7vs1cpu NO BACKSTAB

Intro:

   This was a special day for me for my cousin had just came over to my house.  To show him my gosu starctraft abilities we decided I'd play a couple of comp stomps.  Using a korean face smurf: |~{-_-}~| I made a couple of comp 7vs1's on regular hunters.  In the first game six people joined and we started off.  I this was a where I learned of a new tactic to use in later games.  Five of the players peon rushed the computer and two were left with no peons for the rest of the game but the computer fell.  Me, being the inventive person I am, decided to de-ally and after clearly telling every player I attacked that I was back stabbing i won the game easily with mass hydras.
    Feeling disapointed I made a second but no one came.  My last attempt proved successful and I started:

The Players and Map:

The map was BGH :( and three players joined the game:

(no_name)[EMA] ,who doesn't want his name to be known, started at the top left corner as a green cerebrate.

Anthony101 ,a clueless little kid, started as zerg also at the bottom left postion in red colors.

|~{-_-}~| me, a not-so-well-known chobo BW player, started in the middle of the two cerebrates as a gay protoss commander showing up in a purple colored outfit ( also thought i saw a rainbow pride flag ).

SomeOtherGuy ( this wasn't his name i forgot it ) who started as zerg at the top right position disconnected right when the game started.

Computer , the most noble of all the contestants started in the bottom right corner all by it/her/him self as a brown protoss commander.

The Game Begins:

     The game begins with 101 going 4 pool and EMA going 5 pool both tring to rush the comp earily.  I go with a 7 pylon, 9 gateway, 10 gateway opening and turn out zealots out of 2 then 3 and at the end 4 gateways.  The early game is short and bloody as the Comp is rushed and after 5 minutues of laggy battle, dies.  With the Comp dead and EMA seeing me not attack the Comp EMA realizes my strategy and retreats to his base as we talk...


EMA: r u bs ing ?

Me: yes

EMA: why r u bs ing

Me: because u made me

EMA: no i dint

Me: yes u did

EMA: plz ally

Me: i am allied

EMA: No ur not or the game would end

Me: i am allied just not allied vic

EMA: oh

This seemed a good answer for EMA as he then was quiet for a time.  Seemingly oblivious to what bs means 101 types:

To which I respond:

( This was so funny i knew i had to br it and from then on I saved most of the comments )

The game was over so I quickly stoped mining and told EMA "I won't mine for the rest of the game" to which he said "ok".  Shortly after this, seening that everyone was still shared vision I started moving my troops towards 101's base.  Seeing my men move he again typed...

to which I replied "ok i will".  Meanwhile EMA gives me a good reason not to kill him.

Moments later he leaves seeing no typed response ( inside I realy did see that his reason was a very good one indea but I had to do one thing nd only one thing... )

As this happens red realizes his mistake and hopping that I'll go cry so he can run over my armies with his might he speaks words only heard by me out of the mouth of adults while they're telling you you shouldn't use them...

But I have an alterative...

Did I mention his only building/unit was:

Since I killed destroyed/killed the rest

Ya, he never de-allied.  Then I start to think, maybe he couldn't understand English as he spammed the game.

This ended the game and the br hope you like it...hopping for more than a 5 :)