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| A Very Funny 2on2.... | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 09/19/99 05:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 6, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for DarkHawke: 5.2000 |   | Hello, this was a 2on2 of
-=DarkHawke=-
CanviourFun
[z]RubberDucky
TheTeckman
Ok, after finally getting a 2on2, and in the mood for more Heartcutting HMT I selected terran and of we went.
Ducky: Toss Bottom right.
Teckman : terran top left.
Me : Terran bottom left.
Canviour : toss top right.
I make a depot and a barracks clogging my ramp. Duckys DUMB probe cant get in cuz of my placement, and dances around till death from 3 marines.
I put down 2 factorys, float my rax so guys can move, and start pumping vultures with speed and mines.
I got 6, I mine my choke, mine his (Ducky)'s ramp, and his natural when Canviour helps me and sends down some zlots and we charge up ramp.
After a few skirmishes, a little dumb vulture runs into 4! cannons by his nexus. Hrmm. I lay down 6 mines, draw 8 zealots into them, and they all die + my 2 vultures and 3 marines
DUCKY: HAHAHAHA MINES DO SPLASH SO ALL YOUR GUYS DEAD HAHA.
Me : ummm, I lost 2 vultures and you lost 6-8 zlots
*no comment :) *
He holds.
I research tank mode, make 10 marines and 10 tanks, AND I WANT GOON SOUP
GOON SOUP GOON SOUP ROLY POLY GOON SOUP
GOON SOUP GOON SOUP EAT IT UP YUM!
*tune to roly poly fish heads*
I GOT 5 IMAGES AND I NOW KNOW HOW TO CROP THEM!!! MWHAHAHA THE POSSIBILITES:) IT ROCKS.
Ducky being a better micromanager than zileas, keeps on moving them back and forth his ramp, running into marines and going next to them... finally he attacks and kills 2 marines. I got 10 dragoons... hahahahahahah :)
I lay more smackdown, brown comes with 20 marines and medics but mines dont like marines so they died, and Ducky saying GG
I LIKE FFAS
DIFFERENT TEAMS
and stuff: ) my partner smacks down brown with dragoons and zeals :)
This game rocked, TOO funny.
GG
Lessons learned:
not a br, let people know how ducky sucks
2) I know how to clog ramps.
3) Press print screen alot when playing ducky.
4) Tank push rocks.
5) 4 cannons next to nexus works wonders against 12 tanks.
6) During battle, I made 5 command centres and expanded map :D
7) my pics from now on will ROCK
Here they are : | | Battle Shots! | 
DANCE DUCKY DANCE!! MORE MICRO PLEASE!!!!
laying the smacdown on ducky.
laying the smackdown ducky(more)
laying the smackdown ducky(more again)
laying the smackdown ducky More:)
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