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MaD 3v3
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Author:Some_God
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Date: 10/12/02 06:10
Game Type: Starcraft
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Hello and welcome to another quality BR by me. After funnymarx did his BR (with fu**ed up pics) I decided to do this quick BR. No, it is not some shit that TIME stole from another website. No, it is not some shit about TIME, and no, it isn't a STUPID FANFIC!!!!. What I can tell you is this will be the first 3vs3 game I will be reporting. Regarding TIME, I will flame him in this report.


MAD 3v3 !

After a hell of a day in school I came home with the intention to play SC and maybe make a BR. Things went the wrong way when it started raining when I got out of school. Things went worse when I had to go to the "little boys room", and the rain did not help me keep my urine a bay. Finally I got home took a leak and sat down on my couch. Next thing I remember is that I woke up 3 hours after that. Then I sat on a chair next to my worthless computer and started logging on to B.net. I saw a game called "newbies!" and came in. there were 5 guys in there waiting for someone to come in. I took a quick glance at the settings and saw the map ... THE LOST TEMPLE!!!!!!... no I'm just kidding. actually the map was The Hunters (not edited). The timer started and I picked zerg.

 

 

Ring around the Hunters...

I came in as red zerg (north central), TribelSolder was purple protoss (south west), MadNess420 was yellow protoss (north east), deeter was orange terran (north west), hf-plague was grey zerg (east central), an hurricane came in as teal protoss (west central).

 

The First Things...First...

First of all I got all my drones to mine and built up more drones. I then allied with MadNess420 and hurricane. I think you already know my build but anyway here it is (again).

 Zerg Building Cycle :

1-Drones until Overlord needed - then a couple of more drones

2- Extractor

3- Spawning pool

4- Evolution Chamber

5- Hydralisk Den

Scouting...

MadNess420 was the first one to start scouting, but then I had enough resources to start expanding. I wanted to take the north west position, but my drone found one of deeter`s marines. I stopped my drone, but then I said "what the hell" and went in to scout. I was not surprised at what I found: a couple of marines... meanwhile hurricane found TribelSolder`s location.

 

First Battle

MadNess420, seeing the terran threat, was quick to build up a large force of zealots. They started marching down to his ramp, when the marines noticed them. Their guns started blazing. Chunks of human flesh was on the ground while the zealots got some new holes in their bodies. While the fighting was ensuing  deeter took advantage of his quick reinforcements and started raping the zealots from afar.

MadNess420 was in trouble and he asked for some help. I took some of my zerglings and started my run at deeter`s base. deeter, having a hard time killing off the zealots, had no chance of winning this battle when my zerglings came in. He quickly lifted off his Command Center.

 

Expansion Raping!

As we were owning deeter`s base, I was in need of an expansion. I sent one drone to the ramp which goes to my base and to MadNess420`s base. I started building it up when a large force of TribelSolder`s zealots attacked my expansion. I quickly canceled the building of it to save resources and prepared for an assault on my base. MadNess420 was saying TribelSolder was going to attack him. We (me & hurricane) would run to his base, but we were worried that this was a distraction for us to use all of our forces against the zealots while hf-plague would go for our bases.

 

Battle for MadNess420`s base

MadNess420 was right in predicting that TribelSolder was going to attack him. What he did not predict was that hf-plague would use his army to help double MadNess420. The first minutes in battle looked really grim for MadNess420, Zealots were destroying pylons, photon cannons & other buildings. Then the Zergling/Hydra army came in. When my small force of zerglings/hydras arrived they were no match. Then hurricane`s zealots marched in with his zealots and quickly dispatched the pesky zerglings. Then hurricane took his zealots & took them to where the fighting was fierce : in the base of MadNess420. As he entered the base we all began to regroup to fight TribelSolder`s zealots. I sent 2 muta`s to help out, MadNess420 built up his forces. In the end we all lived to fight another day. When all was quiet hf-plague rushed in a large force of hydras to take out MadNess420 once and for all, but he was no match for more than a dozen zealots.

 

Complex Attack

After the testicle shattering battle that occurred me , MadNess420, and hurricane were looking for something to kill. I used the 1 muta that survived the battle and used him to scout. I found hf-plague`s base and we were ready to attack. First I took my muta and started to attack his drone line as a distraction. It worked very well when he fell for it. As his Hydras were attacking my muta MadNess420 and hurricane`s zealots broke through the defense hf-plague had and started killing everything he had. Ultra-Heavy fighting took place as hurricane`s zealots were getting ripped apart from the rest of the attacking force. Zerglines came out of eggs to attack us, but in the end we took care of hf-plague`s cheap base. A very complex attack was finished.

 

TribelSolder`s Revenge

As we were bringing the fight to hf-plague, TribelSolder brought the fight to us. TribelSolder ran about a dozen zealots into hurricane`s expansion. If TribelSolder could get by the defenses in hurricane`s expansion then hurricane would die. Luckily I thought this would happen so I kept a handful of zergling/hydras just in case. Sadly they were no match for the awesome power of the zealot. TribelSolder cut through hurricane`s defenses but he did not go for the base or the mineral line. That was enough time for use to crush this stupid attack that he did. 5 minutes after the battle hurricane just left. Strange.

 

Final Battle

Now that we have drove all our enemies to 1 location me and MadNess420 started building up forces on the outskirts of TribelSolder`s base. After we got sufficient forces we attacked. deeter had his base first in line so we easily destroyed it. Then the hard part was getting in TribelSolder`s base. The defense was Extra tough, but with the help of my ultra`s we got through and won the game.

 

 


GG. This was meant to be a quick read to people and if you thought that I would not flame TIME, boy are you wrong!


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