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| Why being owned isnt funny >:( | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/30/99 08:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for Solidus': |  | MAp:Greener Pastures
Players:Solidus'(toss)& ?(toss) vs.Lorak`(zerg) & Col. Mustard(random)
Executive producer:Solidus'
Director:Solidus'
Person writing at 11:05pm because hes a fooking pshyco who cant type:Solidus' :P
well it started easy enough as i began my speedy building
i was lulled into a false sense of security when blame i was killed because i left to go get a drink the end:P
YEA RIGHHT!!!
we had a rematch and everything was the same i started my building and all that bs and me and ? built expansion when out of no where i see Lorak`:Hey smith u have 30 secs to stop a ultra drop.This scared the holy hell out of me and i started build photons on the side of my base to stop it and making ur basic zeals when he said times up and dropped em
there had to be 15 or less of them they proceeded to trash my main base being beatn like a red headed step child i became hopless when suddenly i heard entaro adun from the heavens and there were zealots fresh from training i managed to lower his health before he wandered to close to my cannons and blame 15 gone i survied but not unscathed but then things turned for the worse his ally dropped 2 reavers to destroy my base wisely i desided to build some stuff in my allys base
THE SLAUGHTER
well i was ok for awhile until the almighty God enlightend Lorak` and b 4 long i was under attack by more ultras
that procceeded to desimate my base my ally was too busy and would only make him lose so i told him no leave me be and not send a garrison so there goes my expansion but i still had hope as i was in my allies expansion with a nexus a citidal and some photons and a templar archive well my partenr mega turtled and blocked off the entrance to the ex by building multitudes of photons i warned him to cover the ass of his base up but he didnt listen and when he did it was too little too late the silent killer col mustard came in with his reavers and stuff and trased the base from the inside i was dieing as well when suddenly he tried to send reinfocements from his main that were cut off by loraks nicely place ultras so with out hope they proceed to trash the back of base and then and then *sniff* i im sorry its my problem i ll brb i need more prozak...........................................................................................
ok i m better anyway they....whoa... whoops wrong stuff
ok ok they killed off the expansion and were probly gonna get my well hidden pylon that was left when my partener said i surrender and quit with HIS FOOKING MAIN STILL INTACT
i then desided forget this and gave them the win
LESSONS Learned:
being owned isnt so bad but still aint funny
quit vsing lorak he beating me a total of 10 times i havent beat him once >:(
luckly most were via modem
turtle like a bitch and u shall be safe that is if u have a soldir d to
be loraks ally rather then enemy :P
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