"Oh, you need to have 1800+ ladder, and two penises. Mmmm, balls are optional."
- WaxAngel, on what's neccesary to be a battlereporter.
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| 3 games for the price of one! (how bout that!) | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/27/99 12:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Text Only(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for TheRubberDucky: 6.8316 |   | I was wanting to try out my new image capturing program, so I wanted to watch a game, Pissed_Slurgi and 0oo0_@@_0oo0 ( it think thats his name) decided to play, and me, with 3 other observers, Entrnci, lag~monster, and I belive the last one was blank but I'm not sure all logged into his game and filled all 6 slots on the PGL Lost Temple.
The first 2 games weren't really good, and the last one was really, really cool to watch, so I'll go into more detail on that one, but you really need to hear about the first two games.
Oh, BTW, the reason that there are no pix is, even though I have more than 4000 screen shots of all 3 games combined, only 1 ONE turned out because I set the stupid program did something wrong (user error?)
Game 1!
Lost Temple
Pissed_Slurg tried to turbo expand then tech to muties, while @@ apeared to being doing a quick 3-4 zeal rush followed by more zealots to counter the muties (MOOOTIES from now on thanx to omni or whoever lag~monster is =] )
When @@ had found the creep infested town with a disgusting organ growing right outside the hive cluster he moved his zealots down there and very easily annhilated the weak, undefended hatchery, which pissed did not for some sick twisted moronic reason realize was being attacked and send a few lings to kill the threat! 10 would've easily destroyed the force if managed right ( Pissed_Slurg's micro-management SUCKED in these 3 games, I suck at sc altogether and I think his mm sux, but the rest of his game is pretty good.) In the mineral line's of both players @@ had about 2-3 times more probes than pissed_slurg had drones.
@@ continuly harrased pissed_slurg, even though pissed got moooooties to get rid of the zealots, I honestly KNOW I would've have expanded to the bottom island and switched to cracklings, because it was painfully obvious that @@ was switching to either goons or sairs, either way, the lings would have won pissed the game, if something else had not happened.
Waiting For Players
[color] Pissed_Slurgi
0:00
Drop Players
We were forced to drop him, and we left really upset, me not planning on writing a battlereport after all. After this upsetting game they once AGAIN chose to play eachother, same races, same spots on the same map. This time only me and Entranci watched. This was easily the stupidest game I've watched since my 25 carrier massing game.
All thats to say was pissed went muties again, and @@ beat him down, even though pissed kept harrassing his exspansion. When pissed's main was destroyed, he had a hatch morphing, and was ONCE AGAIN disconnected. (sad huh?)
Back in the room I told Pissed to restart his computer and play again. I had to leave in about a hour, but nothing was more important right now that @@ whooping Pissed's butt (which never happened really) Damn.. I just gave away the story, hafta delete \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
Map The Lost Temple
Pissed_Slurgi, Terran 12 position
@@, zerg, bottom position.
I hope I didn't mess up these games, they we're all so similar.
I was gone for the first 2 minutes do to trying to print out something for my meeting (which my dad insisted be done IMMEDIATELY) so it lagged momentarily, and I had 2 printouts of nude women on my floor.
From what I comprehend Pissed went with a early rax-depot-rax-gas-academy-depot (I don't think he ever stopped making depots, good for you pissed!) Zerg went with a quick exspansion followed by a pool (I think) and then gas, and a den, then a bunch of marines, and a pair of well placed sunkens, but not vs terran. Better vs protoss zealots. Thankfully this person was not mutie rushing, instead, he was LURKER rushing. Thats right boys and girls, doing the wierdest lurker rush ever. He placed his lurkers down on the low ground, and also WHILE pissed was attacking with a sizable force of marines and medics. He was able to hold off the attack, and sent 5 lurkers up to the terran choke, and they died to marine fire and a pair of unsieged tanks.
@@ built no more lurkers, and didn't fully mine his exspansion, and even when he KNEW his opponent could whoop him with tanks marines and medics, he didn't make a single queen or even a NEST for that matter. A few ensnares and broodlings, and terran would be easily toast. When terran came down with 10 tanks, about 20marines and atleast 10 medics I knew, and so did zerg, that @@ had been beaten, after being cheated of two hard earned wins ( on accident pissed said, and I believe him, local ISP = BADBABDBADBABDABDBDADBADBADBADB) To only get a loss! I was planning on not writing a BR on ANY of them, but decided to when I remembered the game blank owned me so much on that I won't go into detail, cuz he writes mucho better than me.
This report should suck, because I don't think I tried hard enoguh, and was relying to much on the HyperSnap to give me good pix. Oh well, it was fun, sortof.
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