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| Records Broken, Opponents Astonished, and Dissapearing BCs | | | Author: | | | IP: | XXXX | | Date: | 07/13/99 01:07 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | Starcraft(1), Problem: Broken Images(1) | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 4, Max: 10, Min: 5
Lifetime Rating for Tahrajj: 7.2222 |     |
Records Broken, Opponents Astonished, and Dissapearing BattleCrusiers!
Information:
This is a series of 3 battle reports, hopefully it will be a source of comic relief for those who just got double disced :) These will be written well, hopefully.
Game 1: Goodbye cruel world, with such a high level of radiation.
--Map:
Seems like I won't be able to hide this from you...
Big Gay Hunters. I'm sorry, but I usually do that for nothinking-fun-vs-comp-games.
--Players:
-Team Human
Tahrajj_IE (me) Top Middle, Teal, Terran.
Blizz_IE (not me) Middle Left, Yellow, Terran.
-Team Computer
X'Ds~Computerrrr (distant relative) Top Left, Red, Protoss.
[9]cOmPUtEr (mother) Bottom Left, Brown, Zerg.
D22-CompComp (father's uncle's mother's nephew's former roomate) Bottom Right, Orange, Zerg.
!-#=~!CoM%p%UtEr!~=#-! (didn't know him) Middle Middle, Purple, Xel'Naga.
The Pre-Game Show!
Blizz and I were waiting around in nohunters, when we saw his guy called X'Ds~Computerrrr start looking for a game. He saw me and Blizz, and so challenged the IEs to a game vs computers. We happily agreed. [9]cOmPUtEr made it, and even when we said NO HUNTERS they made it on BGH. Oh well :) easier for us. It was a 2v4 comp game, on BGH, looked pretty easy :) Just then the computers start bad-mouthing us as the countdown was going, saying "We own youz!" and such. Well, this was going to be an intresting battle :)
The Beginning
Right in the beginning !-#=~!CoM%p%UtEr!~=#-! disced. Serves him right. Now it was just 2v3 computers. Well, Blizz and I did the standard BGayH newbies build and depoted/bunkered in, and got many tanks. We were going to go for BCs, but decided on nukes becuase it was more fun :) I think X'Ds~Computerrrr was going for an early expansion and hard goons with archon support. I didn't know about the other two computers becuase they were too far away to keep a close watch on. Then it came...
The First Attack
Nooo! In came about 4 hydralisks and 3 dragoons to my wall of depots and bunkers with tank support! The hydras and goons got one shot off, and my SCV was instantly sent to repair the horrid damage they had caused. After that Blizz and I went into overdrive becuase we knew these computers were gonna be hard :)
Radical Radiation
Nuclear Launch Detected. Blizz sent a nuke sprawling into X'Ds~Computerrrr's main base, crippling it. X'Ds~Computerrrr then said "Man, you Futha Mucka! How you get those nukes so fast boyee? You hackin' on me joe? I'll slam your bunghole down into your foot until you cry for yo' mama!"
After that, I dropped a ghost into his base and nuked his nexus. An archon killed the ghost :(
Blizz and I were build up nukes like crazy, and laughing at X'Ds~Computerrrr, and at his allies becuase they weren't helping him at all. Nuclear Missle Ready is what I heard while we were laughing, and Blizz and I geared up to fill X'Ds~Computerrrr's main with radiation. We dropped in several ghosts, and soon after X'Ds~Computerrrr's main was rubble. Now all he had were two expansions. About this time Blizz and I were getting bored, so we decided to try something fun :)
We sent flew in Command Centers and SCVs and built many Command Centers at X'Ds~Computer's main base. No guard was placed there :) We made 12 nukes each, then got ready to do a nice 24 nuke drop on X'Ds~Computerrrr's closest expansion, which was his natural.(Sorry, i deleted the pic of the 24 nukes on his first expansion, but I have other 24 nuke pics so don't you worry :)
Nuclear Launch Detected-Nuclear-Nuc-Nuclear-lau-ected-lear-ted-aunch was what we heard. The Computers were like "WTF MAN!? YOU HACKERS!" We replied with a BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM, you get the picture. X'Ds~Computerrrr only had one expansion left. We went there with 24 ghosts, and 12 sci vessels that I built :) Ok, we nuked 24 again on the last building, and here is the pic of the last few explosions (note: the map was so filled with radiation at that time, that the colors were very off):
That was the end of X'Ds~Computerrrr
Goodbye Cruel World
After that, it was almost time for Saturday Night Live, so Blizz and I wanted to kill them fast. We dropped a few nukes on [9]cOmPUtEr but becuase of his great overlord placement, we lose a few ghosts. Well... soon after that, It was like 10 minutes til Saturday Night Live, so we decided to end our reign on this vile BGayH map. The following pics explain what we did:
After that the combined computer forces stormed into each of our bases and we conceded. The last comment we saw was "HAHA u losers!"
Winner: Team Computer
Lessons:
-Don't play team games vs computers! They hack!
(don't worry, just one more boring vs computer game before the best REAL human game ever!)
Game 2: Do I have enough Science Vessels?
---Map:
Don't worry, this is the last BattleReport with Big Gay Hunters as the map :)
---Players:
-Team Human
Tahrajj_IE (me) Terran, Bottom Left, Orange.
Blizz_IE Terran, Bottom Right, Red.
TheGamemaster12 (friend) Terran, Top right, Purple.
-Team Computer
computer4 Protoss, Middle Right, Blue.
Computer_Vegas Zerg, Middle Left, White.
---Other:
It was a 3v2 becuase I had to leave soon at the time, although halfway through the time I had got extended.
The Pre-Game Show:
Blizz, Gamemaster and I were waiting in nohunters for another game, when we saw computer4 and Computer_Vegas advertise for a 3v2, them being the 2. Since I didn't have much time, I agreed, and Gamemaster and Blizz agreed to be my partners. Gamemaster said he wanted to make, and we said ok, just NO HUNTERS. The map was on BGayH =P
The Beginning
In the beginning, Gamemaster decided to go BCs, Blizz decided nukes, and I decided Science Vessels. We each depoted and bunkered in, and I proceeded to get ghosts and Science Vessels. Blizz and I also expanded to the middle bottom while Gamemaster was busy fighting the blue tides of protoss streaming from computer4's base. No word was heard from Computer_Vegas. Perhaps he was teching bigtime towards Ultras/gaurds/devourers/mutas.
The Expansion
Blizz and I flew buildings towards the expansion, and I also built 6 starports there. I was constantly upgrading Science Vessel things and air armor. Blizz was setting up his Nuke farm. Just then Gamemaster attacked with 12 BCs, agaisnt computer4's base. Basically, with that attack, computer4 was dead. I was constantly getting science vessels, and Blizz was getting nukes, while Gamemaster was cleaning up computer4. No help from Computer_Vegas at all. Also, in case the expansion Blizz and I made got attacked, I depoted in:
Computer_Vegas's plan revealed!
Yep, when I had 60 science vessels, we found Computer_Vegas. He had about 40+ drones on minerals, overlords, and nothing else. We figured he was trying to get ahead of us in points. Oh well. I sent my 60 scivessels over there... and you know what I had to do right? I EMPed his hatchery. I EMPed it 120 times in all, but only 60 at a time. Here is a shot of the many EMPS I sent:
After that, Blizz nuked Computer_Vegas with 12 nukes:
Winner: Team Human
Lessons:
-Computer_Vegas, points mean nothing :)
No computers were harmed during the making of these two battle reports. My apologies to Johnny_Vegas, mark4, X'Ds~Grrr...., [9]eVeRLaSt, D22-SoSo, and anyone who got sick from reading these two BRs :)
How much is too much in a REAL human game?
---Map:
Arabian Camps, or something like that... SkullCrasher made it =P it was NOT mucho money!
---Players
-Team SkullRajj
Tahrajj_IE (me) Protoss, Bottom Left, Blue.
SkullCrasher Protoss, Top Right, Orange.
-Team Twisted
twisted- Terran, Middle Right, Red.
OtherGuy (forgot his name), Protoss, Top Left, Teal.
-Observer:
Fortnite Terran, Middle Left, Purple.
The Pre-Game Show
The gang and I were hanging out at nohunters, when we felt like a nice 2v2 :) Fortnite asked if he could watch, and we agreed. Skull made it on some gay custom map (sorry skull =P) and we began.
The Beginning
Skull and I planned to rush OtherGuy and then contain twisted-. Seems like it worked. We each got 6 zealots and sent them to OtherGuy's base, destroying it. Unluckily, he got a probe over to twisted-'s natural. Skull and I expanded like crazy, and Skull parked a big force just outside of twisted-'s main. Wait, let me tell you a little about the map. It has 8 main bases, with one natural directly on top of it, and one ramp as the only entrance to both of them. So, when Skull parked a big force outside of twisted-'s main, he blocked OtherGuy also. About this time I decided to have some fun. I built 6 robotics factories and an observitory, and started pumping out observers. I thought if they didn't have much detection, then their scree would be WAVY! Hehehe...
The Great Attack
Well, Skull was getting bored so wanted to attack... I said ok and sent my 55 Observers into Team twisted-'s base while Skull attacked. twisted- said OMFG! While we were destroying their bases, twisted- ran to the bottom right and started building... becuase he had no detection there, I decided to follow him:
Note: Many Observers died, that's why theres not many near the BC
Soon after that, Purple showed us his nice fleet... of 26 Command Centers:
After that we said gg and killed them =P
Winner:Team SkullRajj
Lessons:
-Observers and Command Centers rule! Don't attack without them!
-If the screen becomes blurred, and you have detection, try laying off the alchohol =P
What? You're still reading? Good for you! You get to see the Bonus Pic:
Gee, that was long! Comments welcome.
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