"If your up for another helping of ass-kicking at the hands of my terran, then I am more than happy to oblige!"
-Johhny_Vegas
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| 2 part birthday thing | | | Author: | | | IP: | pool-68-XXXX | | Date: | 04/21/03 07:04 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6
Lifetime Rating for Sabotage: 7.0476 |  |
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Ahem. We interrupt your boring life to bring you an even more
boring report! How BORING!
13
Hey it's me. Oh, you know it's my birthday?
it feels weird to be turning 13 in a crowd of high school people, but
it's cool.
ITS REALLY PAINFUL.
Wrathed chose teal
zerg, and winded up at west. His teammate,
Sabotage_, chose blue zerg and ended up east.
The other team had
, who
picked yellow terran and started at the north base, and finally,
olDM[em]ber who
ended up at the south.
randomed brown protoss at the south base. Now we're ready to begin...
Sabotage_
commits the first blow by attacking
Revalation with
two dragoons.
They have one attack upgrade, and they kill the three
marines and one vulture at the terran wall easily.
The two dragoons encounter a new siege tank that was being made,
The two dragoons encounter a new siege tank that was being made,
along with two new vultures. The vultures are destroyed, but the tank blasts
all the dragoons in the base with siege. Just as he thought it was all over,
Wrathed sends a few
zerglings into the place and
Sabotage_ returns with two more dragoons. The
zerglings run into the scvs and cause havoc. Scvs can fight back against
zerglings, but they tend to die easily. Same here. Tons of scvs died,
but the zerglings were done. The dragoons were still a pain in the ass
though. Luckily,
Revalation
sent a dragoon and killed one of
Sabotage_'s, and a the other one died to the
rest of the scvs.
Revalation had a
hell of a time replacing his Scvs and repairing everything. He repaired
and made siege tanks. His barracks for his wall was in the red zone, so
he quickly floated it off to repair it.
Meanwhile,
Sabotage_ cooks up a plan.
Sabo's exact thought: If this guy is screwed and poor, he'll
forget detection. Dt kick own ass pwnage!
Obviously, he started a Citidel, then archives and made his dark templar.
He took his dragoon army and attacked.
Revalation still had
his barracks in repairs, so he didn't have time to land his barracks.
He screamed in terror when he saw a blurry thing moving past his wall.
The dark templar had a great time screwing
Revalation. First
it killed the scvs. They ran away and made engineering bays. Then
he chopped up the siege tanks-which were so annoying, then the other buildings.
Then Wrathed came with
some more hydralisk, and
two more blurry guys moved into
Revalation's base.
olDM[em]ber was being
stupid. He had observers, but he didn't help his ally, so
Revalation is officially
F*cked. He lifts off his crap and runs away from the approaching zerg.
olDM[em]ber seeks
revenge. He has a huge-ass army of dragoons and zealots. He should have used
them!
He attacks
Wrathed frontally, and
fails miserably. Sunkens are positioned everywhere and there is no way
in, so
olDM[em]ber runs.
He runs across the map. (It's funny how dragoons walk) and attacks who
else but
Sabotage_.
The attack was good because
Sabotage_ had a crap defense. 3 photon in 2
groups.
Sabotage_ pulls back 4 dts from
Revalation's ruined
main and slices the dragoons until an observer comes. The templar
got about 5 dragoons.
Four zealots fresh from the
gateways come down on the dragoons, and kill even more.
A few remained, and were quick work for a few
hydralisks that were passing by.
Note: Its only like, 10 minutes into the game. Pretty intense game.
Like every other game, everyone wanted to grab territory to add to their
empire.
olDM[em]ber moves up
to his mineral-only expansion,
and
Sabotage_ made a deal with
Wrathed that he
would get the natural expansion, and
Wrathed would get the
main.
Almost immediately after the was done,
Almost immediately after the nexus was done,
four brown zealots run past the photon cannons and attack the nexus.
Gayly, the nexus dies.
Sabotage_ kills the attack and starts a new nexus.
Nothing happens for a long long time. All the players are just mining
and making armies, and upgrading.
Sabotage_ is looking around with his new observer
and sees yellow at upper left.
Wrathed kills the command
center that was there. Even after the command center is dead,
Revalation wasn't
eliminated.
Sabotage_ moves into the middle, and starts a
few gateways there. He produces only zealots there, and he makes
three stargates focusing on scouts in his main.
Wrathed is making guards
to counter the protoss, and
olDM[em]ber himself
is slowly building up his gayness with carriers.
GOGOGO!
Sabotage_ unleashes a legion of angry zealots.
olDM[em]ber's defense
crumbles quickly. the stargates and crap where the carriers were made
died and all the forges and crap.
That was only the front though.
Wrathed's guardians
were in trouble. A bunch of gay carriers were wiping them out!
Wrathed wasn't going to
die so easily. He send waves of scourge and flocks of mutalisk to
counter the carriers. They did nicely.
Sabotage_ finished off a few with his scouts,
and
Wrathed killed the last
one with a scourge.
Sabotage_'s zealots have arrived, and they
killed the rest of the main.
So uh, here is the long awaited...
BOX VERSUS TAX
So, BoX started at
the right side base, while the evil TaX
got the bottom side. Lost temple of course.
BoX and
TaX
played very similar. They walled up around the same
time, and teched about the same pace.
TaX
made his starport near the mineral only expansion
for the upper base. Weird.
BoX made a wraith the
second he finished his starport, and used it to attack the scvs.
TaX
's scvs had no anti-air yet, and
TaX
's factories were making tanks, but near
the starport at the mineral only expansion of the upper base,
an engineering bay was just finishing up. Alas! The wraith was driven
away.
TaX
loads up a dropship with two siege tanks.
BoX's drop consists of
a siege tank and two goliath. They leave at about the same time! Its
like vodoo or whatever.
TaX
's drop reaches
BoX a little earlier.
The siege tanks are unloaded and they reck havoc...
for about 3 seconds.
A few distractive vultures, then
BoX drops what was in his
dropship on
TaX
's drop. (Fool's summary: box's drop killed tax's drop)
penis
im sick
After the dropping,
TaX
wants to fight back. He starts a battlecruiser just
as
BoX drops siege tanks and
stuff on
the natural expansion cliff.
TaX
lost a lot of scvs and a few tanks. More
reinforcements from
BoX arrive. Two tanks
and other stuff on the cliff are threatening
TaX
.
TaX
attacks the two siege tanks and brand new
vulture below the cliff, and
kills all but one tank.
Then his battlecruiser
attacked.
The goliath didn't help much against the mighty battlecruiser. The
attack was finished easily.
READ THIS TEXT
AND YOU DIE
ahem: I HAVE FOUR PENISES
DID YOU KNOW THAT?
AND YOU DIE
ITS EXPANDING TIME
Well, duh. In TvT you gotta expand.
TaX
took the left base, while
BoX took the upper base.
BoX started his
very own battlecruiser, and started making more. He had about 5 starports
making battlecruisers, and he was also expanding. He was doing pretty good.
TaX
was doing fine too, but just not as big and
bright as box. He had less factories, less money, less stuff to brag
about.
BoX kinda knew this
because he is really overconfident, and attacked
the left base with two of his own battlecruisers, and he also dropped
a few mech units.
After the ground units were gone, the two battlecruisers killed
TaX
's battlecruiser. Then
this one turret, surrounded by a lot of scvs all waiting to repair,
stood up to the fleet. The battlecruisers should win right? wrong.
Repair is much better than some people think. The BC's, after losing one
of their two, fled in terror.
BoX kept making battlecruisers.
He eventually had enough to be called "gay" and won the game.
Right.. the awards
Wrathed because of the sunkens
BoX because of his rich (bc)
Goes to Sabotage_, runnerup box
So concludes my this report, and my birthday, so see ya next time. (new logo)
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