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| ANOTHER LOSE!!!!!!! | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 09/24/99 11:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 2, Min: 1
Lifetime Rating for Ssuucckkiitt: 1.5000 |   | uhm, i sux alot.
since i sux alot, i joined a UMS game called
"2on2". because the title was so eyecatching, i joined...
in the top corner was vr8w i think...on the second slot vr9w.
me, and GreveTemp or some wierd unpronouncable name...
well, the map was called DIE DIE DIE or something..
(very sorry for unclear memory i have...i have damaged my hippocampus at an early age.....NOT :) )
it was where the map divided into two parts by a river with one bridge conneecting it....
i was at the bottom right, GreveTemp or somehthing on the bottom right...
vr8w, and vr9w were on the top right and left respectably....
the map started with 2 SCVs, a probe, and a drone..with canons and Missile Turrets ALL OVER THE RIVER..... amazingly, i have noticed my minerals were going up to *gasp* 9999999999
ahhhh....MY COMP IS UNDER A SPELL!!!!! i try to break my comp then but a sudden jolt in my brain stopped all actions other than to play this game.... 8*(
guess whats more cooler? all buildings and units were being creeated at the speed of my comprehension....( which means only god knows how fast that was ...hehe)
well, wasn't this game wonderful? unlimited cash and gas, three units, alotta space, and a buddy....wow....it's BGH times BGH times OPERATION CWAL times (show me the money)^999
and that is crazy.....
since i love the zergs, i saved them for the last, and started with the powerful protoss....
i quickly warped in a nexus, then pylons in a row of 14...
i set up all my tech units on the bottom, gateway, core, forge, cintadel, archives, then about 6 starports on top of the plyons....
i then put fleet becon on the bottom and started to pump out carriers faster then you guys give [i]prozerran a rating of a 1.0...hehee
i quickly needed more plyons, so i put more on the top of the starports, going a few over 200...
i then made a hatchery right in the middle of our base.....
since i was so into making my units first, i didn't realize my "freind" was going for terrans first....he complained that my gay colored creep was keeping him from fully utilizing the space.....what a whiner! well, i made one overlord, and two drones...then i asked the well trained carrier to kill that nasty looking-larvae spraying structure....he(?) complied and all left was a pile of blood and dying creep.....
i went back to my build with the cool terrans...
since i had two scvs, i let one make a cc, another one a supply.. even before the second one started to build, the cc was finished..damn, too fast...
i let three more svc come out of the closet and make suppliees...
with only two svcs, i hade almost filled the 200 limit while making a barrack, academy, a factory, and enginnering bay with the other two....oh, DEON, i think that was his name, volunteered to search for his sexuality so he(?) bravely went north to see where it went....he quickly saw three enlongated objects spraying white stuff all over him...Deon, then let out a scream as he weren't able to find out who he was....at least i founs out the enemy had carrieers.....
my "buddy" at this point, were making two dozen corsairs and harrassing the opponents with D-web, few psi-storms, and a archon......they were very effective and killed ALOT of carriers and mutas....MUTAS!! damn,
i quickly made 6 starports spaced out, then conrol tower on all of them.... this point, physics lab was being added on to the freeshly built Science Facility.....
battlecruisers were coming out to serve me faster than Angels giving up 3 runs....
i again, ran the supply and had full supply of carrieers and battlecruisers.....wow
i went to upgrade my units when i saw, THEY WERE ALREADY UPGRADED!!!! damn! how easy does this have to be?
i lifed all my buildings except sci.fac. and the starports....
then finally my drons went to work......
my partner had at this point, 10 carriers and 5 battlecruisrs but wasted alotta time micromanaging to harrase the vrXw brothers....
i morphed the hatcheries, then three drones, three more hatcheries, three more dronees, three more hatcheries, three more dronees, three more hatcheries, three more dronees, a spawning pool, hydra den, upgrade my 12 hat to lairs, and a spire...
i morphed 12 drones, then morphed each to a evo chamber, some more hatcheries, a queen's neest, few spores for room, upgrade to hives, ultra cavern, and a defileer mound...the rest of the dronees i leet them have a spore spitting contest on each other, and they quiclky melte to death....hehee
i, as Ssuucckkeedd by Kerrigan, queen of the universe, needed some support on the control...so i let 30 of my dronees to become overlords.....they complied like a good dog, and my support was now over 200.....
i moved those stinkng ass flying ball of gas away and made a group of untras....but gues what, my dumb ass buddy set up a canon field and my ultra's couldn't get through..
i yamatoed each ultras twice, and went back to my business....while Kerrigan was once again ssuucckkiinnggmmee, i made a greater spire, 100 mutas, then evolved 40 to dev, and 60 to guardians...
598/600
damn, that was a lot of units, all the strongest unit of each race......i knew i weren't going to be beat so i attackeed.......
can you imagine the screen as 25 battlecruisers, 25 carriers, 60 guardians, and 40 devourers running into yer base is like?
that was a sight to see.....because i don't know how to insert my pretty pictures in here, i didn't bother taking a screen shot...i should have tho :(
the vrXw brothers were weird....all they had were about 30 devourers, sv's , and LOTS of d.a....they started to mind control my units but 8432508971050705 damage each second was just too much....while i killed the other two people, guess what my "partner" was doing, making nukes...about 10 of them....nuke the hell out of the base killing almost everything in sight.....wow......
he had about 40 hydras but that was it....few coursairs, d.ts, and templars with archons....
after i killed the weird mind-controlling freakes, i waited for "YOU ARE VICTORIOUS" sign, but all i heard was multiple "Nuclear Lauch Detected" and a green "hehe" on the screen....
flashes of red colored my minimap as hie missile turrets were attacking my units...damn....
all my protoss buildings were gone, including the nexus....carriers go byebye :(
i un allied, then let my flyers do the job...then came the same ghosts that nuked the freak in my base, then LOCKS DOWN HALF OF MY SHIPS!!!! Arrrrggggg, i, from about 15 hatcheries, morphed zerglings....i had about 50 which killed all the hydras, since they were trapped between small spaces and zerglings had thee access....as my flyers whitheered away to lockdown and psi-storm, i made about a dozen ultras.....they kill units FAST.....despite the fast making speed, he neglected to make more, and my swarm quiclky overwhelmed him.....
on the other hand, all my terran builings were burning up!..those lousy D.T....my only choice was to make SV but i said, what da hell, my ultras are faster.....they wern't, and needed guardian support as alotta battlecruisers, ultras, 2 carrieers, and zerglings ransacked his base...
i let him think about this game by leaving with" HAHAHHAHAHA"
"thats what you get weak ass loser"
"hahahahaha"
lessons learned:
alot of UMS games out there sucks.....
infinite cash and no build time can bring carrieers out in a minute....
i have more envy for protoss since it can make this game come true......(D.A)
10 nukes KILL...
lessons i knew:
i sux more....
i still don't know how to put graphics in here....
my ratings gonna suck....
a bangalaas can smell fear then pee on you....
i am really sorry for the ones who rate ALL battlereports since you guys have to read all my crap...im so sorry..but please bare with me, i have to live with me.. :)
suggestions for quotes under the banner:
"When Bangalaas attack:4 The Banner Alert"
"IF you have a Battle.net rating of 1000+, you are required by the law to click this."
"If you think Ssuucckkiitt really ssuucckkss, please click here"
"to buy Deon a sexuallity"
"I had to divorce when my wife thought i had a girlfriend, since i was screaming "GET ME CHARON! I NEED CHARON""
well, that was fun....my first BR....
I LOVE THIS SITE!!!!!!! I HAVE READ ABOUT HALF THE REPORTS IN HERE AND IT JUST ROCK!!!!!!!
please comment.....i need comments so i can think i have freinds..
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