didnt get screens. So....... for the benefit of those with flash photography, I have compliled all the poems, alternate song lyrics, and assorted dumb sick shit that ive come up with in my time in NH, and i will proceed to show it too you. Its stupid, immature pointless, and some of the wierdest shit you will encounter on this site, ENJOY =P
The Nuke Before Christmas
Twas The Nuke Before Christmas and all 'cross the map, all the dragoons were dancing, about to get capped.
When out 'cross the map there arose a loud sound, "Nuclear Launch Detected" was heard on the ground.
But The Goons did not hear, they were too fucking dumb, little did they know that there time would soon come.
And with a bitch ofa snicker the ghost fled away as the nuke began falling to spoil the goons day.
Yet still they fled not, they hadnt heard a sound, a "BLAM" and their blood was splashed all 'cross the ground.The End
Collsy(from Limp Bizkit)
I came into this channel as a noone, look into my rec, and ull see some crazy ass stuff
I prefer to use toss(toss) terran drive me insane(hot) everyone that learns plz teach me this damn game
Hey(hey) i thinki founda game(yay) slings girlie came online to this place, now im going to her game, zone control is the name, gonna win
now im stuck with a newbie as my part(ner) and im justa sucka with a broke-down mouse hey, likea newb, hey, likea newb,hey, likea newb... I DID IT ALL FOR THE COLLSY(comon), THE COLLSY(comon), so u can take them units, and stick em up ure(ya) stick em up ure(ya), stick em up ure (ya), stick em up ure (ya)..........So many troops now, shes gonna kick my newb ass, i appeciate, her mad s-kills, but plz, leave my base alone, leave it alone, oooh just leave It ALONE, AND NUTHIN GONNA CHANGE, SHELL STILL OWN US ALL DAY, SO IM JUST GONNA STAY HERE AND TELL HER SHES SEXAY...NUTHIN GONNA CHANGE, SHELL STILL OWN US ALL DAY, SO IM JUST GONNA STAY HERE AND TELL HER SHES SEXAY........I DID IT ALL FOR THE COLLSY(comon), THE COLLSY(comon) so you can take them units, and stick em up your(ya), stick em up your(ya) stick em up your(ya), I DID IT ALL FOR THE COLLSY(comon), THE COLLSY(comon), so you can take them units, and stick em up your(ya), stick em up your(ya) stick em up your(ya), stick em up your(ya)............The End
Wangsy's Bells
Wangsy's bells, wangsy's bells, wangle all the way, oh what fun it is to rape a neewwbie today(HEY)
Wangsy's bells, wangsy's bells, wangle all the way, oh what fun it is to rape a neewwbie today(HEY)
Dashing cross temple, with a bunch of sexy temps, stormin zergies right and left, and and laughing all the way( ha ha ha)
Bells on Lurkers ring, scaring em to death, wait, ha, well just storm em now there are no zergies left
ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wangsy's bells, wangsy's bells, wangle all the way, oh what fun it is to rape a neewwbie today(HEY)
Wangsy's bells, wangsy's bells, wangle all the way, oh what fun it is to rape a neewwbie today(HEY)
The End
Newbie Paradise
Beep, Beep, Beep, beep Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep..
As i chill in the channel where my newbie friends jig, i take a look at rec and relaise its really riiged.
But thats just perfect for a newbie like me, see i hate to play games that arent much money.
But ill chill awhile here, maybe talk some trash,use my 13 year old skills if i get in a bash.
well settle it out on big game hunters, one on one, make a lot of bunkers
And if he gets reavs well then hes a hacker. but not too likely he is mostly chatter.
Been spending most our lives, living in a newbie paradise, no obs or temps thats right,
living in a newbie paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in a newbie paradise, no obs or temps thats right,
living in a newbie paradise.
Beep, Beep, Beep, beep Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep..
Well i met this guy in toss strategy, he was in a clan, The Zealots, i think hes newbie
Gonna pick me a fight gonna win one on one, HOW THE HELL DID HE GET THOSE BIG GUNS!!!!!
Well now im fucked over cuz this newbies a hacker, he used big slug things on me and i couldnt stop the splatter
now my base is in flames i ask him to allie, the stupid fag hacker sez "no, now u die"
Been spending most our lives, living in a newbie paradise, no obs or temps thats right,
living in a newbie paradise
Been spending most our lives, living in a newbie paradise, no obs or temps thats right,
living in a newbie paradise.
Beep, Beep, Beep, beep Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep..
The End
Wangs Catchphrases
IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL, WHAT THE WANG, IS, COOKIN'
bow, bow, ba ba bu bow, bow bow bow, ba ba buh bow bow bow bow, bow ba ba buh bow....
The wangs sez, know your base, and shut your chokepoint u rudy poo newbie ass
Now get your units the hell outta the wangs way before the wangs units lay the smackdown on ure base
Newbie, whast your name, my n-n-name is k-k-kaneth.. IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT URE NAME IS!!!!!
The wang WILL lay the smackdown on ure rudy poo defenless peon line.....
...................................IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLALALALALALALALALAAOOW, WHAT THE WANG, IS COOKIN'!!!!
bow, bow, ba ba bu bow, bow bow bow, ba ba buh bow bow bow bow, bow ba ba buh bow....
The End
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If ya smeeeeeeeeeeeeelll.........
Merry Wang-mas one and all
Dont ask, dont tell....
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