The cerebrate ducky had been
extremely annoyed with the past loss of  his brood to the terran commander
GhOsT~LiZarD, so he challenged him to a rematch. GhOst~LiZarD under his
'smurf' name TerranIsCool,  and the pissed cerebrate landed there
forces on a nearby planet to battle to the death.  The planet they
landed on was winter conquest, the server there messages went through on,
was ducky's own private starcraft server, which he created just for the
occasion.

        TheRubberDucky, Bottom position, 
red zerg                            
.

        TerranIsCool, top position, 
yellow terran.

        As the game started I did
my customary accusation of maphacking, followed by several hydralisks.
Actually I did a power expand on 8 to my mineral only exspansion so that
I could give my self a head start in the mineral flow. As my hatchery hit
31 hitpoints I sent out a drone to find my opponent, since my overlord
did not find him at the 2 mineral sources on the map that he/she (what
are they anyway?) had flown over. Upon discovering his newbiesh build order
of rax-rax-rax-rax-rax-rax-depot (how tha hell?) I started construction
of a 3rd hatchery overall, and the 2nd at my main.  I started construction
of drones out of all three when the 3rd finished, almost at the exact same
time as my lair. When I had saturated both mineral lines, I constructed
a 3rd hatch at my main, and also expanded to the bottm left exspansion,
and discovered a exspansion attempt at the bottom right. I sent my standing
force of 24 hydras over there, and destryed his defense of 4 marines with
out a loss, killing the comand center before this newbieish person could
finish it, or cancel it for that matter. Back at home I was not idle, as
I had begun construction of a FOURTH hatchery, and also a queens nest,
and had produced 12 more hydralisks, and nearly 30 zerglings. I went to
his base and easily destroyed his exspansion there with the loss of 36
hydralisks and nearly 30 zerglings. Whoops, thats not easy! hehehe

      I sent a drone and a squad of 2 queens
and 12 2/2 hydralisks and 12 2/3 cracklings (carapace/attack format) and
sent them to the bottom left start location, and begun a hatchery and extractor
at the same time, and I also started a spire there when the hatchery finished.
By now my parasites had discoverd he was mad teching to get 6 0/0 wraiths
before I could get anti air! Unfortunately for him I was building hydras
non-stop and he got out with only 1 wraith remaining, badly damaged. I
decided that the time was right to attack his natural again, so I morphed
12 lurkers and sent them, along with 24 hydras and 36 3/3 cracklings, and
prompltly destroyed his ridiculously turtled base.

 

    When my lurkers finished off the base I infested
the command center, and had lost all but 4 lurkers and 3 queens. I started
mass construction of infested terrans and scourge, so I could kamikazee
him to death. He came down with a single ghost and brought my infested
command center from 500/1500, all the way to 17/1500! I was being so stupid
not to bring an overlord, but it's more fun to ensnare the area until finding
him and killing him with a infested terran.  I easily mopped up his
mined out base with lurkers and infested terrans for the buildings on the
ground, and scourge for the buildings in the air.

 

Lessons Learned

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- If you honestly think that this was GhOsT~LiZarD playing, then u r
a big moron. I had a friend make the name TerranIsCool, (GhOsT~LiZarD was
already taken) and just had him play like a stupid newbie. Not that he
had much trouble pretending.  (he is in real life a BGH liker)

 

- GhOsT should've played me, cuz if people decide not to read this section,
they are gonna make him feel  like a  idiot.

- J/k with this ghost, you could whoop me anyday. Atleast on a land
map right now.