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| Ice Owns For Realz | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 09/05/99 01:09 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 5, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Whoop: 6.9130 |  | Oh yes he does!
We are having a normal lag free night and I'm losing game after game thinking how I wish my good pal would log on. I order a pizza and the delivery guy sees my SC. He says oh yeah SC rocks. Oh yeah it does i say. You play? I ask. No he says .. I used to but my friend works for Blizzard so I dont have any time for SC cos Im a Diablo II beta tester,,,,DOH
So i grab my pizza and slam the door cos I don't like people who have things I want and sit down. WHO do i see? ICE!
WHEEEEE
So we play a couple games and finding no people on are forced to play some pubbies. For those of you who dont know the public REALLY sucks. Playing the public is like taking your time and flushing it down the toliet never to be seen again. However, if you JOIN other peoples games you can find decent opponents. Not great but about the lever of most nohunters people. In other words...you can easily crush them with normal tactics but can use gay tactics and win.
Anyways we join a 3v3 EXPERTS ONLY game. We win this one using normal tactics in about 20 minutes with mass lings early and then Ice goes hydra and I go muts. Our partner didnt do so much but at least he was an expert right?
The funny thing was although I felt like I was kickin butt, yet Ice somehow DOMINATED me statistically. They asked for rematch.
Game 2 we had a more powerful combo of 2 toss and 1 terran. As the terran I directed a STRONG tripple on 1 killing him instantly and his 2 partners were right behind. Total game time about 10 minutes. Somehow in the short time we played ICE DOMINATED statically again. Weird
Game 3 saw them selecting thier races and generally trying much harder to win. It was a grueling battle but again ICE dominated. Thus far we were using normal tactics which are time proven and generally a bit boring.
Game 4 I guess we thot to do other stuff would be fun. Since I drew terran the game was mostly a blur for me. So much damn stuff to do as terran and so little time. Since Ice decided to use his ultra gay build and I was far away their tripple on our partner caused his demise. However I countered the toss with about 20 rines 4 bats and 4 meds. Ripping through his zeals and cannons it was now a 2v2. Here is where it gets weird. I expand twice and we head off to the zergie with a large number or rines and mixed lings plus ice has 4 lurkers and he brings them. I think great we're going to contain zerg while we power up. Then I get attacked by the toss who is left and am retreat my rines to help defend home. Next thing I know ice's lurkers are TEARING down the enemy zerg base? I know the zerg had at least 2 sunkens and hydra. Im like WTF? THen A LARGE pack of muta fly over head and upon seeing the muts the toss player who is left calls gg and leaves. OMG where did them muts come from? I think there were 12? Maybe only 9 but still.... Anyways I have 2 expo's and pumped the scvs and Ice eeked out a slight resource advantage.....SHEESH
LEssons learned
Dont play with Ice unless yuou're on his team.
There may be a functioning mineral hack...I think Ice has it.
Dont let the pizza guy get you down cos he is a beta tester.
One way to get points that Ice likes to use is when an enemy leaves he will send a couple troops in to raze the base getting extra free points. Make sure u kill his units if he trys this cheap tactic on u.
Ohhh as a last note you shoulda seen the guys we beat hanging on Ice's nut sack. They were jockin him somethin fierce. They want him to play thier clan leader cos they want ice to own him. Hee hee
ICE = OWNAGE |
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