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"With experience, you'll learn exactly how far you can go against a DT rusher. Then you'll be able to kick him in the nuts."
-Heartcutter

Power HUngry GRUNT
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Author:	Mujo
IP:	209.234.XXXX
Date:	10/27/02 06:10
Game Type:	Warcraft 3
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Peons harvesting wood/collecting gold. Far Seer puts a grunt in command. Grunt: GET TO WORK YOU LAZY PEONS Peon: We are we are! Grunt: Hey look...Humans...Hey peon! Peon: What?! Grunt: Go kill those humans! Peon: That not my job! Grunt: Do it anyways!!! Half dead Troll Headhunter comes into the scene Headhunter: Hey could I get some medical help here? Grunt: Not until this lazy peon kills the humans! Peon: THAT NOT MY JOB!! Grunt: Well I'm not gonna die! Peon gets annoyed and runs off into the human army to get slaughtered. Raider enters. Raider: What the hell did that peon just do? Grunt: I dunno...I told him to harvest lumber... HeadHunter: I really need a healing ward or something... Grunt: Quit whining. Is that all you do is whine? Headhunter throws spear at grunt Headhunter: Now get me a witch doctor Grunt: HEY STOP THROWING SPEARS YOU COULD POKE AN EYE OUT Headhunter: Quit whining... Raider: Shut up, I'm reporting you both to Thrall Headhunter/Grunt: Oh no you dont... Headhunter and grunt hog tie raider Headhunter: Now get me a fckin witch doctor Grunt: Oh alright alright By now Headhunter has healed by himself Witch Doctor enters Witch doctor: What be da matter? Headhunter: I'm fckin bleeding to fckin death and your fckin askin me what the fck is fckin wrong?! Witch Docter: You be lookin fine to me Grunt: That's what I said! Witch Doctor gives the headhunter a healing ward and leaves Grunt: Little whineass...Coulda used that for real use! Headhunter: Oh shut the fck up Headhunter leaves Wyvern Rider appears Wyvern: Hey grunt! I see humans in the distance! Maybe you should check it out? Grunt: Check it out yourself Wyvern: But I'm too tired (Fakes fatigue) Grunt: You got a damned bird now go scout Wyvern: Fck you Wyvern scouts and grunt becomes more power hungry Tauren enters Grunt: What are you doing? Tauren: Getting water Grunt: Did I say you could? Tauren: Like I give a flying cow sht... Grunt: Thrall put me in charge now your gonna get executed! Tauren releases Raider Raider: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU HOG TIE ME FOR?! Grunt: I didn't!!! POINTS TO HEADHUNTER* Raider leaves...Troll screams follow... Tauren: Bastard.. Tauren leaves Grunt continues torturing peons until theres 1 left Thrall returns Grunt: Thrall sir! Everythings in order! Thrall: Where'd all the peons go?! Grunt: We had an attack from humans sir! They are just in the distance! Wyvern returns Wyvern: They have 10 footmen 30 knights 20 riflemen and 2 gryphons...we're fcked Headhunter returns Headhunter: Thrall man...You should be killin that grunt Thrall looks puzzled Tauren/Raider enters Tauren: He was slaughtering the peons Raider: And refused to give the taurens water! Thrall: ... Grunt: LIES!!! Thrall: ...... Tauren: BITE ME! Thrall: .......... Headhunter: You fcker! Thrall: ............... Raider: You should die! Thrall: .................... Thrall kills them all with chainlightning The End
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