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#1 Ghar[24628]
modem41.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
1st comment!!!!!

#2 </font color="blue">WizZard</font>[24632]
mp-217-241-243.daxnet.no
?! Cheez, that was fast. I just posted like 2 seconds ago?

Huh?

WizZard



#3 PepaG[24634]
adsl-seongbook-210205040209.usr2.hananet.net
Bwhahahah! We hate you! Fuck off! Go to hell! Asshole. Don't post anymore
#4 Fox^1[24636]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
What's with the intro paragraph blowjobs???? O.K. once again information that should not be included in the battle report. However nice graphics, thought the lurker jokes were rather funny. I don't have lot of time either, but you should do BR again.
#5 Sp|nE[24643]
dialup1909-pri.voicenet.com
Bwhahahah! We hate you! Fuck off! Go to hell! Asshole. Don't post anymore
#6 Snowreaver[24644]
206.152.157.250
What Sp|ne said.

If you do, for some reason.. make the text and backgrounds sufficiently different in color that it can be read without highlighting it all. That more or less made this report seriously shitty.

#7 [24651]
1Cust28.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net
$10 bucks say Wiz was on acid when he wrote this... =]
#8 Fox^1[24653]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
I'll see that bet, you can tell the difference between someone who is on acid, or someone who is just born with it. =) (No offense wiz)
#9 [z]RubberDucky[24658]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
dat report sucked
#10 WizZard[24661]
mp-217-228-171.daxnet.no

Mark4: LoL =)

Hmm...It sucked? Heh...Why?


#11 Sync[24686]
209-30-250-23.flash.net
On behalf of all us ppl on acid, YOU are a disgrace! No really, it wasn't bad at all for a 1st BR, don't listen to Mark he's a meanie!
#12 Redcloak[24703]
comp5.dyn217.evansville.in.us.dynastyonline.net
Good stuff Wiz, appreciate the plug :)
#13 kozar[24728]
bdsl133.desm.uswest.net
Great battle report, write more please.
#14 [24739]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
WTF which one of you chobofuckers gave this a 5??????

This report owns you all =[

Someone tries a creative approach to a BR (and does a damn good job of it) and everyone jumps on him =[







#15 TheCabbit[24744]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
I liked it =)
#16 WizZard[24747]
mp-217-242-116.daxnet.no

Thanks Bob =P Appreciate the comment...

NP, Redcloak...I figured to needed some help =P BTW, when can we finish that save game man?

Thnx TheCabbit...

WizZard






#17 Celedor[24751]
203.172.6.111
Good report. Exceptional, really. Black on blue is even more annoying than blue on black (IMHO) so don't try that again. I think Green on red woulda given the same 'funky' atmosphere without screwing your eyes.. but who am I to say that?

Nice writing style. Very entertaining. Pics sucked for some reason.. It was too dark.. Maybe the contrast with the background.. I dunno.

My contribution towards 20.. I definitely want to read more reports by you. I really don't care about pics and design.. They're just there to give you + points.. But I'm perfectly happy with an all-text well-written report.. Which yours could've been.

Enough of my blabbering.





#18 WizZard[24759]
212.125.176.11

Thanx Celedor, but as I said be4 I didn't mean to use black as text color, but white. Also I think your monitor might be turned on slightly dark.

Hmm pics sucked? Well, some of that was real bad quality (smaller size). Tho most of them looks good on my computer =/

Thanx agian man...

WizZard
#19 [24766]
a1-1a052.neo.rr.com
There's a lot of people saying that though WizZard, so I dont think we all have our monitors too dark. Maybe yours is too bright. ;)

That aside, if I can take the fact that I had to highlight it as well to read it comfortably, this was a really good report. You just clean up some of the rough edges and it goes into the 9-10 level.
#20 WizZard[24769]
212.125.176.11

Maybe my monitor is fucked up. Though I also provided an link to the original version where the text is white =/

Thanks for the comment.

WizZard
#21 WizZard[24772]
212.125.176.11

Maybe my monitor is fucked up. Though I also provided an link to the original version where the text is white =/

Thanks for the comment.

WizZard
#22 Limp_Bizkit666[24953]
159-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net
Wizzard, you sneaky BASTARD!!!

i almost missed the warning, and if i have continued reading, i might have had shrinkage of places never ventured...hehee

really, i read it, and it was okay..
i mean, it wasn't GREAT, but it didn't suck like Ducky's.
hehee


well, write another one dude.

that's it..
byeya, and keep it UP!!( i know yours is on wednsdays..hehe)
#23 Old~El~Paso[24966]
1Cust62.tnt4.auburn.wa.da.uu.net
I thought I told you NEVER to mention the wendsday blowjobs !!

Anyways, nice report man. Good funny shit.

-OEP
#24 Laean[24983]
dialup-209.244.74.136.LosAngeles1.Level3.net
Who gave this a 5?! What a crock! This br was GOOD. Write more please.
#25 WizZard[25003]
mp-217-227-201.daxnet.no

OEP: Hahah, ups? thnx

Laean: Thnx man...I kinda thoght a 5 was kinda strange, because I got a 3(not really a BR) on my last BR and that I used 2 minutes on... ^^
#26 Toshiro[58843]
209.87.229.154
Hey WizZ, good BR. I can also vouch for you on wednesdays :0 hehe. But really, good BR, write more and own Mark. What An Ass!! :)

- Your Lover... err I mean
- your friend Toshiro

Ps. please make a good layout for br.com. cough cough it blows cough cough
j/k guys :)



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