Well, I haven't posted anything here in a long, long time.
So, now I'm returning from my particularly long hiatus with something completely and totally random. Hopefully, people will get a kick out of it.
This report is best viewed with Mozilla Firefox at 1024x768 resolution, while on not that much sleep, with an open and slightly deranged mind. Drugs would probably help too, so if you happen to have some on hand, do some before you read this.
And with that taken care of...
Now for the feature presentation.
Heh, I've always wanted to say that.
The Thing, Whatever It Is

