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why newbies suck
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Author:Repulse
IP:XXXX
Date: 07/29/99 05:07
Game Type: Starcraft
Labels:Starcraft(1), Problem: Spam(1), Text Only(1), Funny Comments(1)
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I was playing a 3on2 game and one of my allies challenged me to a game afterwards, i accepted the challenge and we set a time, later today. we met and he picked the map as Brushfire, he had modofied it to have more minerals and gas, at this point i had a good feeling cause all ppl that i have seen using mucho money maps are newbies, my confidence rose even more when he allied with me (1on1 game remember :) when i had a pylon and gettin my 1st gateway he started making a pylon, all the time i could see all that he was doing cause of allied vision, :), anywho i got about 13 zels and he had 3 zels and about 8 cannons in front of his base so i naturally got a few shuttles and put 8 zels in his peon line for a party :) they faced no opposition cause i attacked his front line with some zels and a goon to distract him, at this time he was wondering why his stuff wasnt attacking me:) i let him know that he was allied with me, and he started cussing at me and saying it was "crap" :) i was cracking up LOL, he then challenged me to a rematch and i accepted, but then he left and went off-line

The moral of this story is that newbies suck, end of story

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