Sorry to say we weren’t so lucky with Wankin’it. He wanted his stats to be classified.

As you can see above, the map chose for this very exciting battle was Bridge to Bridge 98'. Wank was in the bottom middle and Wank chose protoss, and Crazy chose zerg.(Note: as known by everybody, zerg own toss)

This massive 1 on 1 bout starts as a rush for money! Each person, pumping all the peons they can get, for the money mayhem later. By the time they have their gas refineries, and enough peons to suit each mineral patch with on. After this, the battle has truly begun.

Wank went for a improvisation of the standard protoss build order, which is pylon at 7/9 psi limit, 2 gateways, 2nd pylon, then finally a forge. With this he made 10+ zealots, then made about 5 cannons. He then went for a cybernetics core.

Crazy also is moving along. Getting a 2nd hatchery and a spawning pool. Right after the pool, he went straight for the lair and a hydralisk den. From my point of view, I think Crazy started to realize that he had no defense so I saw him get about 3 sunken colonies. (But throughout the whole building period, he was getting hydra’s and zerglings)

No sudden moments of action or battle have occurred yet. I’m guessing they both are gathering all there units for one big show down!

AT about 10 minutes into the game, the two teams really looked like they were ready, they thought. Take a good look at what these two competitors had:

Crazy:

• 2 expansions
• 10+ sunken and spore colonies
• 10+ zerglings
• 10+ hydralisks
• 10+ Mutalisks

• 1 expansion
• 10+ zealots
• 10+ Dragoons
• 5+ cannons

At this exact point in this game, Crazy had made the first battle move! An awesome hydra drop, about 3 overlords full. But didn’t do much damage, only 1 cannon and a few goons. But how could that happen? All those hydra’s dead?

The secret was the zealots, 3 of them determined this battle. Maybe 45 seconds later, another drop had been in place. Another 3 overlords, full of hydras, made another move for destruction. This time, it had no damage on his foe. You could tell Crazy was really getting frustrated.

Crazy knew that the cash supply was going down, and that Wank had an expansion from past scouting with overlords. So he took 5 Overlords and 10+ Mutalisks to the expansion and took it out in a matter of seconds.

Wank knew he would eventualy lose so he took off in a flash and left the game! Your know what that means.