So any way bunny = Alex? i think so. if so stop using that name as it was ME who created it and i shud get the credit. And yes i know that i shudnt be saying this in a BR but i cant contact him otherwise, as his fone number, ( 1-800-555-ISTUPID) is unavaible. alex SuXoRz. EQ ruleZ. or maybe not. and nowe to post mindless spam to make my BR long enuff. or wait, why not actually write a BR? Sry, Id put in HTML but im lazy, so heres a story. Enjoy.... ( Alex! Ur number is up! )

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Ok so i rarely play this game and sinse i play EQ i type very fast but i'm messy, so forgive any mistakes you find. SO I joined a random game i found on Battlenet , on the map "challenger" . ( Ok so it wasn't challanger but that's the only map i know so bear with me ) Anyway it was me versus " Ladeezman87 ". He chose random, as did I. I ( a Terran commander ) built up a strong defense at the entrance to my base, bunkering marines and fire bats. He, getting zerg, swarmed me with about 34 iksar, i mean zerglings, ( they look similair! ), which were eliminated quikly and... and... just quickly. Anyway Right about know he was typing obseneties about how I elminated his fleet of zeglings, and I, feeling happy, looked like this =) ( At this point i tried posting a pic, but realized i Didn't know how, plz help!). I continued to make a batalion of marines, and sent them north. There they met a barrage of attacks from hydralisks, zerglings, and the flying things. You know what im talking about. Yeah ya do. Anyway, by the time my forces were eliminated, i had built up a nuclear silo and a ghsot, and, sneaking along, discovered he was planting units on the side islands where you can mine things! I got my ghost over there Via The transport, and nuked the hell out of both islands. This set my attack on his mainland plan back, and the battle raged on.

Now, in a vain attempt to show you you DON'T need pics to make a nice BR, i will reinact a battle of the amrines and hydralisks in X-treme detail. Enjoy

The troop of marines shuffled down the road nervously, expecting to be mauled by the vile critters called "zerg" at any moment. The base was low on funds, and , not willing to spare any seasoned veterans for a scouting mision, they sent a few just-out-of-the-academy-never-seen-a-zerg marines to see what's up. As they walked down the dusty barren wasteland, they heard a small screech. One of the more paranoid marines fired heavily into the air, and a passing bird dropped lifelessy before his feet. " ha ha, whoops" He muttered and they continued stalking down. Suddenly the ground before the head marine erupted, and a horrible head popped out. It had a huge plate sticking out of its back lobe, and its jaw was cut in half, both pieces of which were moving in a shocking unison. The marine didn't even have time to scream, let alone look down, before the alien had covered him in a horrible sick-green acid, and he had become a pair of smolderingboots and a machine gun on the ground. The other marines opened fire, but soon too joined their comrade as zerg popped out of the ground and , apart from spitting acid, also lunged at them and tore them to pieces. The nervous bird boy, seeing the battle was not going their way, decided to run for it. As he turned and sprinted for the nearest tree, something hit him hard in the back. As he was falling to his knees, he wheeled around, and through his dim vision he tohught he saw a huge winged scorpion tail flying by, its mouth dripping of wet green saliva, it's wings beating against its body...

now I could have shown you a pic of some marines getting raped, but you see that every time you play. That was an intense battle reinactment! I hope you enjoyed it. anyway..

MIDDLE

I had built up a farirly large defense on the islands, and was sucking the land dry of its resources when suddenly, looking back at my base, noticed that a pair of overlords were unloading zerg on the side of my base, unbeknownst to my troops. I quickly eliminated them, and to my great surprise my opponent screamed in rage " That was my only chance! ". i asked what that was about, but he didn't respond. By this time i had built up 5 nukes, and all i needed now was some more Supply depots....

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The hard part about this was that i had used up all of my minerals building the nuke silos and i had no more money. This was bad, as i knew my enemy would soon storm me with a force so large even my bunkers wouldn't hold it back. So i mobilized my troops and sent them towards the base. strangely, I never met any resistance on my way there. As soon as i stepped onto the purple ground tho, every possible patch of groudn was covered in zerg. I fought back valiantly and in the end, only his buildings had sruvived. But my army has also been completely wiped out. So what did i do? I grabbed my 10 SCVs and sent them into action. It took 6 minutes to completely mine away all of the buildings and for me to take my crown. Ladeezman was furious, and when i asked him why the hell he hadn't built anything to stop my SCV onslaught he proclaimed " I don't Hurt civilians ". At this point I laughed at him and we parted ways.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed my report, and, with some luck, i'll be able to learn HTML by the time i do another. Once again don't mind the many grammical errors, likethe one in the word " Grammical "