"Pretty good for a gay drunk."
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| BAR BRAWL! | | | Author: | | | IP: | 130.94.1XXXX | | Date: | 03/01/03 11:03 | | Game Type: | Warcraft 3 | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 4, Min: 4
Lifetime Rating for MR. BIG: 4.0000 |  | BAR BRAWL, WAR3'S TAKE ON ROMEO AND JULIET
SO LIKE THIS DEATHKNIGHT COMES IN TO THE BAR AND HES LIKE, SHUT UP IM SO UBER 1337 GOSU AND I TOTALLY PWN ALL OF YALL. BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS SHORT ASS COMES IN AND STARTS TOTALLY PROVIN HIM WRONG.
YO DUDE IM TEH MOUNTAIN KING AND IM HERE TO SAY, I TOTALLY PWN YOU AND IM HERE TO STAY BIZATCH. SO LIKE THE DEATHKNIGHT IS OBVIOUSLY PISSED OFF AT THIS AND HES LIKE, SHUT YOUR GOB DUDE. MOUNTAIN KING SAYS I CHALLENEGE YOU TO A HERO DUELZ AND IF U DECLINE J00 = N00B. NOT WANTING TO LOOK LIKE A NEWB THE DEATHKNIGHT AGREES, AND THEY FOUGHT FOUGHT FUGHT FOR THEIR RIGHT TO LIVE!
SO LIKE THE DEATHKNIGHT FIRES A DEATH COIL LIKE SO: AND THE MK TAKES A SMALL AMMOUNT OF DAMAGE. HAHAHAHA HE SAID, I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC COIL, EAT STORM HAMMER AND THE DK GT HIT AND STUNNED! THE MK WALKED OVER AND CLAPPED HIS ASS BACK TO THE STONE AGE! THINGS WERENT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE DK BUT THEN HIS TRUSTY FRIEND CAME TO THE RESCOO!
DONT WORRY, MR. DEATH KNIGHT, MY WOLFIES WILL SAVE J00! OMG! SAID THE MK. YOU BROUGHT A HELPER? WELL I SUMMON MY TRUSTY FRIEND AS WELL! POTM! POTM! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OVER HERE!
IM COMING, MASTER, PLZ DO NOT HRUT ME! SHUT UP, POTM, AND HELP ME KILL THIS DEATHCUNT! OMG, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A DEATHCUNT, SAID THE DEATHKNIGHT, FURIOUSLY VOMITTING WITH RAGE. OH YES I DID, AND YOUR GONNA GET TOTALLY PWNED, BIG BOY! THATS IT! LET THE 2V2 BATTLE BEGIN!
SO THE FARSEER AND THE DEATHKNIGHT FOCUS ON THE STUPID POTM, WITH A COIL AND A CHAIN LIGHTNING BOOM THE POTM IS DOWN TO 60% HEALTH. THE POTM SUMMONS A USELESS BIRD BUT IT WAS USELESS! THE MOUNTIAN KING GETS INTO POSITION AND CLAPS THEM BOTH BACK TO THE STONEAGE! HE THEN THROWS A BIG ASS HAMMER AT THE FARSEER. THE POTM IS DANGEROUSLY LOW ON HEALTH SO, LIKE ANY COWARD, SHE RUNS!
BUT THE DEATH COIL FROM THE DEATHKNIGHT STOPS HER AND KILLS HER!
SO THE MOUNTAIN KING IS OBVIOUSLY PISSED OFF, SO HE THROWS A HAMMER AT THE FARSEER AND CLAPS HIM! 2 MORE HITS FROM THE MK AND HE WAS DEAD! AND HE WAS DEAD! IT WAS NOW JUST THE DK AND THE MK AGAIN! WHO WILL WIN THIS BAR BRAWL?
HAHAHA, LOOK AT ME, LADIES, IM SO BUFF, I CAN KILL THIS DEATHLOSER ALL BY MYSELF!
NO WAY DUDE, IM GONNA TOTALLY OWN J00! THATS IT, ITS GO TIME!
THE DEATH KNIGHT FIRES A DEAHCOIL AT THE MK, AND HES DOWN TO 80% HEALTH! THE MK FIRES A STORM BOLT AND THE DK IS DOWN TO 75% HEALTH! OH NO! THE MK CLAPS HIS ASS AND SOON THE DK FINDS HIMSELF AT 55% HEALTH ONCE HES OUT OF THE STUN! THEN THE DK, USEING FURIOUS MICR0, RUNS AND CASTS A DEATHCOIL!
HAHAHA, PH33R MY MICRO, MK!
STOP RUNNING, PUSSY!
THE DEATHKNIGHT SCREAMS: NEVER! NOW YOU SHALL DIE, HE SAYS, FIRING ANOTHER DEATH COIL. THE MK IS DOWN TO 40% HEALTH! THE MK DOESNT HAVE MUCH MANA LEFT BUT HE HAS ENOUGH FOR ONE MY STORM BOLT! HE FIRES IT AT THE DEATHPUSSY AND HES DOWN TO 30% HEALTH! THE MK FURIOUSLY SMASHES HIM BUT ONCE THE DK COMES OUT OF THE STUN HES AT 15% HEALTH! OH NO! THE DK RUNS AND FIRES HIS LAST DEATHCOIL, THE MK HAS 20% HEALTH LEFT! THIS FIGHT IS REALLY CLOSE! THE DEATHKNIHT RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES, LEAVING THE STUPID MK IN THE DUST!
I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU STUPID PANSY FUCKER NEWBIE! YOU JUST RUN IN CIRCLES LIKE A GIRL! IM GONNA TOTALLY RAPE YOU ONCE YOUR STUPID SKELETON HORSE GETS TIRED!
ITLL NEVER GET TIRED MWAHAHAHAHAH!
JUST THEN, OUT OF NO WHERE, THE POTM'S OWL, WHICH WAS STILL ALIVE FOR SOME REASON, DROPS A MANA POTION THAT IT HAD FOR SOME OTHER REASON. BOTH THE HEROES SCRAMBLE TO GET THIS NECTAR OF LIFE, BUT THE DK GETS IT FIRST!
YOU SON UVA BITCH! THE MK HITS THE DK AND HE GETS STUNNED BY BASH! OH NO! THE DK FRANTICALLY TRIES TO RUN AWAY, AND NOW HAS 10% HEALTH LEFT. HE GULPS DOWN THE POTION AND FIRES A DEATH COIL! THE MK HAS 5% HEALTH LEFT! THE MK HAS 71 MANA! OMG, ONCE HE GETS ENOUGH FOR STORMBOLT THE DK IS FINISHED! THE DK IS ALMOST REDY FOR HIS LAST DEATH COIL! WHAT WILL HAPPEN! WHAT WILL HAPPEN!?!!? DONT TELL ME YOUR NOT EXCITED!
THE COOLDOWN IS FINISHED! THE MK HAS ENOUGH MANA!
EAT COIL!
EAT HAMMER!
THEY FIRE AND THEN....THEY HIT EACHOTHER AT THE SAME TIME! THEY BOTH DIE! THERE IS NO CLEAR WINNER! THIS POINTLESS BAR BRAWL WAS CAUSED BY NOTHING AND NOBODY WINS AT ALL! KIND OF LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY WAR3 VERSION OF ROMEO AND JULIET, AND HOPEFULLY YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY. WELL, I GTG, CYA LATER. SORRY FOR THE CAPS, MY KEYBRAOD IS BROKEN. |
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