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| First Warcraft III Report | | | Author: | | | IP: | ool-182eXXXX | | Date: | 04/19/03 11:04 | | Game Type: | Warcraft 3 | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6 Lifetime Rating for the-nut: 5.2632 |  |
The nut's 7th report!!!!!!
First Warcraft BR
Good WC3 Site
Here is where people
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killed in this game.
It was September 3rd and in two days it was my birthday. I went to Best Buy an I knew what I was going to get. Warcraft III. I went straight to the computer isle and I saw Warcraft III. It cost $60.00 but I got in anyway. As soon as I got home I installed it and played it. A few weeks later, I got bored of it. I totally forgot about Warcraft III. About 5 months later, I remembered it. I really wanted to play it but I lost it. I looked all around my house but I couldnt find it. After about 1 more month I started to look again. I looked in my closet and I found a box. I dumped it and scarmbled through the stuff and soon enough I found it. Warcraft III just laying there are I was so excited. I jumped up and I started to play it. I was already pretty good and I joined a 2v2 game and the map happened to be Golems in the Mist. On with the game. I'm DONT.CLICK.ME, but my real WC3 name is T(DP)
Clan Demonic Phorces (DP) Webpage
All started out well. Yellow was doing the best. He killed just about every enemy guarding the gold mines and his experience was high. While yellow was getting all the experience, blue tried to do a hero rush on me. It did pretty good. It killed 3 of my gold miners. I got them right back and was ready for more. I started to get more defense like a few spirit towers here or there. Nothing really. Just enough do kill another little swarm.
When blue did a hero rush with Demon Hunter, yellow was still getting all the experience and Teal and Blue started to get a good force of guys, I yellow decided to get a really, really big mass. I was going to get Frost Wyrms. Eventually, both teams were getting to the middle of the map to get experience. The first war between the 2 teams has started. Blue and Teal from the other team were working together to get the experience but soon they were getting to my side and yellow was going to their side. Soon enough they met and the faught. Ghouls, Huntresses, and Crypt Fiends faught with their heros. Obviously, Teal and Blue won but yellow didnt give up. He was going to fight till he was dead. Teal and Blue thought they won becuase I didnt fight in the battle. But it wasnt close to being over.
Yellow was tired of this. He didnt like these little wars and killing guys to get experience. Yellow wanted to KILL. So, yellow built up a force. Yellow had a lot of Ghouls harvesting wood. He took those, and built about 8 more and then he got some extra Crypt Fiends. I was getting a whole mass of Frost Wyrms with Frozen Breath to freeze the buildings if any Night Elves had uprooted building to try and kill the mass of guys we were going to bring.
Lets go to the war. First, we went to the base next to blues. We didnt think he would expand there but he did. We got there just in time. He already had a Tree Of Life but right before his gold mine was entangled we destroyed his Tree Of Life. In his main base, his gold mine ran out and he was low on recources. Blue was just about dead.
After we killed Blues expansion, teal left. He saw our swarm and I guess he got scared. The force of Ghouls, Crypt Fiends, Frost Wyrms, and heros ripped through Blues base. Moon wells on fire, uprooted trees slapping the force. We killed them, and killed the rest of blues base. Blue had control of teals guys since he left and he brought in a little force that teal had. Once again, we ripped through it and it was GG.
THIS HAS BEEN A THE-NUT REPORT.

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