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#1 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11366]
*sob*...............*sob*..........i suck and stinky, i have to write myself to feel loved....

*sob*

#2 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11367]
This reports sucks worse then mine. And mine suck hard.
#3 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11370]
I sux a lot more than you...
i sux so much, i have to use NETZERO!!!!!!

i bet you i can suck moore than you do?

your reports are pretty good tho....(referring to Ducky)

see, i still sux the MOST!!!!

at least im better at something....sucking more than the others








#4 u sux (spider-tp051.proxy.aol.com)[11371]
that game prolly didnt happen
#5 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11373]
it was a UMS!!!!!!
IT STARTED WITH THEM!!!!!
DUMB ASS!!!!!
DO I HAVE TO FEED YOU!!!!!!
DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU EVERYTHING TO THAT SMALL PEE BRAIN!!!!



#6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11374]
No, that map is out there, I've played it. I usually tend to go for just 20 bc, alot of medics and marines, carriers with like 50 shield batteries, and ultralisks and scourge
#7 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11375]
Aol < Netzero
#8 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11377]
netzero is the leeading cause of disconnects on battle.net today..

so we have found a new way to surf!

9 out of 10 battle.net players confirmed that ANYTHING is better than NetZero with that annoying banner and 30 minute automatic disconnect....

i have a stinking ass record of 14-2-7.....disconnect occurred SO MUCH....i hate it so much i only play in UMS nowadays....





#9 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11378]
I used to have a record of 1-09999342490253458904858902345489035234502934850258203485385230485720485230-1234234891364817923461934736476769543

Or so it seemed. /stats therubberducky
I'm now [z]RubberDucky hehe


#10 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11379]
wow.....that's cool
i should change my name to [iloveto]Ssuucckkiitt


you know what's the most pathetic thing?

when you have replied yourself for MORE THAN 50% of your damn comments

:(



#11 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11380]
Shit, sorry for messing up the alignment =[ I suck. So do my br''s.
#12 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11382]
I SUCK MORE THAN THE DUCKY!!!!!
and when i get better, i will then SUCK MORE THAN THE DUCKY!!!!!

YEAH!!!
YEAH!!!!!!

I SUCK AND MY BR SUCKS THE MOST!!!!!

anyone please play me so i can write more stupid BRs like this and improve to the level of
[i]prozerran's infamous 1.0 ratings..

i only got a 2.0!!

:(
#13 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[11384]
This report deserves maybe a 3.0. 3.0 sounds fair... so does 2.0 but then again I'd just feel bad giving you a 2.0 :( only people like iprozerran and h-h deserve 1.0's and 2.0's :)
#14 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11385]
wow, a 3.0...that is SO COOL!!!

watch out YRM and MARK4
I HAVE RECIEVED A 3.0 from a commenter!!!!!!

in no time ill be getting 3.5's and be at yer level!!

Muahahahahah!
Im the SUCKY of the World!!!

i sux so much, i look up to [i]prozerran....

just lying, man

#15 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11387]
GIVE ME AN S
GIVE ME A U
GIVE ME A C
GIVE ME A K
GIVE ME AN S

what does that spell? my god freaking BR SUCKS!!!

damn, nobody likes me..... :(
#16 Ssuucckkiitt (29-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11388]
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Holy Anarky's Not even a BR but a FACT SHEET recieved same score as me! (so far) damn, i gueess my report sux..
i have put as much effort as RubberDucky does, about 23 hours or so........

damn, i lost both armes so i have to use my tongue to type..

don't hate me cause i have drool all over my keyboard....

this was my work of art, a work of 23 hours of suffering, getting stiffy on yer tongue, and even spraining it once...

the thought is killing me..
bye
#17 Slicer (ip200.portland11.or.pub-ip.psi.net)[11390]
Suckit, you are either very young, very stupid, or both. I think I'll take a wild guess and bet you're rich, too. Give me $20 and I'll tell you how to make people give you $20.
#18 Mr. Merf (dial-up230.twistedpair.net)[11399]
Good Lord...
#19 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11404]
I rarely spend more than 3 hours on a br. They just come so naturally. They're just too mediocre. I need to improve them greatly. And I don't have time to do that except today, tommorow and after next weekend. Cool huh?
#20 [5th]Krebster (spider-to042.proxy.aol.com)[11411]
slicer i'll give u $30 to tell me
#21 -=Judicator=- (cx237983-a.msnv1.occa.home.com)[11420]
lol Slicer
#22 czar16 (max8-51.flint.corecomm.net)[11432]
Why did you waste your time on this report? Gay gay gay. Dont play UMS...that map sounds just pathetic. Newbie fare. Im glad you lost it to a backstab LoL
#23 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[11448]
WTF, this report really isn't that bad!

especially compared to my crap battlereports that i somehow get 5's on.

werd.
#24 Bob the Newt (242835hfc225.tampabay.rr.com)[11469]
I hope this doesnt mess up teh alignment on the comment page for this fine BR MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
#25 TheTeckMan (user-2ivecfe.dialup.mindspring.com)[11491]
I liked this report........I give it a 4
#26 anal-banana (ns2.bridge.com)[11510]
What is UMF?
This game would have had potential if the report had been coherent...
#27 anal-banana (ns2.bridge.com)[11511]
I mean UMS. What is UMS? Is this a map where you start out with all 3 races or something?
#28 Ssuucckkiitt (98-pool2.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[11514]
UMS is User Map Setting.....

and I DID NOT LOSE TO A BACKSTABBER!!!!

IF YOU READ MY CRAPPY BR, MAYBE THE TITLE WAS A MISNOMER SINCE A LOT OF PEOPLE WANT TO SEE ME LOSE!!!!!

I WON DAMN IT!

AND I DESERVED IT!!!!

ALSO I DESERVED A 1.5 ON MY BR!!!!
hahahaha

A FREAKING fact sheet RECIEVES A BETTER RATING....GOD....

WELL, THIS JUST PROVES HOW SUCKY I AM.......

bye
#29 Thundercracker (241.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[11541]
I am confused why you are so happy that you suck. I mean I think the first line of the report said it all. come to think of it why I am I commenting on this POS BR? I mean honestly this is supposed to be a strategy/entertaining sounding board and you did a br on a game that was neither....my head hurts I am going to sleep

#30 [5th]Krebster (216.20.43.13)[11552]
that comment made my head hurt
#31 Thundercracker (170.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[11659]
cmere jerky I'll show ya head pain : P
#32 Dagomar (gateway.ncdsb.com)[13508]
I feel sorry for you. Here, I'll be nice.

I give it a 0.01. That's as good as it gets for you.
#33 Limp_BIzkit666[49880]
204.140.185.225
hehehe

this is actually my report..

this is one of my first reports, but other were deleted for no reason...

oh well..

can't belive dag gave me a 0.01.. hehe

byeya

p.s-hehe, from 1.5 to 8's... see how i turned out?? =]



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