"A SC player craves not these things."
-Weremuppet
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| Alas, my small hamster has again devoured a toe. | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 11/23/99 07:11 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 2, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for XR1000: 1.5000 |   | Recently whilst playing a entertaining game of starcraft, I suffered an unfortunate setback as my pet hamster had escaped, and chewed on one of my exposed toes. I should explain that I have no feeling in my lower body, and have been a quadraplegic since 1996. I was able to configure my mouth stick on my chair to play games such as starcraft. I tried to tell my opponent of my woe, but he claimed I "sucked" and that I "deserved to die". I will not give the name of this opponent, but I hope that he finds meaning in his life, and does not turn out to be an empty shell. P.s. I was able to beat him with my patented goliath rush, with the diversion of two of my scvs fighting each other near his main base. This was before i passed out due to blood loss as I had not discovered my missing toe. Go goliaths! If only my form could be placed in such a mechanism. Then the streets would flow red with blood from those who mock my handicap.
XR1000
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flazoo |
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