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#1 FAGBOY[47468]
wmprt-cach1.blazenet.net
This wasn't that good. It was a good idea, but the execution was terrible. If you're going to do a "mock" report, at least try to expand on it. Basically, it wasn't very good. You could've gone further with the story instead of having you be killed by 1 zealot.
You should've lifted off.

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#2 <font color=yellow>Protophobic</font>[47469]
cm-24-161-0-123.nycap.rr.com
<font color=yellow>I'm sorry, I didn't find it too funny. Some might though.

Au Rev.

#3 <marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount=5>Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47473]
209.88.197.162
<font size=5>3</font>rd
Now to go read.
#4 Starookie[47474]
edtn007911.hs.telusplanet.net
<font color=red>This report could've been funny, like fagboy said. If you were like zerg and talked about offensive creeping him or something , i would've laughed. Or if you overlorded him to death, or maybe when you rush him with a drone......oh i could go on and on =D
#5 <marquee behavior="alternate" scrollamount=25>Duke-Nukem</marquee>[47475]
209.88.197.162
<font size=5>R</font>ead it.
Nice.
Could be better.

#6 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[47476]
port-2-43-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net
<font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">We need a quote involving something like "I agree with fagboy."
#7 WSkinner[47478]
proxy04.wxs.nl
I agree with you that it wasn't quite funny. I could have done much better, but I was in a rush. Maybe another day I'll post a more thought out report. See this one as a warming-up :).



#8 Aquamarine[47480]
cthulhu.static.shore.net
this sucked, and i dont think it could've been funnier. that newbieism at the end insulted my intelligence.
#9 Master-chef[47494]
AC8E281E.ipt.aol.com
The report and writing sucked =
The only good thing about this was the idea. It could've been better with better humor. O wellz better luck next time...and take your time also.
Chef

#10 SlipKnoT_KiD[47510]
bc-kam-a53-01-10.look.ca
ah yes i remember my first time it was a 7v1 comp stomp on new ice hunters by girl guild what a great map.

870621345

#11 [47529]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
I could view the report without scrolling down at all. It also wasn't funny. Try to put some more effort into an idea like this. You could do so much better and I think that everyone would like it.

2

Fox^1



#12 <font color=yellow>Phoenix</font>[47534]
node156e4.a2000.nl
Hehe

The report actually made me smile a second.

"I let the first SCV scout and the other three guard my apparently important building"

Nice idea though

Too bad you screwed up so bad. Won't be original when someone else does it next time...

I'm not even rating this.

Phoenix











#13 BW-sux[47535]
spider-wm082.proxy.aol.com
this was so gay i decided nbot to use proper grammar in this commment

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bw-SuX

#14 Master-chef[47591]
AC99AC33.ipt.aol.com
<font size="30"><font color="pink">10</font>Chef
#15 Brian Q. Thomas[47780]
105.m45.mon.catskill.net
I found this very very ______.

a) gay
b) funny
c) waste of time
d) a&C

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#16 Nobody[47885]
p125.netwood.net
It sucked!!!!!!!
#17 Spuzz[47901]
jfsn-02-60.dialup.netins.net
I chuckled a lot while reading it :)

Spuzz
#18 John_DW[48344]
igw12e.fmr.com
This *mock* report derserves *mock* comments......
#19 ][)S~])e(V)oN[48473]
204.38.77.99
next time rush with all the scv's
#20 KodiaK~28[48812]
24.65.212.223.ab.wave.home.com
well i thought it was funny.
#21 Shepherd[48968]
cm-24-161-49-168.nycap.rr.com
SCARY!

Bah, I wasn't that NEWBIE when I started out!
#22 Yodaz+Popz[56475]
spider-tf034.proxy.aol.com
Wow, Im SO AMAZED!!!!!



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