"I bought these damn battle cruiser's and I am going to use them!"
-Johnny_Vegas
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| First Day of StarCraft | | | Author: | | | IP: | proxy04.XXXX | | Date: | 05/21/00 06:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 2, Min: 2
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- MY FIRST DAY OF STARCRAFT -
I just bought StarCraft because of all the good news I've heared about it, especially about the multiplayer part. I immediatly went on Battle.net. I wanted to create the name PenisLicker, but that one was already taken, so I took TheBestThereIs.
After I waded through some odd game titles I found a game called 1:1JOIN U GAY!. I felt somehow attracted to this title, so I joined the game. After the creator called
-FuKMEnOw- said something about fag and gay I suddenly noticed a countdown was initiated. I desperatly tried to push cancel but it didn't work. The countdown reached 0 and, oh, I was scared to death. But luckily we managed to get the game going.
I started with a huge building and a few negro's in a box. I let the first SCV scout and the other three guard my apparently important building. The scouting SCV encountered a Bengalaas but managed to survive. After a while he found the enemy. I didn't know why, but the enemy had started with about 8 robots!. Blizzard should do something about this unbalanced start.
Soon a robot-like unit called Zealot killed my SCV. But, since I had three SCV's and he only 1 Zealot I attacked him. Yet, after a harsh battle, the Zealot won. Stupid cheats.
With only 1 building left I said goodbye after he said gay to me. I don't get it; many people on battle.net already have called me gay. How can they tell?
Well, my first match wasn't that exciting. But, now that I know the power of the Battlecruiser (much hp's, much dmg) I hope to win someday, if only they let me build BC's for a change.
One last thing: some of you guys really waste money by building two (!) of the same buildings. Shouldn't do that. |
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