| Frenchy Production: Montaro vs The funniest guy ever: Herbal_Avenger | | | Author: | | | IP: | modemcabXXXX | | Date: | 05/02/00 11:05 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 5, Max: 10, Min: 8
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PRE-GAME SHOW
Welcome all to another Frenchy Production. Me ans Pitt' were owning some 2v2 in bnet tao ladder
when a Kali window all of a sudden kick me out of starcraft and bring me back to windows. It was
Montaro. " I need someone to Battle report games between me and Herbal Avenger " is typed in that
Kali windows. I heard that this Herbal guy was a complete moron so i tought it might be funny
to Battle report it. I accepted the request of Montaro and joined his game. WOOOAH ! If you think i will
forget those quotes of the month, you're a FOOL ! Here they are :).
TOP 5, Quotes of the Month !
HAHAHAHA funny as usual. The famous Maynard win it this time. Ok let's get back to our game. As i told
you i didnt know Herbal_Avenger personnaly but now i can assure you this guy is the lamest person
i ever saw on the net. Lets see why !
MAIN EVENT
I didnt have to wait long to see how much Herbal_Avenger was funny. He suprised everyone right off the
bat in the pre-game chat. See for yourself.
HAHA rules ? LOL, seems like Montaro is going to have some newbie bashing to do on this one :). Anyway
the game finally start. Montaro made on a map that no longer need description: The Lost Temple.
PLAYERS:
Herbal_Avenger (Zerg) start at 12.
Montaro (Terran) start at 9.
OBSERVERS: Aristocrat-X, Assaillant-X, MacBeth.
I usually start reporting a game by explaining what players are doing but this Herbal_Avenger
is just too much of a funny guy. Players start the game by a funny conversation ...
HAHA Herbal_Avenger make us forget there is a game going. Herbal_Avenger
is going with a 3 hatch zerglings with all his Hatcherys at his main. He also got gas fast to get
the zergling speed upgrades. It's a little harder to figure what
Montaro is up to. After he finish builing his wallin Montaro
add a bunker in defense and start making vultures from his fast factory. Montaro
will also build 2 starports shortly after. Wraith rush ?.
 Herbal_Avenger
keep morphing zerglings during this time with no sign of Lair or expansions. 
Montaro seem to continue is defensive mood and he add another bunker at his
ramp .. Yes i know its hard to see what players are doing but dont worry, they are about to reveal
their keys to victory. Herbal_Avenger is the first one to reveal his secret.
After we seen him constantly build Zerglings and bring them in front of Montaro's base,
he all of a sudden BURROW THEM ALL ! Weeeeee Burrow own all. Herbal_Avenger is the
first to finally move some units to the ennemi. He unburrow 12 zerglings and order them to charge Montaro
base to see what Montaro is doing.
What Herbal_Avenger didn't see with this scouting is what Montaro
is hidding at the back of his base.  Yep, while Herbal_Avenger
is burrowing tons of lings in front of his base, Montaro is BattleCruisers rushing ! HAHAHA now
we can see clear in Montaro's mind. Not only does he want to beat the guy, he want to humiliate him
with weird tactiks. Game will continue like this for a while, Montaro building BCs and
Herbal_Avenger massing zerglings. The only thing that can be mentionned during this time is
that both players took an expansion. Montaro at 6 main and Herbal_Avenger
to his natural. There is a major difference between those two expansion tho. Montaro is mining
it while Herbal_Avenger just got two drones who watching mineral and waiting for orders.
Another thing is that Montaro saw the ennemi expansion with a vulture scout. He immediatly loading
1 tanks/3 marines/1 SCV in his transport for a cliff siege on zerg expansion.
While the transport is on his way, Herbal_Avenger figure out that 120 lings should be enought
to kill Montaro and he unburrow them all ! After forming his groups, the swarm charge right to
Montaro ramp.
The rest of the game is just a formality. Herbal_Avenger have nothing left and his expansion
is cliffed. He also only start his Lair when he saw the BattleCruisers. Montaro expanded again
two times at his natural and 6 natural. Montaro battle cruisers are heading to the zerg base
and as soon as they arrive game will be over. Herbal_Avenger got no serious air defense ...
Winner is : Montaro
OMG is this guy can be more of a moron ???? Anyway Montaro decided to give him a rematch
and i didnt want to lose anything of this Herbal_Avenger entertainement. I joined the
rematch game ! So did all the other observers. Be ready for more funny things because Herbal_Avenger
is still in the game !!
REMATCH #1 !!
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The Herbal Show continue in the pre-game chat once again!. Montaro left the game before him in the first
game, so this moron start to claim we won the first game ! hahaha What an idiot.
PLAYERS:
Herbal_Avenger (Terran) start at 3.
Montaro (Protoss) start at 12.
OBSERVERS: Aristocrat-X, Assaillant-X, MacBeth.
Once again Herbal_Avenger type skills are showing off as we hear him explain
us why Montaro is going to die hard this time.
During this talk show, Montaro plan of humiliation continue. He forged
first and start building his second pylon in Herbal_Avenger main base !
Yes that's an official offensive canons rush ! Unfortunatly Herbal_Avenger
saw it and at first look we tought he would be able to kill it with his SCVs before the canons finish warping. BUT
Herbal_Avenger went for the pylon and that give the canons time to finish
warping and to Montaro, the opportunity to start up another pylon ...
Winner is : Montaro
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA this is too much !! my stomach hurt. ROFLMAO Yes the game is over to a canon
rush even if Herbal_Avenger saw it from the start HAHA amazing.
HAHAHA " Not everyone can lose to it tho " - Assaillant-X LOL hahaha BRB i need to go to the bathroom
before i piss in my pants. OH Well when you stop laughing, come back here because Montaro
still letting the newbie another shot in the big league.
REMATCH #2 !!
Once again it seem like Herbal couldn't just shut it up in the pre-game chat. HEH some people never learn.
As Herbal wanted this time again, Montaro pick protoss vs the great Herbal's Terrans.
MAP: The Lost Temple
PLAYERS:
Herbal_Avenger (Terran) start at 9.
Montaro (Protoss) start at 6.
OBSERVERS: Aristocrat-X, Assaillant-X, MacBeth.
The game could not start without another Herbal_Avenger funny comment and
we had to wait at least 30 seconds before he open it again.
hahahahah The void man ?? lol wtf he talking about haha. Anyway its just Herbal_Avenger
so lets just pretend that never happend. For the earyl builds, Herbal_Avenger is
going with a 3 barracks with no gas while Montaro is going forge 1st again
and take his natural with a 3 canons defense. Before making any units or strat, Montaro
just want to make sure it's ok with Herbal_Avenger, so he ask him about some aspects
of the game. I guess he just dont want to be treated of "Ass-raping cattle-molesting weasel humper" once again. You
know those comment hurts feelings bad ...
HAHA without any clear answer from Herbal_Avenger, decided that Dark templars
were good manners and he goes straight to them with 1 gateway and not a single zealot. Herbal_Avenger
now got around 20-24 marines and a factory under construction. First move of the game come from Herbal_Avenger
who get out with all his marines and 2 SCV to the front of Montaro base.
A bunker and a turret are immediatly built when the SCVs arrive and Montaro city
is sieged ! Only one brave citizen named Arnold-The-Probe who was in visiting the Lost Temples before the siege
take place escape to the invadors. Montaro ordered Arnold-The-Probe to
warp a Nexus at 9.
Montaro is seiged ! He got 5 canons in defense, not a single dark templar
got out of the gateway yet and siege tanks are coming ! Is Montaro stupid
enought to lose a game to Herbal_Avenger ? Another thing is that Herbal_Avenger
now took his natural expansion. But its only Herbal_Avenger and Montaro
is feeling pretty confident when he inform us that his lunch is arrived and he have to go eat ...
See what happens during Montaro AFKiness ...
KEKEKE Montaro is funny. Funny or not, things are not looking too well for him.
He wont be able to hold pressure for too long with his DTs because a science vessel is coming to support
the siege. The only one that can save him now is Arnold-The-Probe ! Remember him ? He is still outside the
base when he receving an incoming transmission from Executor Montaro: " We got
some trouble at our main base here, we need to warp as many friends from aiur that we can ". Arnold-The-Probe
decided to build a Nexus at every mineral patch he encounter. That give Montaro
4 new expansion and a second Nexus at the 9 main. Montaro also tought the only way
he could get out of this mess is by going carriers/templars. He build another Archives and 6 stargate at
his 9 ocloack expansion. Here is the mini-map at the time.
Herbal_Avenger take a very long time to get rid of those 4 canons and 2 Dts
at Montaro main base but he finnaly made it with the help of his science
vessel. Its only after Montaro main base been destroy that Herbal_Avenger
is making use of his comsat for some recon. Comsat is revealing Montaro secret
carrier base and all Herbal_Avenger's troops are heading there ...
Yes Montaro need observers because shortly after a comsat revealed to
Herbal_Avenger that Montaro is very vunerable
to cloacked wraiths. Herbal_Avenger send his 8-10 wraiths to kill those big flying
thing.
Altought Montaro lost half his carriers, he have been produce from his 2 expansions
at 12 for a long time and his 6 stargate are able to warp more carriers from Aiur. Montaro
also build 4 canons next to his Carriers the avoid another wraith raid. Herbal_Avenger
EMPED most of Montaro templars but you never can EMP them all. To lure the
terran force into canons/carriers, Montaro cast a nice storm on the ennemi and the combat
is engage !
Heh it seem that this storm completely change the game issue. That and the fact that Herbal_Avenger
is a complete newbie and send his wraiths at the only spot Montaro had detection
in canons/carriers. The game is mostly over, Herbal_Avenger lost his army
and his expansions are getting owned by Dark Templars. So he just decided to trash talk the rest of the game :).
HAHA funny to the last second :)
Winner is : Montaro
POST-GAME SHOW
OMG i just can't take nothing more from this guy. He is so hilarious. I think Montaro wanted
to make more fun of him and give him another rematch but i had enought.
On a different subject now i have observe some malfunction with the NWTR bot these days ...
Can someone explain me whats up with that bot ?? :)
LESSONS LEARN
1. If you got a chance to play Herbal_Avenger, go ahead you'll have a good time.
2. Even if Herbal suck, Montaro own
3. NWTR BOT is on crack
4. OrcManiac just cant get off the QOTM
5. Yes, My english sux, no comment about it plz
Snif Snif This is the end. Thanks in advance to all those who going to love this report. This is the
one that took me the most time to make because of all the comments players and observers made during the
game. Enjoy it! Peace all, cya on battle.net / Kali
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