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Evil Battle
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Author:the-nut
IP:ool-182eXXXX
Date: 04/01/03 09:04
Game Type: Starcraft
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Report Rating: 4.0, # of Ratings: 2, Max: 5, Min: 3
Lifetime Rating for the-nut: 5.2632

The nut's next report!!

I was hanging around my room when i decided to go to BattleReports. I went on and saw a Sabotage report. I went to his house (since i live in back of him) and asked him to teach me some html! He taught me the colors, and some more basics like body and backround and the

thing and more. After he was done teaching me with taht, he sent me home with a book about making a webpage which taught HTML. I looked at it when i was going to sleep, and i really didnt get it. The next day i asked my brother (LurkerBurger7) to teach me how to put screenshots, pictures, u know... on the battlereport. He told me some wierd stuff on how to start it and then to copy and paste this wierd thing and then but the wierd acct thing with ur pirctirs and hten like some otehr stuff otehr stuff otehr stuff .now i'm here. If you saw my otehr crappy text battle reports, you know this is a big imporvement. To this 3rd and better battle report i have added screenshot and better text. I hope you like my writing style. Leave a comment plz ;). By the way my d2 acct is dabomb09 and my wc3 acct is T(DP)

E V I L B A T T L E

The-nut vs that guy is a very good game! Brown is a noob but i didnt know and i did good. The 1st attacks were that brown sent in Zealots 1 by one (how gay) He tried to rush me but i defended it with marines.i put them on the edge of the cliff so that the marines would get a head start on killing the attack

The-nut expands to his natural expanion as you can see in my cool screenshot. He gathers the minerals and gas. The-nut makes his 1st. offensive move! Spider mines and vultues to browns Zealots and Dragoons. The-nut had made this move becuase vulures own toss infantry and the Spider Mines own. The attack seems to work out swell. It kills a mass of goons and zeals. It slows him down alot!

The next screenshot will show you The-nut's defense. It has some marines and 1 tank. No bunkers. (seems weak but acually its kinda good) The next screenshot will show you browns defense. It smells. It 1 pylon, and 2 cannons. (So n00bish.) Although mine isnt that good either. The-nut is very good at terran on The Lost Temple. He usually gets goliaths and expands alot. He gets all the extra bases (including the corner island ones) If his goliaths fail, he likes to mass BC's. (Which like never fail) He never lost a Lost Temple game with Terran. He upgrades his goliaths to usually 1 to armor and 1 to attack (and of course Charrin Bosster) If the goliaths fail, they usually lose to lurkers, hydras, tanks, or some crappy air. This screenshot shows The-Nut building up his swarm of goliaths............................. they are upgraded a little. You'll see if there goliaths fail.

This is The-Nut's final attack (which is really his 2nd) His swarm of goliaths. It owns brown. He has nothing but a few cannons and 7 goons. (He smells!) He should have more cannons, more units, DEFINATLY MORE UNITS. ........................................................... He should have like carriers.

Here are the last's of Brown BASES. He should of survived a stupid little attack of goliaths. Although i think the attack owned. Usually it gets OWNED by a stupid hacker...........................................................

THIS !!! HAS !!!!!! BEEN !!!!!!!!!! A !!!!!! THE-NUT !!!!!!! REPORT!!!!!!!!!

Look out for my next Reports. Hopefully they will be better than this. This report deserves a 10! .... :-\ Special Thanks To: Sabotage: Taught me basics of HTML. LurkerBuger7: Taught me how to put pictures. The-nut: I made it ^_^ HEre are some cool pictures!


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