"i'd tap that ass." - Anathema
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| MaD 3v3 | | | Author: | | | IP: | 0-1pool1XXXX | | Date: | 10/12/02 06:10 | | Game Type: | Starcraft | | Labels: | none | | Report Rating: , # of Ratings: 1, Max: 6, Min: 6 Lifetime Rating for Some_God: 6.8571 |  |
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Hello and
welcome to another quality BR by me. After funnymarx did his
BR (with fu**ed up pics) I decided to do this quick BR. No, it
is not some shit that TIME stole from another website. No, it
is not some shit about TIME, and no, it isn't a STUPID FANFIC!!!!.
What I can tell you is this will be the first 3vs3 game I will
be reporting. Regarding TIME, I will flame him in this report.
MAD
3v3 !
After a
hell of a day in school I came home with the intention to play
SC and maybe make a BR. Things went the wrong way when it started
raining when I got out of school. Things went worse when I had
to go to the "little boys room", and the rain did not
help me keep my urine a bay. Finally I got home took a leak and
sat down on my couch. Next thing I remember is that I woke up
3 hours after that. Then I sat on a chair next to my worthless
computer and started logging on to B.net. I saw a game called
"newbies!" and came in. there were 5 guys in there
waiting for someone to come in. I took a quick glance at the
settings and saw the map ... THE LOST TEMPLE!!!!!!... no I'm
just kidding. actually the map was The Hunters (not edited).
The timer started and I picked zerg.
Ring
around the Hunters...
I came in
as red
zerg (north
central), TribelSolder was
purple protoss (south
west), MadNess420 was yellow protoss (north east), deeter
was orange
terran (north
west), hf-plague was grey zerg
(east central), an hurricane came in as teal protoss (west central).
The
First Things...First...
First of
all I got all my drones to mine
and built up more drones. I then allied with MadNess420 and hurricane. I think you already know
my build but anyway here it is (again).
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Zerg Building Cycle
:
1-Drones until Overlord
needed - then a couple of more drones
2- Extractor
3- Spawning pool
4- Evolution Chamber
5- Hydralisk Den |
Scouting...
MadNess420 was the first one to start
scouting, but then I had enough resources to start expanding.
I wanted to take the north west position, but my drone found
one of deeter`s
marines. I
stopped my drone, but then I said "what the hell" and
went in to scout. I was not surprised at what I found: a couple
of marines... meanwhile hurricane
found TribelSolder`s location.
First
Battle
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MadNess420, seeing the terran
threat, was quick to build up a large force of zealots. They
started marching down to his ramp, when the marines noticed them.
Their guns started blazing. Chunks of human flesh was on the
ground while the zealots got some new holes in their bodies.
While the fighting was ensuing deeter
took advantage of his quick reinforcements
and started raping the zealots from afar. |
MadNess420
was in trouble
and he asked for some help. I
took some of
my zerglings and started my run at deeter`s base.
deeter, having a hard time killing
off the zealots, had no chance of winning this battle when my
zerglings came in. He quickly lifted off his Command Center.
Expansion
Raping!
As we were
owning deeter`s
base, I was
in need of an expansion. I sent one drone to the ramp which goes
to my base and to MadNess420`s base. I started building
it up when a large force of TribelSolder`s
zealots attacked
my expansion. I quickly canceled the building of it to save resources
and prepared for an assault on my base. MadNess420 was saying TribelSolder was going to attack him. We (me & hurricane) would run to his base,
but we were worried that this was a distraction for us to use
all of our forces against the zealots
while hf-plague would
go for our bases.
Battle
for MadNess420`s
base
MadNess420
was right in
predicting that TribelSolder
was going to
attack him. What he did not predict was that hf-plague would use his army to help double MadNess420. The first minutes in battle
looked really grim for MadNess420,
Zealots were
destroying pylons, photon cannons & other buildings. Then
the Zergling/Hydra army came in. When my
small force of zerglings/hydras arrived they were no match. Then
hurricane`s
zealots marched
in with his zealots and quickly dispatched the pesky zerglings. Then hurricane
took his zealots
& took them to where the fighting was fierce : in the base
of MadNess420.
As he entered
the base we all began to regroup to fight TribelSolder`s zealots. I
sent 2 muta`s to help out, MadNess420
built up his
forces. In the end we all lived to fight another day. When all
was quiet hf-plague
rushed in a
large force of hydras to take out MadNess420 once and for all, but he was no match for
more than a dozen zealots.
Complex
Attack
After the
testicle shattering battle that occurred me
, MadNess420, and hurricane were looking for something to kill. I used
the 1 muta that survived the battle and used him to scout. I
found hf-plague`s
base and we
were ready to attack. First I took my muta and started to attack
his drone line as a distraction. It worked very well when he
fell for it. As his Hydras were attacking my muta MadNess420 and hurricane`s zealots broke through the defense hf-plague had and started killing
everything he had. Ultra-Heavy fighting took place as hurricane`s zealots were getting ripped apart
from the rest of the attacking force. Zerglines came out of eggs
to attack us, but in the end we took care of hf-plague`s cheap base. A very complex attack was finished.
TribelSolder`s
Revenge
As we were
bringing the fight to hf-plague,
TribelSolder
brought the
fight to us. TribelSolder
ran about a
dozen zealots into hurricane`s
expansion.
If TribelSolder
could get by
the defenses in hurricane`s
expansion then
hurricane would die. Luckily I thought this would happen so I
kept a handful of zergling/hydras just in case. Sadly they were
no match for the awesome power of the zealot. TribelSolder cut through hurricane`s defenses but he did not go for the base
or the mineral line. That was enough time for use to crush this
stupid attack that he did. 5 minutes after the battle hurricane just left. Strange.
Final
Battle
Now that
we have drove all our enemies to 1 location me
and MadNess420
started building
up forces on the outskirts of TribelSolder`s
base. After
we got sufficient forces we attacked. deeter had
his base first in line so we easily destroyed it. Then the hard
part was getting in TribelSolder`s
base. The defense
was Extra tough, but with the help of my ultra`s we got through
and won the game.
GG. This
was meant to be a quick read to people and if you thought that
I would not flame TIME, boy are you wrong!
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