| #1 T_Mac[43860] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-1216.look.ca |
| shit i own! |
| #2 Deathbringer[43861] |
| 129.81.253.168 |
Newbie bashing is Gay.
We were all newbies once. |
| #3 King-Lewis[43862] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| DeathBringer ... This guy prentend he is good and he think he own everyone. :) Thats why i BRed this. |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[43863] |
| 24.67.140.248.bc.wave.home.com |
This isn't newbie bashing....this is high comedy.
Lewis, you rock. & Montaro's gotta be one of the funniest men in StarCraft.
"sorry sir"
hheheee
PLUR
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #5 T_Mac[43864] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-04-1216.look.ca |
| gj lewis, now get on bnet and lets 2on2 tao :D |
#6  [43865] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
LOL
"I win!!!"
I bet he rejoiced in tears. |
| #7 ((Ash))[43866] |
| cz020.casa-z.org |
Why oh why do some people talk so much trash when they can't back it up? Maybe Herbal was dropped on his head when he was a baby or something...
Anyway, great report Lewis. LMAO! |
#8  [43867] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
yay, nice comment up here
now onto readin it
hope its as funny as u told me :O |
| #9 Avalanche-X[43870] |
| gw02.isdn.net |
| Awesome report King-Lewis (Aristocrat-X)!!! Herbal was funny, he must have been kidding with you guys to be that gay. I was kinda hoping that he would win the first game, but after that I just started laughing and forgot about who I was going for. I enjoyed reading a battle report with "great grammar"!!! Hehe, I am just kidding with you lewis, this is one of the best reports I have read in a while. |
| #10 Sp|nE[43871] |
| dialup13x36-pri.voicenet.com |
| hahaha own |
| #11 Syndrome Zed[43873] |
| wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu |
ROFLMAO
/me wipes a tear from his eye and catches his breath
That guy was too funny! |
| #12 [43874] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
yay, nice comment up here
now onto readin it
hope its as funny as u told me :O |
| #13 [43875] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
this guy sounds like phuckin-rhetard, anyone remember him?
mebbe its him :O
lewis told me herbal is from bc.com, so... |
| #14 Casper...[43876] |
| odo.computerstudies.ca |
| T_Mac go to class you stupid little fuck. Don't make me tell the guys in NoHunters why you weren't in class today. >:( |
| #15 Dialtone_[43878] |
| athe530-p104.otenet.gr |
nice... &-)
this guy is more funny that my smily face |
| #16 [43879] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
omg ppl how can u rate this so low
10! |
| #17 DoomDragon[43880] |
| port9-23.gettysburg.supernet.com |
Ownage BR :). Funny funny~~~!
And Necro, I remember phuckin-rhetard.... He was I-ball's brother you know. BTW, I think I-ball may have gotten arrested for stealing a golf cart, but I don't know.... I just wonder where those two went....
--Doom |
| #18 King-Lewis[43881] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| saFSADFASDFSdS 8 ????? WHO IS THIS :( ? |
| #19 ReKruL[43882] |
| spider-th022.proxy.aol.com |
| i dunno about canadians.......but u frenchies own |
| #20 -=Tien=-[43883] |
| cgowave-61-36.cgocable.net |
| nothing like newbie bashing ^^ |
| #21 -=Tien=-[43884] |
| cgowave-61-36.cgocable.net |
| nothing like newbie bashing ^^ |
| #22 BeatBack[43885] |
| utfc2.utfors.se |
Jeez, i guess this is the VI and last part of "The herbal Avenger" and.......
No, i am not going to say that i own couse i dont =)
Happy newbie bashin´ everyone.
BeatBack |
| #23 Bane-The-Feared[43886] |
| fcs03asm.asm.bellsouth.net |
LOL, awesome report.
|
| #24 Sam[43888] |
| se-590-pubpc26.acs.ohio-state.edu |
| Nice BR ..... |
| #25 Mogalin[43889] |
| co853273-a.foti1.on.wave.home.com |
| Hehe I'm doing the BR of him vs Zprotoss btw.. should be posted in 2 days or so |
| #26 Fox^1[43890] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
Wow King-Lewis. This was insane. Montaro offensive cannons him. The worst part about it, is that Herbal knew it. Wow NEWBIE * 10000 Great report you get a
9
Fox^1 |
| #27 L'iLNips[Fatal][43891] |
| 209.217.148.159 |
| Herbal_Avenger has to be the biggest newb/fag out there...what a complete flamer..sad!! |
| #28 shockwave[43895] |
| exchange1.sensable.com |
| BAHAHAHAHAHAHA who only gave this an 8??? :-b I can't believe Montaro actually went afk and still won that game, I was worried for a second or two... |
| #29 AngryDrunk[43896] |
| c314744-b.rchdsn1.tx.home.com |
lmfao
owned |
| #30 DeezNutz[43897] |
| nas-32-21.chicago.navipath.net |
Hysterical.
I want Herbal's autograph =[ |
| #31 Blank[43898] |
| 219.hartford-06-07rs.ct.dial-access.att.net |
OMG, ownage :[
Blank |
| #32 Templar569[43899] |
| 168.168.234.60 |
| MY GAWD, that was a riot! I've had a rough day at work, and I have to tell you, this BR did wonders for my mood. Thanks, man. |
| #33 BW-sux[43900] |
| spider-we023.proxy.aol.com |
Revenge of $uprimo (anyone remember that report?)!!!!
Very good report, Lewis. Cracked me up.
10 |
#34  [43901] |
| 1Cust11.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Ownage. Pure Ownage. Lewis>all. |
| #35 -=-Dr.J-=-[43902] |
| adsl-207-105-255-146.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| HEH... HERBAL HAS JOINED ONE OF MY 1V1 PUBBIES, AND HE LING RUSHED ME WITH 4 LINGS. BAH THIS WAS SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT BR. MAKES IT FUNNIER CUZ IVE PLAYED THE GUY, AND YOU GUYS DONT EVEN KNOW!! HE TALKES 4X MORE THEN WHAT THEY MENTIONED BLAH HE HAS TO BE JK OR HE IS REALLY FUCKED : ) |
| #36 Krebster[43903] |
| spider-tl053.proxy.aol.com |
he only loses cuz he is too busy talking.
hopefully he will adopt me |
| #37 CraZy[43904] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| LOL, btw casper finsh my br you lazy ass :( |
| #38 Limp_Bizkit666[43906] |
| 206.117.125.182 |
dude.. omg
too funny...
laughing so hard, i'm farting up my mouth..
can't tyyyyyppee.eeeee aannyyy mmmorooreeee
byeya
p.s-this deserves AT LEAST a 15 =] |
#39  [43908] |
| 242835hfc156.tampabay.rr.com |
| ./ME SEXES LEWIS |
#40  [43909] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| Pretty good stuff Lewis. I didn't find it as funny as everyone else though. I thought Herbal_Avenger was more of the "annoying newbie" than anything. Nice work on the report though. |
| #41 probe[43911] |
| 242694hfc134.tampabay.rr.com |
"sorry sir"
10 |
| #42 PeonRapist[43915] |
| nas-50-34.houston.navipath.net |
| rofl googogog lewis |
| #43 Hiso[43916] |
| proxy1-external.santab1.ca.home.com |
| Herbal owns Montaro if this was comedy sports. I was rooting for Herbal, at least he tried. |
| #44 ::nobody::[43920] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Heh. I know herbal's other (more well known) identity. Hes quite a charatcer ;) I find it hilarious because hes really cool under his other name, but does all this trash talk! I LOVE IT! hehe
Herbal, you lame ass, get on bnet under your real name :D
ciao!
::nobody::
hint: I have reported on "herbal" before.... |
| #45 SuperGeneral[43921] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
1 word... ROFL
actually more like 4... |
| #46 Punck~[43922] |
| spider-tk064.proxy.aol.com |
Yeah Nobody...I know it too. He is extremely weird...he bashes 'newbies' and than becomes the 'newbie' bashed. I think he just goes on Starcraft to piss as many ppl off.
He is quite cool though.
Punck~ |
| #47 King-Lewis[43924] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
KEKEKEKE thx guys ! YA herbal is funny and those "sorry sir" owned :)
I wanna know who is herbal tho .. ::nobody:: help me or lets make a contest ... First one to find out who Herbal_Avenger is get a free T_Mac blow job :O |
| #48 Talon[43925] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| funny |
| #49 Herbal = Bob ???[43927] |
| clt-pxy04.firstunion.com |
| . |
| #50 Shepherd[43929] |
| cm-24-161-51-100.nycap.rr.com |
ROFTL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFTLMAO!!!!!!!
That's one funny report. I know it's a newb bashing, but it was made in so funny way that I forgot completely about the newb bashing part.
Monataro actually left in middle of 3rd game. . .ROFTL! |
| #51 Quixotism[43931] |
| c3-1a145.neo.rr.com |
| king u are good, damnnnn good! |
| #52 CynicalMagician[43938] |
| px1cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca |
I was giggling like a schoolgirl as I read that... And for me to be so homophobic and still say that I giggle, thats one helluva report.
-CynicalMagician
PS. I'm not actually homophobic at all, but the rest of the msg is true. |
| #53 Ronin~[43940] |
| syr1-329.twcny.rr.com |
YAY! A-X representin! king you own. at reporting neways :] nice work on the quote orc^^
as for the bot: sometimes badmannerchobo's whisper commands to it.....NEWBIE! :P |
| #54 xero[43942] |
| 209.127.79.13 |
hahaha this is ownage ...
for some reason all the pics after the "I AM VOID MAN" didnt load =[ oh well, it still owned !! maybe its my crappy comp =[
haha |
| #55 King-Lewis[43952] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
KEKEKEKE thx guys ! YA herbal is funny and those "sorry sir" owned :)
I wanna know who is herbal tho .. ::nobody:: help me or lets make a contest ... First one to find out who Herbal_Avenger is get a free T_Mac blow job :O |
| #56 Punck~[43969] |
| spider-wq021.proxy.aol.com |
| Hmm...to tell or not to tell...I guess I shouldn't ruin his fun. |
| #57 .....[43976] |
| adsl-63-196-132-4.dsl.sndg02.pacbell.net |
| lol |
| #58 JapswithGuns[43980] |
| dialup-63.212.131.124.LosAngeles1.Level3.net |
Nice report, you kicked Herbal_Avenger's ass 3x i can't believe it, i don't know you but good game and report,keep them comming
-peace out |
| #59 Sp|nE[43982] |
| dialup11-25-pri.voicenet.com |
| tell me ill give free BJ .. Tmac charges too much |
| #60 [43983] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
nobody: which BR?
I know his recent nick but he isn't on any of your BR. Perhaps another one? |
| #61 probe[43984] |
| dt121n28.tampabay.rr.com |
btw i was the one talking thru bot
:)
hehe.. |
#62  [43985] |
| 24.24.166.145 |
| Doh this owned. |
| #63 Abusive-X[43992] |
| r67h91.res.gatech.edu |
my favorite parts were when Lewis did some of the commentary... such as:
BURROW THEM ALL ! Weeeeee Burrow own all.
and...
Snif Snif This is the end.
Those are just classic lewis quotes. Report ownededed. :P
Dabel |
| #64 the-bastard[43998] |
| cdm-199-128.tca.net |
| dont know what u guys think but scouting is definitly BAD MANNER, its just so cheap when people can see what your building. Im surpried herbal didnt whine about that too. Awesome BR |
| #65 MacBeth[44001] |
| c882539-a.pinol1.sfba.home.com |
Just came back from a minivacation to the old folks home. One word Aristrocrat-X (King-Lewis)...
OUTSTANDING.
You are the man. Double Platinum report all the way. BTW, it was a lot of fun laughing at Herbal. For someone who claims he is so good, he sure sucks like Monica Lewinsky. |
| #66 MageCathy[44005] |
| ip50.minneapolis13.mn.pub-ip.psi.net |
Herbal=Lewis
Ya folks he acted like a newbie just for a good rating gives you kinda a sick feeling inside ;(
hehe jk lewis good job. |
| #67 SqueakyMonkey[44008] |
| osh1-787.twcny.rr.com |
This was one of the funniest things that I have ever read.
Gotta go. |
| #68 [44024] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
| omg nobody tell me who is it? i searched ur old reports and the only guy i think that could be it is ender =] |
| #69 King-Lewis[44037] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
HAHAHA Necro want that t_mac blow job hard searching in old ::nobody:: reports hahaha.
Keep searching necro :) |
| #70 Cauthon[44048] |
| walker1-66.reshall.ou.edu |
| Hey now, I was the one using the name Ender_Wiggin. The only name I use now is Cauthon....sorry, not me! |
| #71 BW-sux[44053] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
You all suck. I'll beat you all any time.
|
| #72 King-Lewis[44062] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| Kell_Hound .. Oui il est incroyablement con mais peut-être quil niaise... je crois pas que quelqun puisse etre aussi con hehehe .... En tk j'èspere quil niaise sinon c incroyable :) |
| #73 Herbal_Avenger[44070] |
| vcta06m01-28.bctel.ca |
Montaro is my bitch. Can ye dig it? Good reports, except you kinda lied about the outcomes, I have screenshots of montaro leaving first after I beat him the first and third games. Also, I have screenshots of Mage disconnecting on me after I beat him.
herbal
PS nice to see a BR mocking somebody like montaro |
| #74 Limp_Bizkit666[44083] |
| 206.117.45.199 |
whoa, herbal must suck BIG TIME for Macbeth to post the same message three times...
oh well.. =]
anyways, Herbal Avenger...... gay name, gay player..
gawd....
i hate those losers that can't back themselves up.... either fight and win, or STFU!
that i why i don't talk to smack to people i can't beat....cause they'll kick my ass so hard, i would have to hide behind my many gay identities....
anyways, King-Lewis, yer my hero..
byeya
p.s-Hero=daddy. |
| #75 Assaillant-X[44106] |
| modemcable008.111-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
hi :O
Herbal man you said you would help me with my zerg :(
|
| #76 Flakker Panther[44125] |
| 98AE1BAF.ipt.aol.com |
| I just love listening to/about lying, unskilled bastards. But Herbal is the worst kind. He sounds like my brother at RTS's: doesn't learn and cheats. I oppose newbie bashing, but this is a hilarious exception. |
| #77 ::nobody::[44126] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
So far, no one has mentioned Herbal's name, but (hehe) he said something in a post in these comments that would give him away to anyone who has memorized my reports or has a really good memory of one of my reports :D
heh
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #78 blah[44129] |
| 63.210.199.30 |
herbal is so funny. (-:
I was rooting for him all the way.
sigh, nobody reported on waaaayyyy to many people. |
| #79 The Real BW-sux[44133] |
| spider-wm027.proxy.aol.com |
| probe, quit using my name to say shit like you did in comment #72. You're a fucking bitch. No one likes you. |
| #80 [WP]BlacKnight[44137] |
| 134.240.54.43 |
| Amusing report, conceptually the idea of loser/lamer accounts is really good. For those who ues them the provide a way to have some odd fun, try new stuff, and in general act out in ways they normally could not. Besides somebody hamming it up under a "fun" account this was a great report. Keep up the good work and I say let the Avenger have his anoynimity, let him have his fun and not have to answer for his Herbal crimes. |
| #81 Punck~[44142] |
| spider-wq033.proxy.aol.com |
| god, this is killing me <font color="black">Hmm...it is</font> |
| #82 Punck~[44143] |
| spider-wq033.proxy.aol.com |
| This is more funny than when he talks trash on Kali. |
| #83 probe[44145] |
| dt121nf5.tampabay.rr.com |
that wasn't me in comment 72, i never smurf in comments section
ask mark4 or somebody to check internal IP's, i know it's possible.
but since you are such a trash talker, wana 1v1, or will you wuss out again? (that'll be the 4th time)
you talk all this shit to me yet you probably can't back it up. |
| #84 Punck~[44150] |
| spider-wq021.proxy.aol.com |
| This is more funny than when he talks trash on Kali. |
| #85 Limp_Bizkit666[44175] |
| 206.117.45.150 |
COMMENT NUMBER 90!!!!
YEAH!!
HAHAHA
byeya
p.s-why is 90 important? i don't know. =[ |
| #86 probe[44193] |
| dt121nf5.tampabay.rr.com |
hehehe bw-sux wussed out again
wohohohhh0000#@&*@^V ^#@TYGH
comment 91.... only a few more till 100
heh. |
| #87 I KNOW WHO HE IS!!!!!![44218] |
| 202.156.2.43 |
HE IS SHANDY
HERBAL = SHANDY
"CAN YE DIG IT"
GIVE ME A COOKIE NOW PLZ THX GW |
| #88 Sad43v3r - Doc-Green[44219] |
| ppp053.252-96-207.3riv.mt.videotron.net |
whoa Lewis, c'est rare qu'on voit quelqu'un ecrire un comment en francais :) BTW, faudrais vraiment que je joue contre Herbal.. p-ê que je pourrais enfin gagner une game depuis que g arreter de jouer :) aaahh merde j'en rit encore c'est pas normal!!!
10! 10!.. trop kewl... vraiment Montaro l'a trop bien eu avec son «yes sir»
Sad43v3r (docgreen@videotron.ca) |
| #89 This needs to be a quote[44221] |
| 202.156.2.43 |
| "Can ye dig it?" - Herbal_Avenger/Shandy |
| #90 MORE PROOF!!!![44222] |
| 202.156.2.43 |
In the 2nd game vs Monty.. Herbal said, "this is STRAIGHT UP BUNK"
In The Adventures of Spunk and Shandy... Shandy said, "This is one bunk chap"
For using the word "BUNK" it is obvious Herbal is Shandy
BLEH....
NOW WHERE IS MY MONEY!!!
I DIDN'T GET MY MONEY!!! |
| #91 [MoS]IceFoxxx (battle.net)[44228] |
| klagproxy.highway.telekom.at |
Whats left to say on that Herbal guy? Only that I'm sorry 'cause I'll propably never encounter him in a game, and I would need some additional wins on my record!!!
Anyway, Motaro rulz (at least Herbal_Avenger) :)
P.S.: comment no. 96, to whoever cares for. |
| #92 wallabystein[44230] |
| vcta06m01-28.bctel.ca |
hehe, no no, shandy is ME, thus the wallabystein/::nobody:: collaboration on those reports. ME ME ME.
Nice report as always lewis, I was thinking I should do the hispanic BR production. Not that I'm mexican or anything.
kak |
| #93 King-Lewis[44254] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
| I dont think herbal is shandy ... is he ?? i tot shandy was a caracter for ::nobody::'s BR. Someone Tell me who is herbal damnit i wanna know !! :) |
| #94 BW-sux[44259] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| Why is probe flaming me for bullshit he made up? |
| #95 BW-sux[44260] |
| bess-proxy.ba.k12.ok.us |
| 100 >>>>> all!!! |
| #96 [44270] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
who the heck is herbal?
I reread your thang and still can't find it |
| #97 Limp_Bizkit666[44271] |
| 206.117.45.76 |
101 dalmations RULE!!
and Shandy = herbal = wallaby!!!
hehehehehehhehhehe
HUK!, i went and searched all nobody's reports, yet i can't find out who it is.....
HERBAL ==?????
HUK!
die
byeya
p.s-herbal...essence. YES, YES< OH! OH!!!!!! YES!!!!!! |
| #98 [44275] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
I think nobody was just trying to get people to re-read his BR's.
whores!!@! %&$#^@^*& |
| #99 ]-[e{_{_~SuckaZ[44280] |
| spider-tp042.proxy.aol.com |
LOL OMGFSTITFTIESIMWFL!!! (Translation: Oh My God Fucking Shit This Is The Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen In My Whole Fucking Life!)
Die Herbal!
NewBZ PoWEr J/K
~Za Hell SuckaZ from Baztard LaNe |
| #100 King-Lewis[44301] |
| modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net |
HAHAHA BP ur right i bet thats it
Damn u nobody :) |
| #101 probe[44348] |
| dt121nce.tampabay.rr.com |
prozzy ownz
and bw-sux, it wasn't made up =p |
| #102 Talon[44441] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
I like probe....
oh wait nm he isn't on icq
dammit :( |
| #103 In it for the money[44449] |
| 202.156.2.43 |
OK let me lay down all the evidence....
1):nobody:'s post(#82)clearly says, "he said something in a post in these comments that would give him away"
Now compare herbal's post(#75) with what Shandy said in 'The Adventures of Spunk and Shandy'.
---->>>"Can ye dig it?"<<<---
2)If that wasn't enough to convince you, compare another thing Shandy said in that same BR, "This is one bunk chap" with what herbal said in the 2nd montaro game, "this is STRAIGHT UP BUNK"
----->>>"BUNK"<<<-----
Sooooooo.. using my incredible powers of deduction, what are the chances of 2 different players saying "Can ye dig it" and using the word "BUNK"? ....therefore HERBAL is clearly SHANDY
Okay... Now tell me what i won.
PLz send prize money to:
sherlocks homies
221 baker street
pacific beach CA
THX GW HUK^^
|
| #104 Pifall[45147] |
| pc1-1d225.stud.kau.se |
ROFL!!!
i cried reading it!!! Damn good job, both players (?) and BR-writer! |
| #105 neal64[45600] |
| spider-wn011.proxy.aol.com |
| hahahahah i am just sorry for not having the privelage of playing the talented herbal |
| #106 X'Ds~FirE[45663] |
| HSE-Quebec-ppp106454.sympatico.ca |
Pathetic. Montaro, I gave you my name so you can go on tao; I'M not called MONTARO:TAO! on kali.
YAY! |
| #107 Agent BoB[48681] |
| 202.7.162.205 |
Well I know who to watch out for next time I play starcraft
:->
that Herbal Avenger has such Gosu skills that he is scary... |
| #108 [121657] |
| 200-163-063-163-cbace7001.dsl.telebrasilia.net.br |
a man is using (Tplr) .... i wanna to ban him or do him stop... his nick is BoBao(Tplr) .... plz anyone help me and ban him
he is using bw in the channel brood war bra-1 |
| #109 TandL[134699] |
| cache-ntc-ad01.proxy.aol.com |
u guys all fucken suck, i and Boxer can kick all ur old school asses
|
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