| BGH Terrorism at its Finest | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 06/02/99 12:06 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Problem: Broken Images(1), Funny Comments(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 3, Max: 10, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for PhuckinRhetard: 4.3333 |    | 6on1 BGH Terrorism mission
Let me first explain what BGH terrorism is, Since blizzard is not going to do a damn thing about BGH's mass upheaving of corrosion and decay of normal games on bnet, we decided to act, Our names are always anonymous, and we do not have a clan tag. Just beware - If for some reason you get jacked in a BGH game and backstabbed, you have felt our wrath. We will succeed in ruining every game of BGH we join, no matter the diffuculty or prowess of our foes.
We will quit, backstab, lag, and annoy every person we play in BGH, we will destroy all those whom are Pro-Hunters.
The game started like this; Six of us versus 1 computer. I started at the very bottom right corner of the map as terran, My partner in crime was at the very top right corner and was terran as well. He started to make four barracks, as I made only one trying to tech quickly for air. He made a quick force of Marines, Medics, and Tanks. He immedietly started to tank push the cpu to rid of him, thus making our main targets easier to destroy. The top middle Orange protoss player had a very professional strategy, he made 25+ photons cannons in his natural expansion; then proceeded to make twelve stargates. The top left red player, Protoss; he made two photons, two archons, three zealots, and a shield battery. The left middle player was a white terran, he made Nine barracks, and started to pump out marines relentlessly. The bottom middle player was teal protoss, He immediatly made eight photons blocking his main base entrance, he began making 5 stargates and had three gate ways already warped in. My anonymous partner had already battered the CPU player enough to where he would be virtually harmless as he was almost done killing him. I had just finished my 12th Starport and started building Wraiths en masse.
My partner had many siege tanks and marines/medics occupying the middle sector of the map. As he had just killedthe CPU, all the BGH playing pricks started wondering why the Victory screen had not shown up yet. As they contemplated to why this happened and bitching at each other to put on Allied Victory, I sent 37 Wraiths over to my teal friends base which had four carrir already finished, I quickly un-allied, and killed all his carriers, then his nexus and pylons. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" he roared as I finished off all his photon cannons. As my partner was still getting ready for our main attack, My observer caught a glimpse of many marines in a line trailing along to the bottom right of the map. I sent my wraiths back to my main base to Blitz the pitiful incoming attack of his. During all this I was busy being heavily flamed by all four of the non Anti-BGH terrorist, suddenly the drop screen arose, and we ended up dropping the red protoss player, who had nothing anyways because he really fucking sucked. I cloaked my wraiths and gleamed at the panorama of splattered marine corpses.
I sent my unscathed armada of wraiths to counter whites shitty attack on me, I invaded his base quickly, destroyed all towers and his comsat; cloaked and started to reak total immolation upon his base. as this was happening I was quickly alerted by seeing 36 or more scouts on their way from orange's main base going to the bottom right. As soon as they hit the middle of the map my partner un-allied, stimmed 48 marines and blitzed his incoming attack, As he was doing that I was bringing my wraiths over and finished all his scouts off.
I returned to finish off white's annihilated base and began getting all the left over buildings. As this happened my partner sieged all his tanks taking out orange's mass photon cannons. Suddenly, I saw atleast 20 scouts in my base wreaking all hell. I stopped attacking white AGAIN and took heavy losses because he had an observer and I had Forty wraiths vs 20 scouts, But I destroyed his observer and finished his forces off. As I went around the map destroying stray buildings we had missed my partner had done orange in, he quit saying "FUK U ASSHOLES".
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Moral of this storey
-Don't play BGH
-Don't play 6on1s - 7on1s.
-When backstabbing make sure you Backstab FIRST
-Corsairs kill wraiths with absolute ease.
-Have more partners in 6on1 - 7on1 bgh backstabs.
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