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#1 Phoenix-S-[53472]
r-177.105.alltel.net
1st
#2 Phoenix-S-[53473]
r-177.105.alltel.net
Angelfire is gay, move your images to Geocities
#3 SlingsNArrows[53476]
bgm-24-95-150-230.stny.rr.com
2 idiots don't make a battle reporter.
#4 CynicalMagician[53481]
px3cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
LoL slings. Well put.

I've got a few tips for you writers though.
1) use images that work (geocities)
2) Get someone that wasn't watching the game to read your stuff before you submit it. if they didn't understand the plot of teh game, you need to add details and rework it, then submit.
3) Mention game details. WHen did those guys expand?
4) Proofread.
HTH.
-CM







#5 DivvyO[53482]
kpcrdc.kp.org
When do 3 zealots beat 12 hydras? Man this guy seems to have chose the worst possible places ever to possibly drop his troops if all he could take out with 24 hydras was 1 goon and one cannon, even without storm in the mix.
#6 Hostile~SCV[53490]
spider-wm058.proxy.aol.com
CYNIC'S BACK! YAY

Search for 9.5-10 reports. Check out what they do and learn from them. 'Nuff Said.

The Hoss Bot



#7 WarLeaderJustin[53511]
spider-tr053.proxy.aol.com
Is it just or me, or was there an angelfire pic where tha map should've been?
#8 WarLeaderJustin[53512]
spider-tr053.proxy.aol.com
OK, I actually read the report. Were you like high or on drugs when you wrote it? It doesn't sound stupid, it just sounds TOO enthusiastic. Get with the new millenium. You have to be sarcastic, horny, and cynical.
#9 Mr.Forgetful[53523]
lambda-pre.alphalink.com.au
I thought my skills left a lot to be desired.
3.5
#10 Sir:~:Scorp:~:.[53533]
sydcache01.powertel.net.au
pure sad 10 somthing sunkens.... lol what was he doing turtling?

ZERG ARE OFFENCIVE!!!!!





#11 IamCanadian[53538]
cr467192-a.slnt1.on.wave.home.com
need pics ^^




btw hostile - whats "the hoss bot" ... I don't get it :(




#12 Undead{HeRo}[53555]
tsmia4-129.gate.net
Wow, i was thinking the same exact thing as slings. ^^
#13 Shepherd[53567]
cm-24-161-48-217.nycap.rr.com
Same here, Undead.

Man. . .All of races are designed to be offensive. I hate BRs where people are turtling up. I would make only two sunkens, and one spore, that it. 10 plus? That almost made me laugh.

#14 <font color="blue">USA</font>-Badass[53613]
dialups-293.palmer.mtaonline.net
well... i should get a lawer over here to sue your ass! that RUMMBLE phrase is copywritted(sp?)

i didnt read beyond that.

USA-BadAss



#15 <font color="blue">USA</font>-Badass[53615]
dialups-293.palmer.mtaonline.net
well i just read it and i needs alota work. first that zerg sucked the toss too. toss had no temps(certan doom) and the zerg dropped twice. y didnt he just drop 6 lords and kill him then?


USA-Badass
#16 Hostile~SCV[53629]
spider-tf084.proxy.aol.com
That's what I've been calling SCV's since I started playing, Hoss bots.


~The Hoss Bot
#17 HR~IKickYour@$$[53711]
1Cust1.tnt1.damascus.md.da.uu.net
First of all, i agree about the new millenium thing. I didn't write it, Avenger did. I just worked with the images. I admit, angelfire does suck, ill get on geocities as soon as possible. Slings, ummmm, a simple "that sucked" would have done better, instead of the "idiot" term. Im still learning about the images, so hold on. This is our first report, so why did you expect a good one? Finaly, we are having trouble finding good battles. I am sorry, i will make it better next time. Ill also make it myself.
#18 HR~DarkAvenger[53826]
spider-tr031.proxy.aol.com
Same as my partner HR~IKickYour@$$, I agree with him totally! This was our FIRST REPORT! WHEAT WERE YOU EXPECTING??? And also, this battle wasn't the best to work with, it wasn't my fault about the 10+ sunkens and spores, and the near ending. I'll make sure I will make sure the next report is a good one.
#19 MourningWood[54264]
fw8.intuit.com
I agree with the "HR" twins. Although <i>this</i> was pure unadultrated shit, you shouldn't call them idiots since it was just their first report. Give them constructive advice so that they can learn to sculpt the pile of shit into a fine brown sculpture.



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