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#1 [5th]Garett (spider-wo083.proxy.aol.com)[10633]
I am better than u because i had to post my report 5 times to get it to work and u only had to post once.Wow thats ownage :)
#2 -=DarkHawke=- (stj1236.nf.sympatico.ca)[10634]
In the first pic, I erased a bit by accident, but I got the original pic and it is 12 dragoons dead, ( I counted goon soup)
I dont care about rating.
I care about what makes me laugh :D

#3 HHEHEHE (stj1236.nf.sympatico.ca)[10635]
HEHEHEH ok your better :)
#4 HHEHEHE (stj1236.nf.sympatico.ca)[10636]
HEHEHEH ok your better :)
#5 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[10637]
Wasn't this supposed to be a 2v2?
Hmm..Maybe I missed something. It was cool how ducky got owned though.
#6 DFA (spider-wk072.proxy.aol.com)[10638]
Was this a 1vDucky? Couldn't find the humor in this one....nope...none at all. BTW was this a 1st BR?
#7 TheTeckMan (user-2ivec2v.dialup.mindspring.com)[10642]
Okay first of all I sucked more and you forgot to add my feeble attempts to help my partner which didn't work cause I slacked on production. And Ducky rules go to hell you sucked to! heh heh ;)
-TheTeckMan


#8 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10659]
You completely butchered everything I said. You had atleasy 6 vultures and severalmarines lost to my 8 zealots at that initial rush. I never had more than 9 dragoons. You made me sound like a complete idiot.
That last stuff at the bottom, I asked if anyone wanted to play ffa, or maybe rematch. I don't think I said different teams.
Next time, don't make me sound like a complete idiot. I would've won if I had invulnerable units, (I know, only <i>ZERG</i> units should be invulnerable...but whay u gonna do??)

Time for winnuke

(BTW, my probe wasn't killed by 3 marines, one of your allies probes came over there for some odd reason, and killed it. Today I'm 1-3-1. I played way too much today =[)





#9 Blank (132.hartford-03-04rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[10666]
Yeah, this report sounded like a 1on1, with 2 other guys doing random stuff=]

Blank



#10 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10697]
I think my should have turtled up and made tanks. In my base. Not that Teckman played pooorly, he just played slow. I hoped to rush them before they rushed us, but it didn't work
#11 -=DarkHawke=- (stj230.nf.sympatico.ca)[10702]
It was a 2on2.
My partner rocked teckman
YOU HAD 12 DRAGOONS I COUNTED GOON SPLATTER
HAHAH U SUCK:)


#12 -TheBlackSoul- (spider-tj033.proxy.aol.com)[10713]
Am I the only one who noticed all the mini-maps are upside down?
#13 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[10714]
Umm... Where was the humour?


25 carriers, now <i>that</i> was funny.


<FONT "+2">Go DUCKY!</font>





#14 SuperGeneral (cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com)[10715]
1. I counted 9 goons dead...

2. and no, the minimaps were not upside down. Go back to LEGO island

#15 Fatboy (1Cust126.tnt3.sfo2.da.uu.net)[10775]
I think this was a pretty dumb BR. Personally, im on ducky's side. Don't go around saying that other people suck. It makes you sound like a ignorant fag.
#16 Thundercracker (82.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[10838]
Once again I am forced to expound upon the total lack of forethought that went into this report. Not only was this report rather dull and uninspired, it was not in anyway that I can see humorus. Maybe if it had a bit of implied sexual activity ala Phukin Rhetard or Heartcutter I might be able to find a guffaw or chortel somewhere in my being..dragoons being ahniliated by siege tanks albeit a sound strategy is not condusive to eliciting any type of humorus response. Now if you would have put a bit in there about the forbidden romance between a dragoon and a goliath and the jealous High Templar that would have been funny...this was just uninspired drivel..Sin the pool of o in essence I am saying that if I were the life guard of life as we know it I would say "YOU! out of the gene pool!!"

Toodles: )

#17 Thundercracker (82.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[10841]
Sin the pool of o?...where in the name of the queen did that come from ??? I didnt type anything of the sort. where di that nonsense come from?...oh bugger all i shall have to machinegun my computer to bits now it has abviously become the tool of the devil

: )
#18 I want Goon soop (gateway.ncdsb.com)[13510]
I wanna MAKE GOOD SOOP JUST GOON SOOP GOON SOOP YES OH SHOULDA SAID YA OH THATW AS GO ON SOEP GOON SOOP GOON SOOP OUT A' YOO!

Your report in a paragraph

- Dagomar



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