Rivalry: A Quickie (click to download the replay)
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There's nothing quite like the guilty pleasure of winning when you shouldn't have.

I faced this result today not once, but twice, as I applied my rusty and !> atrophied Starcraft skills to the modern nohunters world.  Looking for an excuse to not study that didn't involve talking to cute chicks who keep telling me to watch pr0n, I (quite literally) dusted off my Starcraft CD and logged in to Bnet.

Fearing that my skillz were sorely lacking, I wanted to play a good, honest game or two to see how far behind I was.  It had been months since my last report; months had passed since I had even bothered to play.

After the obligatory LT matches where people dropped, quit, lagged out, afk'd due to the arrival of pizza, and suddenly realized they weren't playing UMS, I found a pubbie Rivalry setup.  Game on.