This game is a little
schetchy, and I only have a few pics, all of which are of him saying how
much I suck, even though I've expanded everywhere, so please bear with
me in this crappy report which deserves an 11

Players:

TheRubberDucky : Zerg, random, bottom left

Halo_Gramow: Terran, chosen (remember this, its very important)
top right

Battleground :  Winter Conquest!

    Since I've been facing a lot of terran turtles lately
I decided to do a battlereport if my opponent turned out to be one of the
turtling types.

    I started out with a smiple queen rush (new tactic
I made hehe) to try and get a good advantage, because zerglings SLAUGHTER
ensnared marines, even with medic support, and broodlinged tanks look funny,
almost like they aren't there.

When my initial scouting zergling found his base in the top right corner
of the snowy plains, it was a bit confused, as there we're a bunch of scv's
and 2 supply depots, with an scv next to each of them. This frightended
my zergling so it stayed there the entire game, and was cloaked from the
minute burrow finished being researched.




    When my lair finished I immediately sent a drone
to the top left starting position, along with about 14 zerglings, and 2
hdyras with an overlord for detection (like I need it) I went back to his
base and found this, 14 tanks, 2 bunkers, (I estimated 2 marines in each
bunker) and bunch of scv's on minerals, and 7 on gas. Thats right, 7. being
really pissed that this guy was obviously a turtle, I sent my standing
force of 7 queens and parasited everything a broodlinged a few tanks, I
didn't parasite the scv's only the tanks, and the 1 medic that was there.

    As of now I had a standing force of 40 cracklings,
20 hydras, about 15 queens, and 2 lurkers, on either side of his natural
exspansions mineral patches, just waiting for a scv to come by. I expanded
again, this time to the southern exspansion and immedately defended it
with a pair of queens and 10 hydras, which we're now 3/3 along with 2/3
zerglings. In his ONLY attack of the ENTIRE game, he sent 4 marines, 4
medics, a tank, and 4 (!) science vessels to my northern exspansion,which
I let fall because I only had a few hunderd units of gas left, and only
a little bit more minerals, suprisingly, he left the extractor there.

    Seing as how I was now not getting as much minerals
as fast, I expanded to the  bottom right start location, and the top
start location, and the southern island exspansion, connecting them all
with a network of nydus canals. my constant parasites we're halted by his
12 valks sitting in a circle around his base, which I really didn't care
about, so I decided a ultra drop with darkswarm might crack him.

  It did.

    He was easily over run by 6 ultras and 4 hydras with
the use of darkswarm and plague. Around this time he starts trash talking
me, telling me how much I suck









He also said that terran was his worst race, and that I should play
his toss and get whooped, and it wasn't fair that he got terran because
zerg own terran. I reminded him that he chose terran then challenged me
to a rematch, which in the end I ended up playing.

    After pissing me off so much I came in with 21 queens
and broodlinged everything he had left, infested his 2 command centers
(don't ask me) and finished his 2 remaining buildings off with infested
terrans.

Lessons Learned

Terran Turtles r ANNOYING

Queens are cool, especially if coupled with malt liquor

I need to get faster at getting out a 3rd exspansion, against you nohunters
folks, I need more practice in expanding, (more troops)