"Bah! Me and YRM would kill AQD3 and this ?? joker =]."
-Mark4
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| You've inspired me Etarenicni | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/26/99 08:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for T_Mac: 5.3636 |  | Well, this is my first battle report, and im not doing a first draft or nothing so please bear with me. After reading Etarenicni's br about killing the compstompers, I had to try it for myself. So I created a new name, joined a 7on1 comp stomp, and I was on my way.............
Unfortunately, since only 6 of us were man enough to face the powerful computer, i only had 5 "allies" to kill. The computer drew zerg and my allies were comprised of 3 toss, and 2 zerg swarms. Using the UNSTOPPABLE zergling rush, my INVINCIBLE zerg ally ANNIHILATED computer. Grieving for my fallen ally (who luckily killed one of the comp stomping bastards), I quickly began production of zealots from 4 gateways. Now that might not seem like much for bgh, but i was lazy:)
So, I began accusing other people of not marking allied victory, until someone asked "Why are you still building teal?"
Seeing a chance to throw the suspiscion on someone else, I quickly said "Teal's a backstabber!"
DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Using my usual genius, I had thought that the PURPLE zerg was who they were talking about (Im so embarrased).
Well, thanks to my blunder, i suddenly had 5 (oops, 4) angry commanders ready to slaughter me with 12 zerglings, 3 zlots, and an assortment of peons. Unfortunately, i had lost the advantage of surprise, but i still had an edge! I had 24 speed upgraded zealots, with more building! Using my superb tactical knowledge, I used attack move towards my nearest ally. Lesser players would have used the "NORMAL" move command, but those players were doomed.............
Using their speed, I quickly laid waste to 3 of my allies, with the loss of 2 zealots. I moved to my last victim, facing the power of about 5 sunken colonies, and numerous curse words. But wait..............
GASP!
This one was slyer than the others, and had built a spire! My zealots watched helplessy as they took small amounts of damage while destroying the zerg hive. Alas, this crafty opponent lost his buildings before he could finish killing my bloodthirsty army. So, standing victorious over my vanquished foes, whoa shit, its 12, time for ahscars tourny.
Anyways, please dont give me a hard time, its my first report, and sorry, no pics. Though i will give you some quotes from the tourny......
"Your mother this, your mother that."
"If we played a 1on1, I woulda crushed you."
(Note that it was a 5on1 :(
"GG"
(I hate that!)
"You're pathetic cause i'll earn more money in a month than you'll earn in a year!"
( huh?)
Man, smurfing is fun. I gotta do that again sometime! :)
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