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#1 JSH (nscs11p5.remote.umass.edu)[19055]
Personally, if you goliath rushed me while trying to divert my attention with two scv's fighting, and then told me you were a quadraplegic and that your hamster was eating a toe, I probably wouldn't believe you and would just think that you were a clueless SC newbie. So I can't really blame your opponent.

But that's just me.

Newbieland IX: The Goliath Rushing Quadraplegic Newbie That Gets Devoured By Hamsters.

Hmm.





#2 John (dhcp-11-3.tulane.edu)[19066]
Please tell me this was just a sick joke.

Dude, you shoulda waited until April 1st to post that.

#3 Pikachu (cache3.ihug.co.nz)[19076]
Please tell me this was just a sick joke.

Dude, you shoulda waited untill April 1st to post that.

#4 ~Talon~ (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[19079]
Please tell me this was just a sick joke.

Dude, you shoulda waited untill April 1st to post that.

#5 NotDefault (cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com)[19085]
Please tell me this was just a sick joke.

Dude, you shoulda waited until April 1st to post that.

#6 Laean (dtkim.reshall.ucsd.edu)[19100]
Please tell me this was just a sick joke.

Dude, you shoulda waited until April 1st to post that.

#7 ccf-22 (hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com)[19123]
that was f*cking sick if you are a quad then keep a damn eye on that stupid hamster and don't ever post a br like that agin f*cking sh*t man
#8 Boyd of ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[19136]
I do not mock anyone with a handicap... Personally...

My mother and grandmother workz for the city and state to help handicap clients. I sometimes do volunteer work and You will be surpirsed alot of people play online games. Good work in the diversion and winning. But I would be pleased to hear you feel better. In the event that this is a "joke" please stop it. If it is real... please do not hold the other guy "responsible" alot of people may think it is a ploy to try and get an easy "win" or just trying to be "funny"


Boyd




#9 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[19149]
I think you meant dragoons. And what Boyd said.
#10 ccf-22 (hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com)[19152]
i hear u guys and i also know some freinds who are handicap but this is realy not funny if it is a joke sorry if i offend
#11 Magic Tiger (dhcp18-8.cable.conwaycorp.net)[19154]
Jeez, man, I know what its like having a hamster run amok during a game of SC, but don't use it as an excuse. I'm sorry if the hamster ate your toe, but its your fault for not wearing shoes.

Also, don't post BS reports like this anymore. It's stupid and you'll just get flamed for your report.

#12 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19165]
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I should really stop finding shit like this so funny.
Although the amazing stupidity of the commenters was funny too.

#13 Limp_Bizkit666 (200-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[19167]
hehe, that report was so funny......

first of all, hamsters eating one's TOE?

wow........

i hope he runs around while you are asleep and eeat your pee-nis...they would be the same size anyways...

hehe, it this really happened, (for there ARE sick people writing BR) i am sorry for your toe...maybe you can..nah

anyways, byeya


#14 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19177]
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I should really stop finding shit like this so funny.
Although the amazing stupidity of the commenters was funny too.
#15 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19178]
lol im a retard
#16 Snowreaver (206.152.157.250)[19185]
Okay.. this was no doubt the product of a sick mind. Socially unacceptable, inconsiderate to those in a handicap physical state, mean, etc. But I couldn't stop frop closing my office door and laughing my ass off.
#17 Macdonough (dial210-32.star-telegram.com)[19188]
WHAT is the world coming too?
a perfect 10 out of pity, -20 out of lameness
hahaha

P.S. stop feeding your hamster steriods (unless your pet is actually a wolverine named "hamster") = )
#18 Limp^bizkit (spider-wd014.proxy.aol.com)[19193]
hehe this was funny,wtf was up with the comments,4 people posted the same thing,hehe
#19 XR1000 (FLNTB512-15.splitrock.net)[19241]
Well, the hamster didn't actually eat my toe, but I have found him nibbling on them sometimes. He probably thinks they are peanuts or something. Yes, many handicapped play starcraft, we try to get a league going. Most of us aren't going to threaten any ladder ranks. Not yet.
#20 [5th]Krebster (spider-we043.proxy.aol.com)[19289]
hehe this was funny,wtf was up with the comments,4 people posted the same thing,hehe
#21 headlight42 (loneranger.airswitch.com)[19580]
That was seriously weird. The closest thing to losing a toe to a hamster is losing a single drop of blood...then the hamster was conveniently smashed by a falling dictionary. Purely accident. Out of curiousity, don't you ever just look down to see your carpet turning red? Ah well, thanx for the br, it will keep me looking down, at least. Stupid hamster....
#22 GLOOP (sdn-ar-002nynyorP283.dialsprint.net)[20087]
gloop?
#23 florp (sdn-ar-002nynyorP283.dialsprint.net)[20088]
florp
#24 Starookie[66145]
edtn009848.hs.telusplanet.net
GLOOFY FORP.



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