"Your still gay Lewis"
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| #1 Admiral_Ingram[64296] | | 24.26.221.46 | | first | | #2 Admiral_Ingram[64297] | | 24.26.221.46 | | I did I did it hooray for my chobo self i got first comment. | | #3 afro~[potato][64305] | | adsl-63-200-52-75.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net | | o..................k | | #4 Zyx[64307] | | proxy.netsetter.org | | Umm...I'm gonna stand over.....there *points to farthest corner* | | #5 Dialtone_[64309] | | athe530-i018.otenet.gr | | hehehe... ownage ;) | | #6 Snork~Dimmy[64350] | | 61.12.118.216 | OMGAY
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But for being gay i shall have to subtract 9.8 points from that 10, that leaves you on a remarkable .2, gw in being a moron. Give it 2 days and this will be deleted, or laughed at and given 1's | | #7 Wangsonn[64352] | | fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net | | rofl hahahah gw :D | | #8 WarLeaderJustin[64364] | | spider-tq061.proxy.aol.com | Hey, you didn't post this in the "Other" section, that was the other guy! You sonofabitch! I demote you to a 77% rating.
-WLJ | #9  [64367] | | spider-tq061.proxy.aol.com | | Hey, this actually works! I'm not Drefsab, but coooooooooool! This works! Haha, Mark, you have to fix this, I think. I'll e-mail you the problem, if you want. | | #10 JawaAvenger[64370] | | d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net | <h2 align "center"> All Star(Craft) </h2>
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me if I ain't the sharpest Jawa around...
bu-ut...she was once seen with her 'bats and ma-rines all a clump, in a trench, in the grou-ound...
Well the temps started stormin', and they didn't stop stormin', they doomed her in a single scorin'
didn't make sense not to kill her then, her tanks started blowin' up by the ten...
So much to kill, so much to die, so what's wrong with watchin' a Wraith fry?
Never win if yah don't go, never lose if ya don't blow...
Hey now, you're a Jawa, get your game on, go playyyy...
Hey now, you're a lamer, get-ta ready, for D-Dayy,
fooor... as... all the players would knowow... only playin' StarCraft lets you go-o-oo...
and to all those people who play-e-ay, "En taru A-dun" is what I say-e-ay.
Battle Net does suffice, its services are nice, for a game ev-e-ry so of-ten.
but the players are sad, and the lag is real bad, for it goes from A-sia to Au-ston...
There's a lagger in a Lexus,
A hacker in Texas,
A couple of newbies, learnin' 'bout their Nexus...
If meeting these pe-ple wasn't so fun, I think I might try to leave and ru-un...
So much to play, so much to-day, when was the last time I saw a light ray?
Never win if yah don't go, never lose if yah don't blow...
Hey now, you're a Jawa, get your game on, go playyyy...
Hey now, you're a lamer, get-ta ready, for D-Dayy,
Fooor... as... all the players would knowow, only playing StarCraft lets you go-o-oo,
bu-ut all the players are la-e-ame, and sadly yo-ou, are the sa-e-ame...
Now that is QUALITY parody... unlike this stuff...
8P
| | #11 Archon6[64381] | | ACA5480B.ipt.aol.com | | OMFG dat was gay! I dont think da Gansta's Paradise parady matches the real song. HAPPY! | | #12 ++FalCon++[64395] | | 24.65.124.22.sk.wave.home.com | | Hey I brought you the thing of wangsonns balls! | | #13 Wangsonn[64414] | | cd280726-a.scrfld1.mb.wave.home.com | | IM GAY!!!!!! *really* | | #14 [SLF]Harlequin[64424] | | a-66-205-biz2.mts.net | lol its funny that all the people who have no idea what im talking about hate it, but the ppl that know me like it.
whatever, dimmy ure a dumbass lamer so stfu
those that liked it thanx for the feedback, the rest of u, i warned u it was gonnabe gay so stfu, i think theyre funny, and the ppl whos opinions matter too me think its funny, so im happy.
plus it would all be less gay if u understood
jawa yeah thats a good parody, but is is genuine on the spot, or did u hafta thinkabout it for awhile?, ask kane, i come up with this shit like spontaneously, and its more funny the first time u hear it.
plus alot of whether u like it or not hasta do with ure personal opinion, since there are no set standards(not many anyway) for judging stuff like that
if u dont like "gay" shit then u shudve left when u warned you, instead of bitching about it here
i want feedback from ppl that have other commentary about the quality, such as jawa, not an endless stream of "this is gay" "you are gay" and "OMGAY", cuz that doesnt tell me anything other than u dont wanna read it, and i will continue to make the same thing for the ppl that do wanna read it, so plz, if u have serious comments post em, but if all u hafta say is "gay" then go go elsewhere, cuz ure opinions mean exactly shit all to me, k? thx gw | | #15 KaneTheFirebat[64430] | | ftmadisonagent.lisco.net | | Most of this stuff harl made up on the spot in the channel last night, and it was hilarious then. The new stuff is still hilarious harl :) | | #16 Wangsonn[64440] | | fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net | | WTF MARK POST 14. THATS NOT ME. BAN THAT SOB A.S.A.P | | #17 EnThuseD[64483] | | chv-nc6c-55.rasserver.net | Can u get ur nose any more up wangs newbie ass?....or is
that where u pulled the ideas for this "battle report".
wang ura newbie b/c i couldnt figure anything else out to
say.
but ur still a newbie
| | #18 JawaAvenger[64498] | | d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net | I made up most of that song spontantiously, then refined it to go on B.Net forums, and now this is the finished project. I'm good at blurting out stuff though, I just keep it to a minimum to preserve sanity.
uhhh... let's see... off the top of my head, eh?
tune tune... theme theme... Oh! that's a good one! a parody of a parody of a parody!
"A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away... STARCRAFT"
"A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack"
and... uhh... errr... "put the shevy to the levy", or whatever... to tell you the truth, i dont know the original song very well... anywho...
<h3 align="center">Gosu-ass Guy</h3>
Oh a long, long time ago, in a universe far away, the 'toss were under an attack...
So they sent me and Tillerman to try and talk the terran into maybe cutting them alittle slack...
Their reaction, oh it didn't thrill us, they said "log on and try to kill us",
So that I did, but only to get rid, of hawk, that flaming bitch-ass.
We took a shuttle from that mess, and went to go and second-guess,
the losers, and I soon lost, less and less... which is when, i became, StarCraft Boyyyy....
and they were singing, myyy myyy, this here gosu-ass guyyy,
maybe X-grrrr someday laterrr, but for now a small fryyyy...
he left his Warcraft, said to Orcies, "goodbye",
singing "soon im gonna be a go-su guyyyy..."
How was that? For off the top of my head, pretty damn good, I think... | | #19 JawaAvenger[64499] | | d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net | I guess I really am better with refined works...
8( | | #20 JawaAvenger[64502] | | d7-69.hntnny.optonline.net | / guess that didnt work...
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| | | #21 Fox^1[65129] | | uA5-p54.dreamscape.com | this sucks
| | #22 [SLF]Harlequin[65425] | | a-66-205-biz2.mts.net | enth stfu i never got involved with u and poa's little wars be4 cuz i liked both of u but if ure gonnabe stupid then i guess ill haft go with poa, pluz wang>you any day of the week so stfu
jawa yea ure stuff is good, but i like my shit cuz its gayly funny
if i wanted to make a quality rip-off id either tell myself "no u suck at anything serious" or id spend some time on it then post it somewhere other then here, i felt like posting all my crap, so i did, i cant really understand what all the ruckus is about with these newbies that just come on br.com to flame things and kiss well-known ass, yet never come into nh | | #23 Snork~Dimmy(Sucks)[65426] | | a-66-205-biz2.mts.net | | im a dumb newbie | | #24 harlequin[65427] | | a-66-205-biz2.mts.net | | SWEET IT WORKS |
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