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This game is quite fucked up right here...

Introduction:

It was a Sunday morning, or maybe it was Saturday. Uh, no, it was Friday. Hmm...I could have sworn that it was either Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. It was certainly not Wednesday, because then I get my weekly blow jobs. And obviously this kind of prevents me of playing StarCraft. Getting a blow job and thinking of Agent^911, as we all know how he looks like, isn't exactly a turn on, quite the opposite, though some of the critters are quite sexy =/.

(It is possible to click on all images to view the full screenshot. You may also go here for the BR as it initially was written. Also this is my first real BR, so enjoy?)

On with the game:

Oh well, no matter what day it was I (WizZard) logged on b.net and joined a game. After scrolling down 100 pages of BGH super trooper gay maps, I (WizZard) finally found a 2on2TEMPLE thingy. I (WizZard) had absolutely no intention on writing a BR at this stage. So I (WizZard) didn't take many screenshots right away.

The teams where TvB, Me (WizZard, okey, you know who "I" is now right?) and some dude named Inix against Caution and who knows what he was called. I drew the 9:00 and my ally was at 12:00 with who knows what he was called at 6:00 and Caution at 3:00.

Well, anyhow 1 minute into the game, who knows what he was called dropped out. My ally Inix said: "WTF" and left after 15 seconds (or was it 14...?). Well, then I asked Caution; "1on1?" And he said; "Sure". (Cool ehh?)

Well, we had all gone random, I drew Zerg (the worst of all my bad races) and he drew Terran. Him at 3:00 me at 9:00. And of course I have no idea with early Zerg builds so I just used one I've been trying a few times. I went 9/9 drones and spawned a Overlord, then second hatch followed by one pool, an extractor and two sunkens. Then I made lots of stuff, and some more stuff and even some more stuff (Stuff = 3 hydras). I then had scouted his base a few times and saw him having quite many M&M's (yummy!). So I quickly went for lurkers. Upgraded my hatch and researched lurkers, and quickly spawned three lurkers and burrowed them outside my natural. I later spawned some more and burrowed them too, but his M&M's never showed (my favorite lurker pet said: "Grin, grin, why? god why?").

Now I expanded at my natural because I saw he was doing it too. After my ex was up and running I thought to my self: "WizZard, you are gay...", ugg, no not that, I mean this: "Do a hydra drop combined with lurkers and lings.) So I did. I researched the needed upgrades and spawned some extra overlords and packed them up ready to go. I had in total eight overlord packed with upgraded hydras, lurkers and lings. As you can also see on the image I had started an expansion at the upper left island.

The first attack was not a complete success. He had allot of tanks and M&M's lower down at his ramp. So I only managed to kill off some of his units, and a couple of buildings. But those lurkers burrowed strategically did allot of damage.

But young and handsome (*cough) Mr.WizZard did not start crying over his failed attack and started producing units for a new one. It didn't take long before I had another nine Overlords ready to engage again. I hit behind his main once again and this time it was not so heavily defended. I wonder why I said.

Doh! I now I suddenly realized where all his units had gone. How nice I thought. He had around 6+ Dropships filled with gods knows how many angry units tearing my base to pieces. Ups?

After my main was laid in waste the loaded his units up and stormed towards my natural. I had just morphed another three lurkers there and when he arrived with his dropships I followed them and burrowed in my peon line. Thought he saw this so he conducted a brilliant move! Instead of just unloading them right next to my hatchery he went a little outside it, towards the choke point. Guess what was burrowed there (no, you don't get a prize for the right answer)? Oh yeah my very very bad six lurkers (naughty!).

Even though Caution pulled a serious CannonBalls he claimed that he didn't see the lurkers, though he had detection. I can actually believe that, because if you have your screen brightness on low, it can be hard to see the contrasts. Oh well, it was the funniest shit I've seen in a while.